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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:24 am |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:46 am |
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There are people a lot worse off than me. When I went into hospital a few weeks back there was an elderly guy in the bed next to mine (I hasten to add that my problem is not the same as his though there is a physiological connection) and he said that the surgeon and he discussed how his problem could be resolved and he said that he told the surgeon to just take it off fully.
Now, it didn't fully dawn on me what he was talking about and I knew better than to ask for clarification, and being wrapped up in my own issue I hadn't really considered that they dealt with that sort of thing.
It's absolutely true - and I have to admire his attitude and don't know how I would cope in the same situation. I'm lucky - but don't feel it. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:32 pm |
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Gomer, if it's any comfort, I have had similar inappropriate responses, at family funerals. My family are quite used to me shutting myself away from the rest of them at funerals now, though only my siblings know why!
My dad had an epidural earlier this year when he had his bionic knee fitted - he recommends it. |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:47 pm |
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Never been "under the knife", so I can't offer any advice but this . . .
1. In keeping with your Eater avatar, show up in a toga.
2. Score Vicodin massively, even if post-op pain is minimal.
3. Bask totally in the sympathies of family & friends while you can.
Best wishes for a 100% risky-free experience! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:00 pm |
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It's a funny experience having the surgeon zooming through the CAT scan and showing off your own internal organs to you.
Of course I did my homework so I could ask an intelligent question, and when I did, his response was something like "I don't know - I'll see when I get there". I bet when I turned away he did a shrug to the nurse as if to say "What's he on about ?". |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:18 am |
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Good luck with your sex change operation! |
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please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:56 am |
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Knowing how absent minded I am - it's quite possible I have signed up for a sex change but I really don't have the legs for it.
I think I'm safe, as he said he may have to go into my chest too. I have to say he didn't try very hard to sell this procedure to me, and his parting shot was that I would likely end up in the High Dependency Ward . He obviously isn't feeling lucky, or maybe that's where all his patients end up. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:27 pm |
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Arnica.
Take some before the op to help the healing process.
Or if it does turn out to be a sex change it might make an exotic name. |
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