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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:30 pm |
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Definitely December 15th.
One for all the Unix hackers:
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better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:31 pm |
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In the states, the earliest should be after Thanksgiving, but for some reason now it is after Halloween. This is just plain crass commercialism. Places like Wal-mart just trying to squeeze every penny they can out of the season. I walked into Wal-mart a few days after Halloween and they had a huge Christmas tree in the lobby. I have a friend that manages a local cellular store and the business next to his painted Christmas stuff on their windows the day after Halloween. He and I both offered to pay for someone to come and paint a turkey flipping the bird and saying something like "Thanksgiving comes before Christmas". His boss thought it was funny but said we couldn't do it. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:39 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:38 pm |
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^^
I think I know someone with an outfit like that
Spare a thought for the poor shop workers and bar staff that have to listen to Christmas songs on a loop all the working day.
There's been Christmas decorations up in a flat round the corner from my friend house since before Halloween.
At first I thought they might be celebrating Diwali, but a lit up Santa doesn't represent a Hindu god to my knowledge |
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aggg
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 713
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:18 pm |
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Christmas songs are never acceptable at any time. Ban the lot of them. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:21 am |
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I find they can brighten a funeral. . . .
--J.D. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Deleted due to expired links.
[/End shameless self-promotion] |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:49 pm |
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The stores play them after Halloween, I play them after the third week of November... |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Jojo, you already know this but I thought I would "come out".
I like your music. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:58 pm |
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The worst is the one Noddy Holder describes as his 'pension fund', Slade's 'Merry Bl88dy Christmas Everybody'.
I liked Slade, but not that.
I saw my first house decorated with Christmas lights today. Bah, humbug! |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:31 pm |
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Most popular Christmas songs contain evil Satanic messages when played backwards.
Merry Christmas! |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:49 pm |
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Celebrate Christmas in November!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/34on4i
And anytime is a good time for a Patrick Swayze Christmas!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/v4w1rz |
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mrsbean
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2004
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Location: North of the Rio Grande, South of Alaska
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:02 pm |
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I like my holidays one at a time, one after the other, in orderly fashion, personally, so, bare minimum, I want Christmas songs and decorations to hold off until after Thanksgiving.
Songs with a high annoyance/stress factor should probably wait even longer. Repeated listening to Jingle Bells at full blast or Alvin and the Chipmunks at top volume tend to make me shop online as much as possible. I can't imagine working there and hearing it all day long... |
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