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Poll :: Eater's choice for best submission is....

Submission One
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Submission Two
23%
 23%  [ 6 ]
Submission Three
30%
 30%  [ 8 ]
Submission Four
23%
 23%  [ 6 ]
Submission Five
19%
 19%  [ 5 ]
Total Votes : 26


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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Allrighty.

Inspired (or possibly goaded) by 7/9, I cheerfully offer the winner of this contest a year's Premium membership.

Simply come up with what you think is the best version of 12 Days of (a lad's) Christmas.

Days five and six must be the following:

Quote:
Five Crap Lotteries
Six Fake Job Offers


Just work the other 10 days around those.

PM me your submissions. I'll cull through them and pick the top five. These top five will be posted here on December 21st and you all will be able to vote the one that you think is best.

Voting will close December 24th and the winner will have a bright, shining orange name January 1st.

Rules:

- Keep it fairly cleanish (PG-13).

- Feel free to attempt to bribe me with pictures of you wearing your favorite lingerie....it won't help your chances, but I do promise only to share these pictures with NN and StarGate and not the rest of the Mod Team.

- Don't post your submissions here. Baiters being baiters, you may give your competition ideas.

Good luck and have fun. Very Happy

Edit: clarified the lingerie thing. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Five Crap Lotteries doesn't scan. Five Fake Jobs would be better.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Feel free to attempt to bribe me with pictures of you in your favorite lingerie..


I have some nice pictures of Don in ladies underwear. Does that count too? Wink ohh..and better dont ask where I have them from...lets just say, it was too much wine for both of us Embarassed Embarassed Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just to explain the 5th and 6th day caveat-

This link is why this contest even exists. Lovely 7/9 posted two threads in Surplus which came out in the order in the screen shot and reminded me of the traditional 12 Days of Christmas and amused me. I sent her a PM, she triple dog dared me to start a 12 Days of Mugu Christmas thread, and I came up with this.

So, that rule stands. Wink

Breadcrumb- I said 'you' in lingerie, not Don. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd wrote:
Breadcrumb- I said 'you' in lingerie, not Don. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's in the mail, and if I win, I will donate the "orange" to a a rookie of my choosing.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What the hell, I'll throw one in for the fun of it.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

orange name? if I win can it be 'tangerine'?


'valencia' is nice but I don't speak spanish. 'mandarin'......im working on it. xie xie

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've sent of my entry but I suspect the competition will be fierce with so many erudite and witty people on this forum.
So to sway the judge, as reqested, I have a picture of me in lingerie
































Image

Laughing I should probably change the wording, I guess. TS
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ My, Nanny, that's some racy stuff you have there. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent! This was a great alternative to writing up lecture notes Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me... absolutely b*gger all because she p*ssed of with the milkman. and she didn't even have the decency to cancel it. Bitch!

Now where's my prize so I can donate it to the next noobie that sends a picture of Stephen Hawkin (aka God) as his passport/ID photo?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently Tommo's entry ^^ discouraged everybody else.

I just wanted to let you know that 1) Tommo was disqualifed for failing to follow any of the guidelines put forth in my first post and has not actually won the contest Laughing and 2) this contest is still going.

Keep those submissions coming!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Finally submitted my effort. I think I'll stick to my day job though!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad would like to submit..........I think his work is original....don't you think Rolling Eyes

Quote:
Twelve(12) Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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I sent Amy..my true love
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine's in. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, it is. Very Happy

Eliza, I'm not sure I'm willing to buy your lad a Premium membership, but I would encourage both of you to look at rule "-" if you want to be entered. Rule - states:

Quote:
- Don't post your submissions here. Baiters being baiters, you may give your competition ideas.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

3 Days left to get those submissions in! Very Happy


edit to add: and there were no lingerie pics submitted, although I did get two promises for some if the ladies in question won.

I suspect that I was being baited, though. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Me's in! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry TSnerd, but I've had 5 kids. I dont have lingerie anymore - I have control briefs!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Tsnerd,

My submission is in

If I DONT win I WILL send you photos of me in lingerie.

Trust me when I say, you dont want to see it. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All Murry lingerie pictures will be passed on to NN, who has expressed an interest in them, for some reason.....it may have something to do with a bait. Laughing

One more dayish, folks, and submissions are closed. Get your thinking caps on!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A bribery attempt from a member who wishes to remain annonymous:

Quote:
Hope it's not too late.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shameful!

Kudos to you Tsnerd for having the strength and integrity to resist such a potent attempt to sway the judging.

I wonder what low-life could do such a thing.

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