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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been baiting this mugu for about three months as the P1rate , but lately our transaction has been put on hold because my crew mutinied on me. Now I'm spending all of my time trying to find a new crew.

The mugus characters are a dying widow and, of course, her attorney. I got tired of dealing with the whining widow, so my last email to the attorney was as follows:

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Ahoy, i have had my fill o' that woman o' yours. Gar. Ahoy, whar Me come from women do not talk t' men like that, and if they do they be met with the backside o' a hand. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! Aye, tell that woman o' yours t' shut her pie hole or Me will shut it for her. Aye, me parrot concurs.

Arrr, me am still tryin' t' find new crew members. Aye. Aye, i have already told you that I can't do anythin' until Me find new crew members. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Captain B1lly M0rgan



He responds as follows:

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I received your mail look Captain B1lly M0rgan I have already told her what you said before and she said she is very sorry for what ever she may have said to you and she told me that she have also email you several time to apologies to you without respond to her mails so once again I am really sorry for what ever may be the case ok.

Now you said you will not do any thing until you fine a crew members now my question is how long will this take you to fine the crew members? Dose that means without getting the crew member you will not complete this transaction again? And what dose the crew members get to do with this transaction? Kindly answer me because in my own best of understanding it doesn’t stops you if you really want to complete this transaction so in this case tell me your mind if you really want to finalize this transaction or not because I wish I could have stand by you side until you complete this transaction so that if you have any order thing for me to do for you or any of your friend you will recommend the person to me as a good lawyer nothing more.

Please kindly answer me fast so that I will know what to do and please forgive her I think you have woman in you house and you know how women behave ok.


Stupid Barrister. A pirate doesn't have a house. Not only that, but a pirate ship can't function without a crew. I'm hoping the Barrister can assist me in the procurement of a pirate crew.

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SisterSuzieQ
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You need to email that stupid barrister and tell him you have a woman in every house of ill repute at every port but no sailor/pirate worth his superstitious salt allows an inferior creature like a woman aboard permanently.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you would be entitled to be offended by his continual use of the word 'dose' which, in those days, would be interpreted as reference to a 'dose of the clap' - an STD Very Happy

I think a lawyer is most likely to end up dangling from the 'yard arm' of a Pirate Ship or maybe 'keel hauled' if he doesn't get himself shipshape smartish.

I'd feel inclined to ask him for a map, and it has got to have an 'X' marking the spot. After all - a pirate can't do anything without a Treasure Map. If he's good he could get a role as the parrot in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Very Happy

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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I've already threatened to have the lawyer walk the plank , and I promised him that if we ever met he would feel the sharp end of my cutlass. I got a nice apology from him out of that one.

I've explained to him that I've got a lass in every port, but there is only one small, hidden port where I feel safe in showing my face. Thus is the life of a famous pirate. That port has got nothing but a whorehouse, a tavern and a bank (where I store my ill-gotten booty in many different accounts). I sent my trusted mate Jack Sparr0w to that bank with the funds to wire to his bank account, but the traitorous Sparr0w took not only the $7,800 I gave him to wire, but he cleaned out that bank account and took half of my crew with him! The treacherous dog!

I love getting mugu bank account information.

I don't think my lad understands exactly what a pirate is. It's not like I can just run an ad in the local paper for pirate crewmates! It's a difficult process finding lads who want the excitement and money that goes along with being a crew member of a pirate ship. Add in the fact that I've got British frigates and the Russian Pirate Ship Hunter "Red October" on my butt all of the time, and, well, the pirate life is a tough life.

This is the lad that told me that he couldn't claim the money I wired to him without a copy of the receipt. Nigerian banking rules, dontcha know.

I can't believe that this bait has gone on for as long as it has. Time for another slap. Pirates do not like being talked to like that! Especially pirates that are trying to run their ship on half a crew!

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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heloise_re
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You could really set him off balance by suddenly being the "pro-feminist" pirate who deeply resents the lawyer's remark. And then follow it with a misogynist parenthetical remark not unlike the barrister's. Keep it going long enough and he won't know which way is up. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
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I'll do my homework and report back Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't forget about your competition and make sure the lad knows not to deal with The Dread Pirate Roberts so you dolla no get chopped.

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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.

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