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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was doing some yard work out back on a very windy day. "Crack"! Afterburners, full throttle! Do not lookup, RUN! Neighbors shed. Flat. Fence, reduced to splinters. Vicodin and Lorazepam, ingested. Wind is screaming tonight as well. If you hear it snap, bolt. Don't stop. A little Tahoe advice. I've almost been mowed down by 3 or 4 trees. If you hear a "Snap", go like a Banshee on Amphetamines!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I empathize

I don't have any fences that can come down, but hearing a tree snap in the woods in the dark of night, can be very scary indeed.

Good thing is that I have loads of firewood Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had one large tree break off during a wild storm. Missed my camping tent by 10 feet. That will get your attention. The trunk left a deep divot. I'd rather deal with Bears. Now, we have a "Widow Maker" still stuck in the tree out back. Not good.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We've got your wind now Joe, Thanks!

Glad you dodged the tree. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

widowmaker? Shocked

Glad you're ok, Joe! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

in the Kirill storm earlier this year, while driving out of the farm, i passed the gate and heard a big crash behing me, and thought that a friend who was followying me in his car had crashed against the gate pilar or something, so i looked on the reaview mirror and...no gate...no friend...just a huge tree in between my car and my friends car exactly where the gate used to be...missed us both by a wisker Shocked took almost a day to remove from there.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We had a tornado here in 2000, F5 (highest wind rating in the US).... amazing how large of a tree winds in excess of 218MPH can take down. Destroyed a small forest preserve near my home. I cannot imagine what one of those trees hitting a home would have done.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We had a few come down last night. No idea where yet as I could only hear them coming down in the middle of the night. I'll take a walk soon to see where it happened.

Good thing is that I only have Redwoods around the house and they never come down.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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widowmaker. Any limb, top, leaning tree, or other material in the forest that is in danger of falling to the ground without warning, creating a safety hazard. Often applied to limbs that get lodged in the crowns of other trees during a logging operation.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonderful news! Very Happy

Just a few downed Oaks..........but while walking around, I found my first 5 Porcinis of the season Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Is porcinis a flower that we use at x-mas?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nooooooo.....it's a delicious wild mushroom also known as Boletus Edulis

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And I thought we were talking Porcupines! For Christmas, I usually try a batch of Psylocybin, uh, nevermind. Wow, a blue vibrating telephone walking across the room! Be back tomorrow. Bye!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe 6-7 years ago I had a tree crash through the roof into my bathroom. It was during a big storm at night and I somehow managed to sleep through the whole thing! I woke up around 5:00am (with a need to visit said room) and found a tangle of branches filling the space. I then found I couldn’t open the front door since that was blocked by even bigger branches. Eventually, it took a couple hours of ax work to cut me out! It was a big tree.

EDIT: No, I was asleep during the storm not passed out...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
Nooooooo.....it's a delicious wild mushroom also known as Boletus Edulis


You get those in the States too? I remember them well from Newlands forest in Cape Town.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nature can be very scary - I sat (maybe cringed would be a better word) through Cyclone Larry, which would have made global headline news as the most powerful storm ever recorded, if it had happened in an important country.

Many livelihoods were destroyed and people I saw, who went through the middle of it, still wear a shocked look, 18 months after the event.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. Sorry Wright. Sounds quite fearful. I watched a tree rip out once, severing natural gas lines and smashing my neighbors roof. That was attention getting. Carpenter Ants had chewed out the base of the tree. I had a friend that did tree work, and the same thing happened to him, 30 feet up. Unfortunately, he rode it down, and it landed on him, chainsaw blazing. We had to drag him to the loo on a blanket, once he got out out of the Hospital. We stole his TV remote, and forced him to watch American Football. Twisted Evil He's got more Cobalt Titanium in his body than I do. Cool

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