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 What do Lads view as "normal" ?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad wanted my charcacter to go and meet him in Greece. Obviously, being a fictional character this was not possible for the following reasons...

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Dear Mr Clark,
Good day to you old chap! I assume all is well in the world of international finance?

Well, may I say that I do understand that it would make life alot simpler if I were to travel to deepest darkest Africa to complete the deal, but alas, at the moment I am unable to travel outside the UK.

You see, Mr Clark, a few months back, I was involved in a business venture where I opened the spare bedroom at my house as a sauna for the local schoolchildren. I was only trying to earn an honest living, but the local Police obviously have some kind of agenda against hard-working local businesspeople such as myself, and arrested me, accusing me of all sorts of filthy goings-on! Can you imagine the humiliation that this cost me?!

Well, thanks to those brainless buffoons, I am currently on bail and therefore am unable to leave the country, nor am I allowed within 100 yards of any local schools or youth groups. I really do feel quite ashamed having to tell you this, but Im sure that you can see that this whole mess was just a huge misunderstanding on behalf of the local Police, and alas, Mr Clark, I shall prove this when my day comes in court.

But until then, I have to stay here in merry old England. Is there anyway around this? If not, then I am afraid you may have to find someone else to help you with this business transaction. If that is the case, then I wish you luck on finding another business partner.

Please get back to me at once.

Peter Andre


Luckily, my lad appears to be very understanding...

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Hello. Peter

I am very sorry for your services to humility, especially the children have turn out to be liability against you, obviously the local police are to blame for lack of understanding you are suppose to be awarded for your charity.



You couldnt make these things up! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That sounds perfectly normal, given that the lad does not know (or care) what a sauna is, and has only given the most cursory attention to the story.

He read "blah blah business venture blah blah police harassment blah blah", which probably sounds perfectly normal to him, given that he considers 419 to be a business venture, and he has to deal with police harassment.

On the other hand he is trying to steal your money, not be your business partner. Even if he understood what you were saying, it probably only made you a better (and more moral*) prospect. If you were stupid enough to think the sauna was a good idea, then you'll fall for the scam too.



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* The lads don't worry about morals at all, but they might possibly enjoy more ripping off someone they know is evil.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am very sorry for your services to humilty...hehehe Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like how quick your lad was to put the blamw where it belongs: on the police..... Now, I bet he moves on to the most important part: the fees!

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