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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

At almost 48 years, sometimes I can't recall what I was going to say I wanted to do 10 minutes from now, or where the hell I was going in the house. Plus, I have to keep flipping these glasses on and off so I can read, or see out the window. Obnoxious as hell. Arrrrrrgh. Man, it came on fast, within a year. Drugs don't seem to help no matter how hard I try.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to my world JT Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Shiv. My best to you too. Need any drugs to help you out? They don't work, but what the hell.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I find the best drug for me is getting on people's nerves Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Drugs don't seem to help no matter how hard I try.


Maybe you're trying the wrong ones...have you tried cyanide?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I walk into the garage looking for a screwdriver I chant-

screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver , screwdriver...

Otherwise I walk into the garage, wonder why the hell I walked in there, turn around and walk out.

I'm thinking about canceling all the magazines and just buying those heavy plastic magazine covers they have at the library. Its come to the point that I can enjoy the same article as many times as I want.

I leave lots of glasses all over as I need my glasses to find my glasses.

Now what was I saying?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you Friday. Thujone might be worth a shot. Try some out, and get back to me. Or some strychnine. Shocked Ha.
And, for my next impression, Jesse Owens.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JT

what is the worse thing for you,not knowing who you are or where you are?

i have muffled hearing which a pain at times but does have its
advantages

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the club JT

I walk up the stairs to get something or do something and then do something or get something else. I go back downstairs then remember what I went upstairs for, so I go back upstairs again. Keeps me fit though!

I also have problems at times remembering people's names so end up going through the alphabet to try and suss them.

Oh, the joys of middle age. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Haemeroids, arthritis and "little accidents" come next so I've been told. Sad Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm only 15 and I always forget what I was going to do Sad

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Like tidying your bedroom, brushing your teeth, changing your shreddies on a regular basis and not to squeezing your zits at the dinner table? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hey, I've had attention problems my whole life. i have ADD and...hey, look! A butterfly!

What was I talking about?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What a mystery, eh?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

where am i again

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have none of the above. Neutral

Do have problems understanding sometimes. Razz

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JoeTam wrote:
. Plus, I have to keep flipping these glasses on and off so I can read, or see out the window. Obnoxious as hell.


I HATE that thing with the reading glasses Evil or Very Mad

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I'm only 15 and I always forget what I was going to do


Make the most of being 15, Mercury. It'll all start going downhill soon. Probably sometime next year..... Smile

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Yep.. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Memory loss and bad eyesight.
Must be why I have so much trouble getting the W U money sent !


Yes teenagers have the same problems,
remebering homework, that towels dont live on the floor, that we dont have a cleaning fairy
or not being able to see - the mess they create, or where their stuff is-
leads to wheresma syndrome.
As in "Mum wheres ma boots? "
"Mum wheres ma socks?"
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

shiver wrote:
... the best drug for me is getting on people's nerves ...


And it's working for you too*. Laughing










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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

KD, Mr. Fishe, and Friday must be related somehow. Or, it's the sarcasmipine from the chemist.
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JT!!

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friday3 wrote:
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Drugs don't seem to help no matter how hard I try.


Maybe you're trying the wrong ones...have you tried cyanide?


What was that message that was being pushed awhile ago - Just say no.

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Jeez, is this the 'doddery old farts' thread, or what??? Razz

Having said that, I have now started doing daft things like putting a bottle of shampoo into the fridge, and having to carry little notes of Things I Need To Do, otherwise I forget. Eyesight's always been terrible (courtesy of an extremely bad bout of measles!) but never mind!

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