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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:45 pm |
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I woke up at 4am this morning in a real start!
I was dreaming that i was at my computer, baiting, and a message came up on my screen saying, "Due to the fact that your usage of your account is far above the average, we are denying you further access to your account for the rest of November. We are sorry if this inconveniences you, but we are forced to do this." And i was thinking damn! what am i going to do with these baits?
All you dream interpretors out there, what does this really mean? |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Too much che*se before bedtime. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:58 pm |
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I have to disagree with my esteemed colleague. My opinion is not enough cheese before bed time, or, too much bad cheese. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:01 pm |
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Either way, Doc SW, we know what the underlying source of the problem is.
But... most people now know my opinions on this matter and this is the last time (probably) I'll mention them in this thread. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:26 pm |
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Did you mix Mozzerrella with gorgonzolla? Cheddar with Brie? Did you add sliced red onion and Kalamata olives to your midnight snack? The possibilities of an overdose of lactic bacteria may have triggered a severe attack of ethics.
Possible cures involve sending pron pics to your pets, mass baiting your loved ones, sending large jpeg images with a few lines of code deleted,
If all else fails, contact R8 for some recreational substances to help you through the turmoil |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:29 pm |
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I will take the diet advice with a grain of salt. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:40 pm |
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I can get strange dreams from Mexican or Italian, or anything spicy.
The only lad-related dream I can remember was that I was walking around Lagos, looking at the people, and wondering how many of them were "lads".
Not sure though about the cheese. I have a weakness for smoked jack, and have been having a few bits of that these past few night for a bedtime snack. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:24 pm |
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Otter, only you, with a little help, of course, could hijack a whole thread about dreams into a cheese thread. We need a gent now to turn it into an ethics thread, just to make it all cozy... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:34 pm |
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Well to get this off of cheese and onto something else......
......anyone ever have any dreams about lads? |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:40 pm |
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^^Barry is it ethical to dream about lads? Wouldn't they be considered an ITP in that sense? |
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Otterfan
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:45 pm |
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By definition, any lad you dream about is not ITP.
1st party = you.
2nd party = the lad(s).
3rd party = everyone else in the dream. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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TheGreatOok
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:49 pm |
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Well that is if the dream is about the lad, if the dream is about something else and said lad comes in then lad is ITP. |
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HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:56 pm |
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Freud said all of the characters in your dreams portray a part of yourself.
Kind of takes the fun out of sex dreams. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:59 pm |
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Freud had trouble keeping his Little Hans to himself, that was his problem. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:38 pm |
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Hey, I didn't say I dreamt of lads, i said that I got a message on my computer from my ISP that siad they were shutting me down for a month...jeese... |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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luckey
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:43 pm |
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If we take Freud's contention at face value, your ISP in your dream is your guilty conscience telling you that you are spending too much time on your computer. You are conflicted about the other things in your life that need attention, and you feel you must punish yourself by staying away from the computer for the remainder of the month.
Simple. I'd tell you the rest, but I'm afraid we're out of time. I'll see you next week, please bring your payment in cash. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:49 pm |
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Just been watching Gardeners' World and Monty says you need it in at least six inches. Freud would have been proud! Ain't daffodil bulbs brilliant!!! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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kleindoofy
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:58 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
... you need it in at least six inches. ... |
And how does that relate to making love to a beautiful woman? |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:01 pm |
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^^hehehe
Hey, luckey, is MoneyGram ok? I guess I'll have to stop baiting for awhile, then...NOT. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:14 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
...I woke up at 4am this morning in a real start!
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I know the feeling! My elderly female next door neighbour has taken to banging on the walls and windows at even earlier hours ie 2.15 am the night before last and 5.15am this morning and wandering around in her dressing gown. So far, I have managed to resist her advances. She has also set fire to her house, which is scary given that it is attached to mine. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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troglodite
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2004
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:25 pm |
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Dreams like this are known as occupational dreams. You worry that something bad will happen to your occupation, and baiting is actually your occupation. This worry is manifest by the cut-off message from your ISP. You can avoid this by getting a backup Internet connection, and then baiting 24/7. Remember to get a PC that can withstand the bath or shower. |
_________________ Cell phones are yuppie CBs. |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:43 pm |
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@Tommo I guess I don't feel too weird, then. At least I'm not setting fires to my own house.
@Troglodite I found just the thing to go fulltime...even in the shower!!
http://www.marinevision.co.uk/product-overview-hardware.html |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:15 pm |
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SlapHappy. At least your dream did not have scenes with trains entering tunnels or rockets blasting off.
I rarely remember my dreams and the ones I remember are usually boring. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Radden
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:55 pm |
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At least you didn't have the dream where you met Kleindoofy in "real life"..
I never woke up in such a sweat before, it was horrid. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:27 am |
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Radden,
Oh, come on! Kleindoofy seems very sweet to me. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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