What's the worst thing a Lad thinks you did?

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Mostly embezzlement, although I did kill myself once- my Executor took on the bait from there and, surprisingly, embezzled and then kept, cashed, and spent the fake check.

One of my first, and still one of my favorite, series of death threat emails.

Sadly, the Executor character was arrested and imprisoned for tax fraud- the lad never responded to the daughter character. Sad

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:25 pm

I cashed his checks and spent the money on fake ID, cocaine, champagne and Viagra for my boyfriends. I then spent the second round of checks on more Viagra and to bribe the landlord to tell the FBI that I did not live in my rented house anymore.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

When one of my characters was fired from the financial transaction at the ministry, she went nuts, waited until her superior made the western union payment then stole the information and emailed it to some "terrorists" (fake lad) in Benin! She decided to make a run for it rather than stay to take the heat, taking huge sums of money and valuable religious artifacts with her.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 33

Various of my lads have thought (and accordingly stopped answering) that:
1. I am known for punishing unruly 'associates' with death or bodily harm;
2. I routinely hijack lorries to rob and resell their contents;

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:28 am

My character Lcpl Ol1ver N3kk1d has used his stump of an arm, which was taken off by incoming RPG fire, to inpale a enemy, loyal to the Tal1ban in Afghanistan, through the throat. The LCpl improvised said weapon after his rifle was broken while crushing the skull, of the enemy who had fired said RPG, in vicious close quarter combat. I use the story to, one, give my baits a chance to not take advantage of a Handiable Marine and two, impress on my baits that I dont ^&*$ around when it comes to doing buisness. Twisted Evil

For the record, I have never had an bad check employer turn me down for employment due to my Handiable. Go figure huh?

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:59 am

told one Lad who had melted down (and effectively ended the bait):

Quote:

In Somalia in 1993 the company I commanded surprised sixty militiamen who were plundering relief supplies intended for refugee children. I confronted one militiaman who dropped his AK-47 and smiled at me � he believed I'd spare his life. He was wrong.
I was carrying an M-4 Masterkey, an assault carbine with an underslung shotgun barrel that�s used to blow open locked doors; I shot him in the face with the shotgun and destroyed his head completely.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Anytime I'm running a church bait I always include the embezzelement line. They never show any guilt. Plus I can extend the bait by including other church members who do not know of the embezelement. I've kept lads on 3+ months using this angle.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:16 am

This lad who I baited for eighteen months believes my character, a golden globe winning international actress, is a pagan who sacrifices humans and animals, worships goats and has bizarre sexual orgies Laughing

Despite his claim to refusing to provide a goat trophy, he did supply it Twisted Evil

But the worst thing I reckon he believes "Rachel" did was pay Usman Bello and his gang over 200K in fees after Usman chopped his maga Twisted Evil

Quote:

Listen let me tell you one or two things young lady.I did a honest job for you a long time ago.You refused to pay me since then.In as much I am still alife.You see what I mean,whether or not you pay me really makes no difference to me at this point.

Rachel or whoever it or whatever you choose to call yourself I want this message to get to Rachel We1sze of 19 xxxxxxxx on Kent.I dont know why you are telling me about your religion.To me it is not necessary.I do not see any connection between your religion and the payment of money due to me.Which I worked for.It is only people who are bereft of ideas that comes up with things that are not necessary in a certain discourse.I am not interested in your dirty and filthy religion so you should not tell me about it.Why did you not tell me about it before I started working for you so that we will put it in our agreement that you are a fetish fellow who is not ashamed of sacrificing human beings in this 21 century and that at a certain stage you will require me to do some dirty fetish stuff for you.You disgust me.Why must it be now that I want to collect my money from you are you are telling me about your dirty secrets.

You know what I dont even believe your story you lying bicth.For your own information I am not a Christian too.I worship the traditional God of my African ancestors.The ever powerful African Juju.

Asking me to give you my picture as a condition for peacfull settlement is even an insult.I am not even thinking about giving you my picture not to think of taking a picture with a goat and sending it to you.Ha!! you disgust me woman.Well I simply will not give you my picture.You have my picture already.What do you even think you are to be giving me conditions before I collect my money from you.I will not do a thing like that.Never.You started this,I did not.All I want is for you to pay me my money and for causing me so much problem you are paying me 50,000 pounds plus my fees of 2,300.00 making it a total of 53,000.00.Pay this money to me I will leave you alone.Refuse to pay me I will be a pain in your ass for the rest of your life I will definetly run you down.Its a promise.If you dont pay me you will ever regret knowing me.You and that stupid Susan of a woman,by the time I finished with you people both of you will know better not to toy with me,I will make sure she loses her job and never works for any bank again in her life.As for you wait for me.

If you are ready to pay me I will give you an account where you will pay the money into.

Ugwueke Ekene

Here is the picture he refused to give Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:33 am

^^^^^yastreb^^^^
I love the the M4 MasterKey. Mind if I borrow it and have some fun of my own? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:13 am

^^^^^justicebdone, by all means... the M4 Masterkey is one of my favourite weapons from the Delta Force 3 games.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:40 pm

I got arrested for embezzling my company to pay fees, got lots of verbal abuse from my wife and then proceeded to kill her for the insurance money. Then, suffering from terrible pangs of guilt, I killed myself, leaving it to my trusty solicitor (who had been doing dodgy deals with the lad behind my back) to collect the money, spend it and waltz off into the sunset. Said scammer was not impressed. My first ever death-threats!

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

I once tried to get a lad to help me steal a billion dollars in cocaine from a South American drug lord. He wasn't too hot on that idea so I stole it without his help. I got caught but didn't have the drugs so they killed me. Lad twigged not long after the drug lord got hold of his email address and sent him a photo of my bloated corps that washed up on the beach and demanded to know where his cocaine was. Gotta love Rotten.com. Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:43 am

Well, I once told a hitman lad this:

Quote:

You might have wondered, why your hitman that has been monitoring me hasn�t come back to you today. And I can tell you why. Because he is history. I found out that this guy was following me the whole day, and I took care of him. He is now buried in my backyard. Of course he denied everything before I killed him. What kind of pathetic people do you hire? Come on, send me another one, but this time send a professional and not one that whines like a baby when you shoot his kneecaps.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

I have a lad who doesn't know EXACTLY what my character did yet, but he DOES know that the reason she doesn't email him every day is that she's currently a fugitive trying to find the best place to hide out for a while.

Some day he will find out that she is a professional killer. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:45 pm

Mine is too disgusting to go into in any great detail. But I once told a lad he could raise some urgent cash by.... well just read my sigg line. Wink

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:07 pm

I established a multi-character bait that included a mugu and an oga. They were supposed to meet in Abuja for the exchange of prisoners between the TWAT and [other church]. My lad flew from Lagos to meet them.

Well the two characters had a showdown in the Yarinki National Park and one character murdered the other (gunshot), absconded with a bag full of cash and jewels and still chopped the dollar of the lad. Thousands of fake dollars at stake...

Then, the murdering mugu found religion, returned to South Africa and started his own denomination of TWAT. He refused to send my lad's share of the money to Nigeria.

The lad still emails my original victim character to see if I've raised the fees yet - I have not.

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