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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:17 pm |
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Posted this in surplus already, but thought it might raise a or .
It's so good you'd almost fall for it |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:29 pm |
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I know we are always worried here in the UK that we copy the US too much and that we are losing our own national identity but I never realised it had gone so far
Since when did our PM become a President? |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:31 pm |
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God save his majesty, the president. |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:44 pm |
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Is "Presidential Villa" next to Downing Street? |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:11 pm |
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I hope he's mass mailing it to oil contractors...very stupid ones |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:12 pm |
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Its not near Downing street, Its on Street B.... |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:18 pm |
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This one is too good to pass up. I have to play with this lad a bit. What's the e-mail address? |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:30 pm |
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Thats funny, the thought of our government actually paying up (and the president thing is amusing too) pretty please put up the email so we can have a pop.
And how much is a milliom worth? |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:30 pm |
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I like the postcode: WC1. That's somehow very appropriate. |
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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
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x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:40 pm |
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hehehe The British President's Office is going to have a package containing 25mil USD, sent to your dominated address.
This is just so right! This won't fool any American, either! |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:53 am |
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Presidential Villa was Pancho's younger brother. |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:15 am |
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Things have obviously changed since I left the place (UK) more than 15 years ago. Only the other day, I got a letter assuring me that my claim was being processed in the federal high court of justice here in london. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:57 am |
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The postcode is real and there is a real establishment there called "Presidential House" (a rather forlorn apartment/hotel which is probably home to many heads of state). |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:15 am |
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*Pedant Mode*
I think the referrals to "presidents" and "presidency" are to the company's president - not a UK president or presidency. He just couldn't spell CEO or Chairman.
Now I've pointed this out, I feel that this is obviously genuine and anyone who wants to get rich should take up this generous offer. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:17 am |
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Our day shall come.
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_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:24 am |
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Forgot to include lad's email.
[email protected]
@ Windy Whatever became of the Tooting Liberation Army? |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:05 pm |
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My reply to our friend:
Dear Mr. Feltonthe,
Thank you for your highly informative e-mail telling me of a payment due to me from the government of Nigeria. I am so glad that our governments have reached this solid agreement. I am very pleasantly surprised to find out that I am one of the Eight Contractors. It has been several years since I did business in Nigeria.
So, Mr. Feltonthe, tell me about your job. How do you like working for President Gordon Brown? Is he better to work for than President Tony Blair was? I have heard that President Brown enjoys telling jokes about football. Could you tell me one of his jokes? You know, I would very much like to meet President Brown. Do you think you could arrange for tea some time?
I also wonder if you have ever been to meet the Empress Elizabeth or her son, the Raja Charles? It would be wonderful to visit them at Buckleham Place. We might want to send Senator Philip out on a holiday because he is a real bore, I hear tell.
Now, let's talk about payment, shall we? I decline to use the Diplomatic Courier Service. That would never work because no one is at home at my dominated address during the day. Besides my neighbors might get suspicious if they saw a Diplomat hanging around. That would never do. No, as I see it, Mr. Feltonthe, we have two options.
1. I would be happy to come to your address at No. 12 Presidential Villa, Street B, London, since I myself live in London. I presume the Presidential Villa is on Downing Street, so I am a bit confused as to where Street B is. But I shall consult my A-Z.
2. Alternatively, you could simply post the check to me. The Royal Mail service is quite good, the recent strike notwithstanding. This way no one else will know about my payment.
I hope to hear from you soon and do give my best to President Brown.
Warmest Regards,
George Herman Ruth |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:41 pm |
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^^^
Love it. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:44 pm |
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^^ His reply should be interesting! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:01 pm |
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