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Juan Freizwidatt
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've gotten countless "official" documents from lads in the past, but only as jpg attachments. I'm working a bait now that has been going on for over a year, though the lads have changed. Either my info was stolen or sold (probably the latter) but in any event the current lads firmly believe I'm a serious maga who has paid over $200K to other lads in the past year. So they are trying harder than ever. Attachments are insufficient -- they Fedexed a bound booklet with nine very official documents (not counting the equally official covers), including every rubber stamp they could find, embossed seals from the "economic intelligence commission", and signatures galore. You know these are official since most of them are printed on heavy textured card stock in all the colors of the rainbow. Very Happy And -- real, honest-to-god Red Seals of Truth! Except they don't realize that in real life the point of a RSOT sticker is to be embossed. They stuck the RSOT on and then embossed the page off to the side. Duh!

There's just one small problem: they forgot the Anti-Terrorism United Nations Clearance Certificate and the National Drug Law Clearance Certificate. I paid for those last year so they damn well better courrier them out to me! I'm not paying them the 1% fee on my $32.5 million contract until they do. So there!

Here are just a few pictures from this great trophy.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent, Juan, we should all be asking for those Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

These colours make my eyes ache, but apart from that itīs great expensive lad artwork! Thumbs up The missing forms are a shame though...turning the document into worthless waste paper (just remaining as great lad artwork in our minds...)
If I pay you 165.000.00 United States Dollars ONLY will you send me a copy?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks pretty official to me, I'd say as soon as they send the other forms you can send the 1% fee 100% risky free! If you don't you could miss out! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice. Looks like each page is suitable for framing in your little baiting den....

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love how the stamp for "dispatched" is the wrong spelling Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing clapping Excellent stuff!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Worf wrote:
I love how the stamp for "dispatched" is the wrong spelling


No, no, you misunderstand! This doesn't mean it was dispatched, but rather that it had been spatched originally but they put it through a de-spatching process to remove the spatches so now it's spatch-free, or in official legal terminology, "Despatched".

Is that clearer? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff there. Your lad has two different "approved" stamps. Having the certificates combed means that his shipping costs must have been huge. Great job keeping at least one mugu completely occupied. Have you told him that they never came and asked him to send it again?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's great stuff as usual Juan. You just keep setting the bar higher for the rest of us.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@connie, he knows it arrived because he tracked it, but I've stalled him for a couple of weeks now because I told him I had to go help my daughter with the kids while her husband traveled, and then we had Thanksgiving. He's going nuts after all the rush and expense, and I'm not doing anything.

@b.a.ware, thanks for the thought but this is a very low bar compared to a lot of baiters on this site! It's a nice trophy but it sure can't compare to our friend Ed, or Ike, or SP's trophy machine. Laughing

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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

"please if you want your funds just pay me,!! pay me!! pay me!!"

Sand Timer x4: Shorty
Safari x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith ) Black Ribbon
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff, well done!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Only one copy Shocked


Nice work. Now I need some help with my homework Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very nice I have only received a 1-page notes for "letters of employment" or "letter of invitation"

I will have to see if i can get those in my box as well.

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