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 The fun of playing with the Lad's Head.

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Marvinator
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thought I'd share this with you all.
One of my first baits was the simple "Send me money, you get millions" bait, so I got to the point of sending a Western Union Payment. In order to facilitate this, I needed the standard question and answer for the security section. Never one to give the lad everything they needed, I liked then to be vague. When all was said and done, it read like an old Abbot and Costello routine. I've gleaned it from the emails and it went like this:

ME: I'm ready to send via Western Union, so what's the question?
Lad: What question?
ME: Exactly.
Lad: I don't know question unless you tell me!
ME: What's the question?
Lad: What question?
ME: Exactly.
Lad: You are making me angry! What are you asking me for?
ME: What question? What is the question?
Lad: I don't know how to answer that.
ME: I'll need that too.
Lad: Need what?
ME: Yes and also the answer.
Lad: You are not making sense. I will not play these games. Ask me the question or not!
ME: What is the question?
Lad: How can I give answer to question I don't know?
ME: If you would give me the question we could both decide on the answer.
Lad: How can I ask the question if I dont' know the question?
ME: Good. Now what's the answer?
Lad: What you mean good? What's good?
ME: Don't change the question on me.
Lad: I don't change question, I ask what you mean when you say good!
ME: Good question. Now all I need is the answer.
Lad: What's the question?
ME: How can I ask a question if I don't know the question?
Lad: You are playing games with questions and answers!
ME: We haven't decided on the answer yet.
Lad: Answer to what?
ME: Answer to the question. I need both.
Lad: Both what?
ME: If you're going to play games, let's start over. What's the question?

I stopped hearing from him after that. I think maybe his head exploded.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hilarious! but i think it caused my brain to explode as well

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Too funny. I can only imagine his frustration. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read! ROFL! I just read it to my office mate here at work, and we are falling down laughing. Stop it! My stomach hurts!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marvinator, that was absolutely priceless Laughing Thanks for the laugh!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So Marv, Who's on first?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, what was the question??????

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ The sentence before the answer.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That really made me laugh. Good stuff!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hilarious Marvinator! Laughing I'm a big fan of the original "who's on first".

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the smell of fried brain Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha! Priceless! lololololololol..... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That was great Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@TheGreatOok

I've no idea......no he's on third

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