Darn, I was looking forward to murdering my ex-wife

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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:58 pm

I've been playing with my very first lad for about a week now. He's posing as a puurty young girl who needs my help moving $8 million of her late father's money out of the country...and of course as the attorney, too. I'm posing as a deaf man...dumb as dirt...but no matter, she will trust me to invest all of that money (minus my 10%) *AND* she's going to come here to live with me. So, first I'm too stupid to understand their instructions unless they repeat everything ten different ways and then I'm just a liiiiitle bit short on the money they want for the legal expenses. Once I get them to send me official looking documents and we finally agree on an amount I plan a trip to Western Union but...wouldn't you know it...my attorney calls me to inform me that my evil ex-wife has had my bank accounts frozen! Shocked

Turns out she knows the score...claims I'm hiding overseas funds...hacked into my email account and changed the password! So I quickly change accounts and inform my sweetie that I can embezzle funds from my company. No one will know...I'll just replace it with my share of that 8 mil. But the exwife wants in and she's ranting at both of them from my original email acdcount. She wants a guarantee that she'll get some of that cash or she's going to inform my business partner and I'll go right to jail for cooking the books I've already cooked. The attorney is mad. I suggested that I murder her...had some really great ideas of how to do it and explained them in great detail. The lad says no, (s)he'll try to sweet talk my exwife. The attorney is REALLY ticked. So, we wait while I think up more twists and turns for this guy. Think she'll still want to come here and live with me?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 79

None of that has anything to do with it. I think she'll still want to come live with you until she receives her Western Union payment - which, I know, she is not going to receive.

However, it sounds as if you have plenty of fun planned in the meantime.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:32 am

My poor girl is suddenly in grave danger from her family members who know about the money. The attorney is threatening to pull out and, if that happens, my sweetie will surely die because she will have to come out of hiding to get a new one. Meanwhile, back at the office, the evil ex-wife is camped out in my partner's outer office using his secretary's computer, keeping an eye on me and insisting that the attorney send her the documents he already sent to me. She's being really nasty, too. I continue to suggest that killing her is our only option. I feel that soon I shall lose it, make an attempt on the evil ex-wife's life but, unfortunately, she will escape...gravely injured...and I'll have to go in search of her....

before going to the bank. I wonder if I'll have to run from the law.....

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:14 am

@Raven - And your lad is falling for all this? hehehe Smile

Welcome to eater! Have fun, and good luck with this guy.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:28 pm

Thanks for the welcome. Smile

So far (s)he seems to be falling for it. (S)he definitely doesn't want me to get arrested for murder. We'll see how long I can string her/him along then it's on to the next. I have three others in the beginning stages...one just like my dear Grace and two others wanting me to forward checks for them.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:33 pm

Welcome Raven,

I hope you find thrills, chills and vibrations in this activity here with us at this facility. Razz

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:28 pm

Hi Corona. My imagination runneth over and I just love it! Very Happy

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