I had a very bad dream last night

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:45 pm

I woke up at 4am this morning in a real start! Shocked

I was dreaming that i was at my computer, baiting, and a message came up on my screen saying, "Due to the fact that your usage of your account is far above the average, we are denying you further access to your account for the rest of November. We are sorry if this inconveniences you, but we are forced to do this." And i was thinking damn! what am i going to do with these baits? Mad

All you dream interpretors out there, what does this really mean?

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:56 pm

Too much che*se before bedtime.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:58 pm

I have to disagree with my esteemed colleague. My opinion is not enough cheese before bed time, or, too much bad cheese.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:01 pm

Either way, Doc SW, we know what the underlying source of the problem is.

But... most people now know my opinions on this matter and this is the last time (probably) I'll mention them in this thread.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:26 pm

Did you mix Mozzerrella with gorgonzolla? Cheddar with Brie? Did you add sliced red onion and Kalamata olives to your midnight snack? The possibilities of an overdose of lactic bacteria may have triggered a severe attack of ethics.

Possible cures involve sending pron pics to your pets, mass baiting your loved ones, sending large jpeg images with a few lines of code deleted,

If all else fails, contact R8 for some recreational substances to help you through the turmoil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:29 pm

I will take the diet advice with a grain of salt. Cool

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:40 pm

I can get strange dreams from Mexican or Italian, or anything spicy.

The only lad-related dream I can remember was that I was walking around Lagos, looking at the people, and wondering how many of them were "lads".

Not sure though about the cheese. I have a weakness for smoked jack, and have been having a few bits of that these past few night for a bedtime snack.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:24 pm

Otter, only you, with a little help, of course, could hijack a whole thread about dreams into a cheese thread. We need a gent now to turn it into an ethics thread, just to make it all cozy...

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:34 pm

Well to get this off of cheese and onto something else......

......anyone ever have any dreams about lads?

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:40 pm

^^Barry is it ethical to dream about lads? Wouldn't they be considered an ITP in that sense?

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:45 pm

By definition, any lad you dream about is not ITP.

1st party = you.
2nd party = the lad(s).
3rd party = everyone else in the dream.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:49 pm

Well that is if the dream is about the lad, if the dream is about something else and said lad comes in then lad is ITP.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:56 pm

Freud said all of the characters in your dreams portray a part of yourself.

Kind of takes the fun out of sex dreams.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:59 pm

Freud had trouble keeping his Little Hans to himself, that was his problem.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:38 pm

Hey, I didn't say I dreamt of lads, i said that I got a message on my computer from my ISP that siad they were shutting me down for a month...jeese... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:43 pm

If we take Freud's contention at face value, your ISP in your dream is your guilty conscience telling you that you are spending too much time on your computer. You are conflicted about the other things in your life that need attention, and you feel you must punish yourself by staying away from the computer for the remainder of the month.

Simple. I'd tell you the rest, but I'm afraid we're out of time. I'll see you next week, please bring your payment in cash.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:49 pm

Just been watching Gardeners' World and Monty says you need it in at least six inches. Freud would have been proud! Ain't daffodil bulbs brilliant!!!

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:58 pm

Tommo Shanter wrote:

... you need it in at least six inches. ...

And how does that relate to making love to a beautiful woman? Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:01 pm

^^hehehe

Hey, luckey, is MoneyGram ok? I guess I'll have to stop baiting for awhile, then...NOT. Smile

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:14 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

...I woke up at 4am this morning in a real start! Shocked

I know the feeling! My elderly female next door neighbour has taken to banging on the walls and windows at even earlier hours ie 2.15 am the night before last and 5.15am this morning and wandering around in her dressing gown. So far, I have managed to resist her advances. Shocked

She has also set fire to her house, which is scary given that it is attached to mine.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:25 pm

Dreams like this are known as occupational dreams. You worry that something bad will happen to your occupation, and baiting is actually your occupation. This worry is manifest by the cut-off message from your ISP. You can avoid this by getting a backup Internet connection, and then baiting 24/7. Remember to get a PC that can withstand the bath or shower.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:43 pm

@Tommo I guess I don't feel too weird, then. At least I'm not setting fires to my own house. Smile

@Troglodite I found just the thing to go fulltime...even in the shower!!
http://www.marinevision.co.uk/product-overview-hardware.html

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:15 pm

SlapHappy. At least your dream did not have scenes with trains entering tunnels or rockets blasting off.

I rarely remember my dreams and the ones I remember are usually boring. Confused

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At least you didn't have the dream where you met Kleindoofy in "real life"..

I never woke up in such a sweat before, it was horrid.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:27 am

Radden,
Oh, come on! Kleindoofy seems very sweet to me.

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