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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:04 am |
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I was doing some yard work out back on a very windy day. "Crack"! Afterburners, full throttle! Do not lookup, RUN! Neighbors shed. Flat. Fence, reduced to splinters. Vicodin and Lorazepam, ingested. Wind is screaming tonight as well. If you hear it snap, bolt. Don't stop. A little Tahoe advice. I've almost been mowed down by 3 or 4 trees. If you hear a "Snap", go like a Banshee on Amphetamines! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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lotta
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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:32 am |
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I empathize
I don't have any fences that can come down, but hearing a tree snap in the woods in the dark of night, can be very scary indeed.
Good thing is that I have loads of firewood |
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JoeTam
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:29 pm |
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I had one large tree break off during a wild storm. Missed my camping tent by 10 feet. That will get your attention. The trunk left a deep divot. I'd rather deal with Bears. Now, we have a "Widow Maker" still stuck in the tree out back. Not good. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:56 pm |
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We've got your wind now Joe, Thanks!
Glad you dodged the tree. |
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:27 am |
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Frederick Fokker
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Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:46 pm |
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in the Kirill storm earlier this year, while driving out of the farm, i passed the gate and heard a big crash behing me, and thought that a friend who was followying me in his car had crashed against the gate pilar or something, so i looked on the reaview mirror and...no gate...no friend...just a huge tree in between my car and my friends car exactly where the gate used to be...missed us both by a wisker took almost a day to remove from there.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:25 pm |
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We had a tornado here in 2000, F5 (highest wind rating in the US).... amazing how large of a tree winds in excess of 218MPH can take down. Destroyed a small forest preserve near my home. I cannot imagine what one of those trees hitting a home would have done. |
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lotta
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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:41 pm |
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We had a few come down last night. No idea where yet as I could only hear them coming down in the middle of the night. I'll take a walk soon to see where it happened.
Good thing is that I only have Redwoods around the house and they never come down. |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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JoeTam
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Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:31 pm |
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widowmaker. Any limb, top, leaning tree, or other material in the forest that is in danger of falling to the ground without warning, creating a safety hazard. Often applied to limbs that get lodged in the crowns of other trees during a logging operation.
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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lotta
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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
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Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:06 am |
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Wonderful news!
Just a few downed Oaks..........but while walking around, I found my first 5 Porcinis of the season |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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lotta
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Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:19 am |
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Nooooooo.....it's a delicious wild mushroom also known as Boletus Edulis
http://theforagerpress.com/fieldguide/septfd.htm |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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JoeTam
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:25 am |
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And I thought we were talking Porcupines! For Christmas, I usually try a batch of Psylocybin, uh, nevermind. Wow, a blue vibrating telephone walking across the room! Be back tomorrow. Bye! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
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I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Mr. Green
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Joined: 07 Aug 2006
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:41 am |
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Maybe 6-7 years ago I had a tree crash through the roof into my bathroom. It was during a big storm at night and I somehow managed to sleep through the whole thing! I woke up around 5:00am (with a need to visit said room) and found a tangle of branches filling the space. I then found I couldn�t open the front door since that was blocked by even bigger branches. Eventually, it took a couple hours of ax work to cut me out! It was a big tree.
EDIT: No, I was asleep during the storm not passed out... |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:13 am |
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lotta wrote: |
Nooooooo.....it's a delicious wild mushroom also known as Boletus Edulis |
You get those in the States too? I remember them well from Newlands forest in Cape Town. |
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Wright B Hindyou
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Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:49 am |
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Nature can be very scary - I sat (maybe cringed would be a better word) through Cyclone Larry, which would have made global headline news as the most powerful storm ever recorded, if it had happened in an important country.
Many livelihoods were destroyed and people I saw, who went through the middle of it, still wear a shocked look, 18 months after the event. |
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JoeTam
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:11 pm |
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Wow. Sorry Wright. Sounds quite fearful. I watched a tree rip out once, severing natural gas lines and smashing my neighbors roof. That was attention getting. Carpenter Ants had chewed out the base of the tree. I had a friend that did tree work, and the same thing happened to him, 30 feet up. Unfortunately, he rode it down, and it landed on him, chainsaw blazing. We had to drag him to the loo on a blanket, once he got out out of the Hospital. We stole his TV remote, and forced him to watch American Football. He's got more Cobalt Titanium in his body than I do. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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