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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:13 am |
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At almost 48 years, sometimes I can't recall what I was going to say I wanted to do 10 minutes from now, or where the hell I was going in the house. Plus, I have to keep flipping these glasses on and off so I can read, or see out the window. Obnoxious as hell. Arrrrrrgh. Man, it came on fast, within a year. Drugs don't seem to help no matter how hard I try. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Shiver Metimbers
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Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:14 am |
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Welcome to my world JT  |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:18 am |
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Thanks Shiv. My best to you too. Need any drugs to help you out? They don't work, but what the hell. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Shiver Metimbers
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:21 am |
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I find the best drug for me is getting on people's nerves  |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:23 am |
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| Drugs don't seem to help no matter how hard I try. |
Maybe you're trying the wrong ones...have you tried cyanide? |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:30 am |
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When I walk into the garage looking for a screwdriver I chant-
screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver , screwdriver...
Otherwise I walk into the garage, wonder why the hell I walked in there, turn around and walk out.
I'm thinking about canceling all the magazines and just buying those heavy plastic magazine covers they have at the library. Its come to the point that I can enjoy the same article as many times as I want.
I leave lots of glasses all over as I need my glasses to find my glasses.
Now what was I saying? |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:30 am |
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Good to see you Friday. Thujone might be worth a shot. Try some out, and get back to me. Or some strychnine.  Ha.
And, for my next impression, Jesse Owens. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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remmy223
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Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:13 am |
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JT
what is the worse thing for you,not knowing who you are or where you are?
i have muffled hearing which a pain at times but does have its
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:44 am |
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Welcome to the club JT
I walk up the stairs to get something or do something and then do something or get something else. I go back downstairs then remember what I went upstairs for, so I go back upstairs again. Keeps me fit though!
I also have problems at times remembering people's names so end up going through the alphabet to try and suss them.
Oh, the joys of middle age.  |
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:07 am |
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Haemeroids, arthritis and "little accidents" come next so I've been told.  |
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Mercury
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Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:18 am |
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I'm only 15 and I always forget what I was going to do |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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^^^^Like tidying your bedroom, brushing your teeth, changing your shreddies on a regular basis and not to squeezing your zits at the dinner table?  |
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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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Teh Str4y 7
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Oct 2007
Posts: 76
Location: Somewhere in the Great Southwest
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:12 am |
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hey, I've had attention problems my whole life. i have ADD and...hey, look! A butterfly!
What was I talking about?
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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remmy223
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Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:52 pm |
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| . Plus, I have to keep flipping these glasses on and off so I can read, or see out the window. Obnoxious as hell. |
I HATE that thing with the reading glasses 
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Make the most of being 15, Mercury. It'll all start going downhill soon. Probably sometime next year..... |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:08 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:28 pm |
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Memory loss and bad eyesight.
Must be why I have so much trouble getting the W U money sent !
Yes teenagers have the same problems,
remebering homework, that towels dont live on the floor, that we dont have a cleaning fairy
or not being able to see - the mess they create, or where their stuff is-
leads to wheresma syndrome.
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:02 pm |
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| ... the best drug for me is getting on people's nerves ... |
And it's working for you too*.
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:39 am |
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KD, Mr. Fishe, and Friday must be related somehow. Or, it's the sarcasmipine from the chemist.
(Still running).  (Don't kill me, I have a hitman all lined up). |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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mape01
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Dionysius
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Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:56 am |
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Maybe you're trying the wrong ones...have you tried cyanide? |
What was that message that was being pushed awhile ago - Just say no.
If you want drugs, I've got a shipment of Heroin coming in. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Ummm came here to say something.
Forgotten what.
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Hekate
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Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Jeez, is this the 'doddery old farts' thread, or what??? 
Having said that, I have now started doing daft things like putting a bottle of shampoo into the fridge, and having to carry little notes of Things I Need To Do, otherwise I forget. Eyesight's always been terrible (courtesy of an extremely bad bout of measles!) but never mind! |
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