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Jeff
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Occasionally I get a laugh from a lad, infrequently but savourable. Laughing
(1) Iraq sergeant trying to get money out.
"When we searched their car we found they had starched huge amounts of cash in there"
(2) Barrister.
" I am antisepting your reply"
Bless their little cotton socks, it's a pleasure to inflict disappointment. Twisted Evil

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veruca41
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Joined: 27 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was nosing through the Nigerian online newspapers and found this little gem in the Education section of the Tribune:

After establishing itself as a leader in the delivery of university education in the country, especially in Sciences and Social Sciences, Bowen University, Iwo is set to spread its tentacles to the medical sciences with the establishment of its College of Health Sciences.

Spread them if you must...
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Bigglesworth
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Joined: 26 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@veruca
Let's be grateful the article didn't say "spread it's testicles". Laughing


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