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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:42 pm |
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And the word is... PROTOCOLS.
Barrister gave this advice to :
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| FURTHERMORE YOU ARE HEREBY ADVISED NOT TO INVOLVE MUCH PROTOCOLS AT THIS STAGE OF THIS TRANSACTION BECAUSE EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE DEPOSITED FUND AND THE LEGITIMATE TRANSFER OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED FUND ARE ALL LEGAL AND 100% RISK FREE. |
So I had to ask:
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| [Y]ou wrote that I should "not involve too much protocols at this stage". Explain this. |
Did he?
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| Sir,i advice you not to involve too many protocols at this stage because all listed fees are not negoitiable that is the reason i said you should not involve too many protocols and i want you to know that this law chambers is ready at anytime to render our service to you once our legal proccesing fee is paid. |
When an opportunity for time-wasting is handed to you, take it!
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| "Sir,i advice you not to involve too many protocols at this stage because all listed fees are not negoitiable that is the reason i said you should not involve too many protocols " - that's all well and good; but what the hell is a protocol in this context? I asked you to explain, and you haven't. So, I'll ask again; what do you mean by "too many protocols"? |
At this point the lawyer loses it ever so slightly.
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And like you have repeat your question again about 'too many protocols'
As i have explianed to you before in that regards and you are still upgeting me that i must explian and i am here by giving you my last explianation of my word ,I want you to know that there are customs and regulations dealing with diplomatic formality, precedence, and etiquette.
So there is no need for us to argue about this issue because instructions are given legally and i is your legal right to act according or diviate from our service. |
Well, yeah, I had to repeat myself... and again.
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OK, I'll try again. What EXACTLY do you mean by "too much protocols" or "too many protocols"? Whinging about "customs and regulations dealing with diplomatic formality, precedence, and etiquette" doesn't cut it!
You seem to forget that I'm the client; if I ask a question it should be answered promptly and, I hope, completely. |
Lad lawyers... they're so much fun so often! |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:11 pm |
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I like to use that opportunity to inform him of the (completely fabricated gibberish) word that would better express his meaning  |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:36 pm |
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When he gets done explaining what he means by 'protocol', perhaps he should also clarify this gem:
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| So there is no need for us to argue about this issue because instructions are given legally and i is your legal right to act according or diviate from our service. |
diviate?  |
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SisterSuzieQ
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 May 2006
Posts: 77
Location: Down KFeds pants...
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:44 pm |
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Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post deleted. If you missed it, read it above ^^^^
Perhaps it is a cross between 'divine' and 'deviate' |
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SlapHappy
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Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:59 am |
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Well, I have a feeling that Malcome will take this opportunity to diviate, as long as the lawyer told him it was ok. |
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