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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This Russian lady found a male cat on the side of the street tonight and asked her husband if they could take it home because it was sooooo sweet and sooooooo cute and it's sooooooo cold outside. She didn't know if it was male or female but it was really nice. I told her it was a male and that it needs to go to the vet to be neutered (he had a HUGE package). She asked me what all she needed for this cat. So I told her all the supplies to get. Then she asked about shampoo for it - I looked at her like - WHAT? She said - it's so dirty - I can't let it stay in the apartment like this.

I said: Honey - that cat is going to a) spray urine all over your house because it's not neutered and is a male b) scratch up your furniture and get fleas all over the place (it was infested) and c) scratch you up if you decide to give it a bath.

She said that the cat was real sweet she didn't think it would do those things. I told her that a cute kitty outside is different from the demon it will become inside - especially when she goes to give it a bath.

The lady told me I was wrong.

I didn't argue with her - but I'm smiling tonight at the thought of this russian lady - who's never had a cat -- getting scratched to pieces and wondering what happened to her sweet kitty.

Ok - kudos for her for rescuing it - but I'm just smiling because this lady was first acting like she knew nothing about cats and then telling me I was wrong about assuming that sweet HUGE MALE ADULT tom cat was going to scratch her to pieces when she put it in the bath tub.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm guessing it will look something like this...

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, do let us know how this turns out! Laughing

I've owned a few cats, and they despised baths. It took me and one brother to hold one little cat down long enough to get her clean, and we had had her for several years.

I get a strange feeling this lady will be carting this feline down to the vet in the morning, along with various scratches and, possibly, bite marks.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my cats really didn't mind having a bath (well, he didn't go completely insane every time I introduced him to water...), but the other one was a nightmare! I had to wear those special gloves with bits of rubber on to get a better grip, and literally pin him down in the bath with the shower on him, and hope that I could get all the shampoo off before he got too strong for me. And to think that I started off by bathing him in the sink...

Has this turned into a kitty-cat thread? (The nice kind, not the evil kind...)

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hahahaha....that reminds me that my neighbour just told me a few days ago, that her young cat LOVES to take a bath with her. Everytime she lies in the bathtube her cat jumps in too, swims a few rounds, then gets out, shakes, and goes off to make a mess in the rest of the appartment. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Problem is, she cannot close the door when she is taking a bath, cause the litterbox is in there too Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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. . . the litterbox is in there too Laughing Laughing

She's dumb!
Having the litterbox in the bath will make the cat litter soggy. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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it was a male and that it needs to go to the vet to be neutered (he had a HUGE package).


Jeeze...I'm so glad I'm not married to you Eliza Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I gave up giving baths to cats for Lent. Really. Last spring was my last time. I figured just get the water warm, close the bath enclosure, drop in cat. Nope, never had a cat claw me up the body and over my face.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Back in the 80's my father was a coal miner. He received free coal, about a ton at a time. We had always had cats and at the time there were seven of the lovely little children. One of whom rolled in the coal dust and was black. He had to be washed. It took the four of us to hold him and wash him. Another time, a kitten knocked over a cold chip frying pan over herself and had to be smothered in swarfhager to get rid of the fat.

Intact tom cats are bloody nuisences with piddling everywhere to mark their territory. Even unneutered toms can be pretty bad. Sometimes shes can be just as bad. Over the years we had to spend quite a bit to replace things that had been destroyed by their anti social bums.

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@419weasel. Yes, sometimes my cats will do that. There is one who sits in the bath and won't jump out until her bottom is soaked. She also likes sitting in the washing machine.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Neither of my cats can stand being placed in the bathtub, water or no water.. Yet, they will both jump in the tub on their own, even if the water is running from the spout (not the shower head), and as long as it is not full of water. They splash their paws under the running water and even drink from it. I get demands to turn the faucets on. One likes being sprayed with a water bottle (and drinks from the stream), the other doesn't. Cats are strange creatures... I guess as long as they think the bath is THEIR idea, it's ok? Laughing

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I have 2 male cats (both neutered). One will grudgingly allow me to bathe him every 6 months or so. The other, smaller, one turns into a hissing, spitting, Tasmanian Devil style ball of ginger and white fur if he gets as much as a sniff of water! I had to wipe some shit off one of his paws on Saturday, and I look like I went 5 rounds with Jack the Ripper!! As they are both indoors cats, they don't really need bathing, according to my vet, so I've given up unless there's a specific reason to wash them.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My housemates this summer had two cats for their Kids. However the kids NEVER took care of the cats. So after a while I decided that the 'little cuties' needed a bath. the bath idea came about because I wanted to discourage the flea shuttle service that the cats were running at the time. Evil or Very Mad

I put on a pair of yellow dish gloves and filled the sink with water. . . . . . . .

Eventually it worked when I held the cat down and someone else washed it.


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We had a cat when I was a kid, and he liked to visit the neighbor's cow barn for days at a time. He came back especially smelly one day, and it took all five of us kids to hold him down in the tub. One on each leg...
kind of like giving a cat a pill.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
This Russian lady found a male cat on the side of the street tonight and asked her husband if they could take it home ...


I want to see what happens when she visits the Colosseum in Rome. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Is there something I missed when I was in Rome????
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http://www.the-colosseum.net/around/gatti_en.htm

As for the Colosseum, my personal experience tells me that the 200 reported in that article is a gross underestimate.
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I watched a BBC Wildlife on One tv programme about cats earlier in the year, it was originally aired in 2000, narrated by David Attenborough, there are so many cats in Rome Very Happy, this page was about the tv program:

http://www.tvnature.com/archive/2000/bbc.htm

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There are over 2000 colonies of feral cats in Rome

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scam Patroller wrote:
... it was originally aired in 200 ...


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Embarassed, typo rectified, damn lot of cats, though.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This thread is hilarious!!!

@Cherrie Laughing
@Slaphappy: So true!

I've been to the Colosseum. . . Didn't notice the cats. Shocked

To give a cat a bath you're supposed to put an empty milk crate (or reasonable facsimile) upside down in the bottom of the tub. The cat will cling onto THAT rather than claw up your arms. . . . or so I've heard.

I have two cats, one likes baths, the other one could be the dirtiest cat in the world and I still won't be giving her another bath. The last time I gave them baths, rather than try to escape away from me, she craned her neck around (I swear she looked me in the eye) and attacked me with teeth and claws. One set of her claws was imbedded in my arm (kind of like what they do with the window screens) and stuck. . . I couldn't yank it out right away because I refused to let go and let her out of the water. A wet, flailing cat is no fun. A wet, flailing cat who is scared you're going to kill her (because you just might!) is even less fun.
Like I said, she's never having another bath.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My cat hates baths. Actually, he hates to be groomed. This poses a problem as he is a himalayan and has long hair that tends to knot in the spring. His behavior is so bad that he has been banned from one grooming facility in our suburb. So, it's up to me to bathe him and is it ever a nightmare. He usually makes a break for it when he is all soapy and slippery and I have to chase him around the house.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cats hate baths.
Mine had a far simpler solution...
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