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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:40 pm |
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Just received this "winning entry" in the Virgin International Lottery:
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It is our pleasure to inform you that you have emerged as Category "A" winner of our Virgin International Lottery United Kingdom (UK)
Our Lottery software device of random screening of email addresses and names have selected you for this months winning draw. You are entitled to a prize sum of Five Million Great British Pounds..... blah...blah..... |
I emailed back asking in addition to the "Great British Pounds" does it include any introductions? |
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"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:44 pm |
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You might ask if you have to prove or verify you virginity. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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JohnnyBravo
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 219
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:25 pm |
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Tell them to forget the 5 mill in british pounds, you want 5 million virgins! |
_________________ I'm still a "newbie" regardless of what it says up there.
"I know how to call internationally. Please stop being saucy." Chuck S.
"If that is what you call a passport, then you must come from a country where everybody is blind, I am not a dumb ass who does not know what a passport is." Steven Grant, the Unicef scammer
"As it now you have me on my balls, you are being unnecessarily difficult, ." Steven Grant, the Unicef scammer
"This institution is more observant and as soon as we confirm that you are giving us wrong information we will get you arrested by U.S Authority and we shall close your payment file and let you spend the rest of your life in jail." Dr. Goodluck Johnson |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:14 am |
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I think "Great British Pounds" refers to the physical proportions of the virgins...
(I'll get my coat ) |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:32 am |
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Tell them you are from a country that uses a different currency denomination. THE VIRGIN. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:17 pm |
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