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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:10 am |
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This just in from an inheritance lad:
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| I cannot claim these funds now due to my health condition. It has defiled all forms of medications |
Well, it made me laugh, anyway. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:54 pm |
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Gotta watch out for them conditions that defile medication  |
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gargstang
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Around the way
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:57 pm |
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Saw the same line in this bait here: http://bravodelta.servemp3.com/viewtopic.php?t=122583 |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:04 pm |
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It is actually a pretty common line in death bed scams. It is still funny to read though. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:12 pm |
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Yeah, I get someone who is suffering from an illness that has defiled all methods of treatment, fairly regularly. Still, I love that the same mistake is repeated, over, and over, and over.... |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:55 pm |
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Yep - Lads clearly don't employ proof readers.
The heading to an EFCC scam mail
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:56 pm |
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Those Hudlooms are bloody dangerous, let me tell you - they'll defile more than your medications! |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:03 pm |
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This just in from an inheritance lad:
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| I cannot claim these funds now due to my health condition. It has defiled all forms of medications |
Well, it made me laugh, anyway. |
Has the FDA been notified? Defiling medications is a serious offense in the US, you know... |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:25 pm |
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You'll find that after defiling all forms of treatment, the person will die after "only four days". Later down the road, the death certificate will show "heart problem" or "stroke sickness". These parts of the script are common and always amuse me.
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