Sirius Jones
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Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:38 am |
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Words fail me on this one. These gents take
greedy stupidity to an all-time high....and get the safari they deserve, from Stevenage (according to their IP address) to London.
The first part is the usual crap--a big box of money is waiting for me to claim it, as soon as I pay processing fees. I advise you to skip to the good part; I'll let you know where it starts.
From: peter aka [mailto: [email protected]]
To:
Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2007 09:22:50 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Update
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (C.B.N).
FROM:DR PETER AKA.
E-MAIL : [email protected]
ATTN:HONARABLE CONTRACTOR
Dear Sirius Jones;
Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the
shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you
that all necessary modalities have been automatically
concluded and has left Nigeria to EUROPE via your
Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but
I did not disclose it to the Courier Company Services as
Money, rather I informed them that the crate contain
Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client
(that?s you).
Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg and 120kg was termed excess and I did pay for it and Insurance covering the transhipment which cost me Sixty One Thousand Seven Hundred And Fifty United States Dollars (US$61,750.00) On
no account should you disclose the content of the
crate with the DIPLOMATIC COMPANY for fear of
betrayal. So do not allow them to know that the
content is money.
Actual situation with the consignment and also give
them your address, MOBILE PHONE AND FAX where the consignment will be
delivered and then get back to me as soon as possible
so that I can give you the shipment document. Note that this security company is affiliated with British High Commission .
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country
immediately the consignment arrives in your Country
for my 25% share. The total funds IN THE SEALED TRUNK BOXES is $75m USD.
Your are advice to contact me on my private email [email protected]
WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
Congrats and remain blessed.
Best Regards,
DR PETER AKA
CENTRAL BANK CBN DIRECTOR.
Peter,
This sounds good. When and where is the shipment scheduled to arrive?
Sirius Jones
Attn, Sirius Jones;
Thank for your mail,
For now the consignment has arrived LONDON their affiliate company via your country to facilitate this arrangements. Your full mailing address and your mobile phone number to be submitted to the courier company for onward passage to the diplomat who will be doing the delivery to you.
I shall latter give you the name of the diplomat however note that the diplomat does not know the content of the trunk box as we merely tagged it DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS. We are only using his diplomatic immunity. Hired by the courier company.
Wait to hear from you soonest.
Regards God bless..
DR PETER AKA
Peter,
My mailing address is 419 Morning Wood Drive, Mugooton, PA 15147. I don't have a phone yet because I just moved here, so give the courier this email please.
Sirius Jones
Okay guys....the address should have warned you what was coming.....idiots....
Attn Sirius Jones
I am in receipt of your mail,
I have already submitted your information�s to the home office of the courier company for onward passage to the diplomat who will be doing the delivery. Note that the name of the diplomat is MR TOM JAMES. His email address is; [email protected]
Kindly contact him immediately ask him to assist you deliver your consignment to your address. Do that now and get back to me.TRY GET ME YOUR MOBILE FOR EASY CONVERSATION.
Please note that your limit of discussion should not concerned the content in the seal trunk box as the diplomat does not know the content of the trunk box we are only using his diplomatic immunity to ensure the safe arrival of the consignment . The secret behind it is between you and ME.
Regards.,
Dr Peter Aka.
Tom:
I am initiating contact per the instructions of Peter Aka re the delivery of numerous crates of documents. Please respond.
Sirius Jones
Dear Sirius,
Sir,
This is to notify you the arrival of a consignment and to confirm to you that we have received an authorization from the depositor DR PETER AKA to release the consignment to you. Your name was send to us as the recipient/beneficiary of the said consignment.
However you are requested to be physically present in our office LONDON for the collection of the consignment with the following requirements stated below.
A) Valid of proof of identification (International passport or Driver's License)
For identification purpose.
b) Two passports photograph
Following are the monetary obligation due for release of your contract payment as contained in Dual (2) Deposit Portfolio by the Security Company.
1) Administrative Charges �5,500 pounds. This payment is made by you to our Vaults Managers so as to enable them release your suitcases containing the whole funds and grant you a 5 minutes inspection grace to verify the suitcases and confirm the content to be what you are expecting from them.
2) Delivery/Handling Charges. �32,500 pounds. This charge is paid to our Vault Managers after confirmation of the contents of your Suitcases to contain what you are expecting from them i.e. your full payment.
From the above, it becomes necessary that you should try and come with the first charges and worry less about the second charge as I will personally assist you to see that the amount is taken from the suitcases during the 5 minutes inspection grace likely to be given to us and pay to the security company without their knowledge. However, you feel that taking the second charges from the suitcases without the knowledge of the security company to be too much an adventure for you then you can come with the whole charges.
d) All codes and documents pertaining to this consignment must be presented during
The collection of your consignment.
Please keep us informed on the date of your arrival into any easily located hotel at the heart of LONDON where our protocol officer will be able to meet with you identify you and bring you down to our office where the consignment will be release to you.
we can not allow any delay from you on this issuer because we have to move to another assignment next week.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. TOM JAMES
Operations Manager.
Phone; 00447789063403.
Tom,
I am very willing to travel to London as I have always wanted to visit the city. Would someone be able to meet me at the airport. Also, can you recommend a nice hotel near where our business would be conducted. Finally regarding the funds required, what would that translate to in dollars?
Regards,
Sirius Jones
Attn, Sirius,
Sir,
In view of your mail, we shall dispatch our protocol officer to pick you from the arrival point at Heathrow international airport London.
The protocol officer will bring you directly to the office, after which he will return you back to a hotel that is nearer to the office.
We suggest you stay at IBIS HOTEL NEARER TO OUR OFFICE.
Regarding the required charges to pay upon your arrival to the United Kingdom.
The �5,500 British pound sterling will be equivalent of $10,500, 806.98 united state dollars, only, while the �32,500 will give you $63,876.98 united state dollars only.
However, we advice you to be rest assured on picking your consignment upon your arrival to the United Kingdom.
At meantime, you should forward copy of your international passport to us for administrative reasons and your flight schedule, while you still call this officer urgently for an oral interview as been done before the arrival of our clients.
Thank you so much as we further wish you journey mercies.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. TOM JAMES
Operations Manager.
Phone; 00447789063403
Dayumm...that's an awful lot of cash....
Tom,
Please check you numbers from your last email (see below):
The �5,500 British pound sterling will be equivalent of $10,500, 806.98 united state dollars, only, while the �32,500 will give you $63,876.98 united state dollars only.
Does the first US$ amount seem a bit high to you?
Sirius Jones
Attn, Sirius Jones,
Sir,
In view of your email, we understand your calculation as against our previous email to you, however, exchange rate changes and never steady, we therefore advice you to make your arrangement and proceed with the exchange rate as at the date of your arrival.
We still hope that your telephone call to this office is of great important.
Thank you,
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Tom.
Okay...let the good times roll! (In other words, the abuse gets pretty thickly applied from here on.)
Tom,
I will arriving in Heathrow Terminal 3 on November 19 at 6:50 AM, Flight BA0216. I will be travelling under the name of I.M. Ulluzar; please have your man meeting me hold a sign with that name.
Sirius Jones
Attn, Sirius Jones,
Sir,
Thanks for your mail and your arrival date to terminal 3 of the Heathrow Airport.
We shall dispatch our protocol officer to pick you at the airport provided you call this office before your departure date as it is one of our procedures before seeing our clients.
You must also state categorically that the required money has been made available and will be paid immediately upon your arrival to the United Kingdom.
Copy of your international passport should be scanned immediately and send to us for administrative reasons.
Provide your direct telephone number immediately to enable us call you or better call us urgently for oral interview.
Thank you,
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Tom.
Tom,
Rest assured that the required funding will be available upon my arrival at Heathrow. Instruct your protocol officer to be alert for a bald man, age 35, 6' 5" in height, approximately 300 lbs. and very atheletic wearing a black leather jacket, a US Special Forces ear stud and carrying a black leather attache case. I will be looking for the sign he will be holding with the name I will be travelling under, I. M. Ulluzar. If we are in agreement, then we can proceed
Sirius Jones
Attn Sirius Jones,
I m in receipt of your email.
Before we proceed, we need your mobile phone to reach on you for an oral interview or you call this office today 00447789063403 to believe you, we wait your urgent call today.
Copy of your international passport should be scanned immediately and send to us for administrative reasons.
Provide your direct telephone number immediately to enable us call you or better call us urgently for oral interview.
Thank you,
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Tom
Tom,
I find your last email insulting. If you don't want to believe me, if you are insisting on calling me a liar, then I will cancel my flight reservations and you can try to find someone else to assist you in this risky business.
Sirius Jones
Attn, Sirius
Sir,
In view of your mail, we shall dispatch our protocol officer to pick you from the arrival point at Heathrow international airport London .
The protocol officer will bring you directly to the office, after which he will return you back to a hotel that is nearer to the office.
We suggest you stay at IBIS HOTEL NEARER TO OUR OFFICE.
Regarding the required charges to pay upon your arrival to the United Kingdom .
The �5,500 British pound sterling will be equivalent of $10,500, 806.98 united state dollars, only, while the �32,500 will give you $63,876.98 united state dollars only.
However, we advice you to be rest assured on picking your consignment upon your arrival to the United Kingdom .
At meantime, you should forward copy of your international passport to us for administrative reasons and your flight schedule, while you still call this officer urgently for an oral interview as been done before the arrival of our clients.
Thank you so much as we further wish you journey mercies.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. TOM JAMES
Operations Manager.
Phone; 00447...
Okay...time to break some knees here....
It seems to me I've already received this email, complete with the erroneous math and requests for items for which you have no real need. Tom, I begin to think that I will use your IP address to hunt you and kill you. You look to me like the kind of Kombinat fool whose flesh I feed on. If I am wrong, then you would do well to convince me so. Otherwise, our meeting ( and yes...we will meet no matter what) may not go as you wish.
Sirius Jones
Sir,
We wait to see you soonest been as you said
Tom.
Good. Glad we understand each other.
Okay, bub....go find me at the airport.....sucka.....
Siriusjones
Were you I have been in the AIRPORT this morning 6am no way to find you?
Tom.
Well....duh!!
Tom,
You worthless bastard, where the hell were you?? I told you to meet me with a sign with my travel alias...and you fucking weren't there. Now, I'm staying at the Grosvenor Kensington which is expensive as hell, waiting for my return flight. You think you can get your worthless ass here in time before I leave? I signed in as Anita P. Nuss. Get here quick and don't fucking waste my time.
Sirius Jones
Call my room as soon as you get to the hotel. If I don't answer, email me and I will meet you by the concierge desk. He knows me. After your email, go to him and say Anita P. Nuss and he will help you find me.
Don't fuck this up anymore, damn it. This trip cost me a lot of money, and you don't want to be around me when I'm mad.
Sirius Jones
Sir,
I m in Grosvenor Kensington now I didn�t see any one let me have the hotel phone number and your room no to meet with you.
Tom
Sir,
Kindly view below my id for identification wait to here from you soonest.
Tom
Sorry piece of lad-fraud ID presented here....
Great. So, where are you?
Tom,
It's real simple. Go to the house phone-ask the concierge or the front desk where that is if you can't find it. Call the hotel operator and say "Anita P. Nuss, please," and they will connect you to me.
Hurry up, I can't stay here forever.
Sirius Jones
Attn,
Sir,
We just left back to office.
We further write to confirm the receipt of your mail, all the content therein read and noted ,unfortunately we do not hold meetings in a hotel, because we have an existing office where we normally have our meetings, therefore your suggestions to hold meeting in a hotel is considered null and void.
it is ok and will be fine by us provided you have all the required mandatory charges.
However, still call this office upon your receipt of this mail for an oral interview.
We suggest you stay at IBIS HOTEL NEARER TO OUR OFFICE.
Regarding the required charges to pay upon your arrival to the United Kingdom.
The �5,500 British pound sterling will be equivalent of $11,500 United state dollars, only, while the �32,500 will give you $65,400 united state dollars only.
However, we advice you to be rest assured on picking your consignment upon your arrival to the United Kingdom.
At meantime, you should forward copy of your international passport to us for administrative reasons, while you still call this officer urgently for an oral interview as been done before the arrival of our clients.
Thank you so much as we further wish you journey mercies.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. TOM JAMES
Operations Manager.
Phone; 00447789063403.
Tom,
Don't give me that bullshit or I'll show you "null and void" like you don't want to see. You think I took the time to come here to get jerked around by shit like you?? You get your fat lazy ass back here to the hotel NOW or you can fucking forget your fee. Get to the house phone, call the operator and say "Anita P. Nuss, please". That is the code that tells the operator to ring you through to me. Say it exactly like that or the operator will hang up. Got it?
Get your ass moving.
Sirius Jones
At this point, I thought this one had probably run its course...but we were just gearing up for Round 2!
Tom,
I'm leaving to return home in just over seven hours. This is your last chance to make good. Get to the hotel now, or forget any payment for service.
Sirius Jones
splite the moeny into 4 places send to by werstern union .
TOM JAMES.
LONDON UK.
Lovely use of English as a foreign language there, Tom...
Tom,
That's crazy, but it just might work. 2 questions first: Where should I send the money? And how will I get my box of docs?
Sirius Jones
Sir,
You are advice to splite the moeny into 4 places send to by werstern union .
1,TOM JAMES.(2,500 pounds)
LONDON UK.
1,TOM JAMES.(3,000 pounds)
LONDON UK.
i wait the mtcn to proceed with your consignment to your hotel.
Splite the moeny? Wasn't that a Peter Gabriel song?
Tom,
I am no longer in the hotel, so the box will have to be shipped to my home address. Given the fact that you have pretty much screwed up everything so far, I propose to send you half of the money now via the EZTrack Transfer system, and the other half once I receive my consignment.
Please respond immediately.
Sirius Jones
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