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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:32 am

@arranblonde, this is pure gold! Did you make up a whole list of names and addresses (where the chopping An31k@ told you to mail the checks) to give Ray?

Vera wrote:

Lots of love,

Even when you're screwing Ray to the wall, you do it with a smile. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:45 am

^^^ They are all real addresses - Walmart stores around the US! I had to copy and paste 35 of them .... still, all worth while.

I'm trying to get him to send me another book of checks to dispatch out. Surely nothing can go wrong a second time ? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:37 am

I just joined 419eater.com, so I could say thanks for the laughs, and keep 'em coming! Laughing

This is an AWESOME bait...Make R@y pay!

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:56 am

B'OWL welcome to the machine. read the stickies blah blah blah Wink

^^AB^^
Awesome, Im just glad I didnt miss a post somewhere that P3t3r and An1ka were lovers or something.

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:01 am

^^ABl^^

Glad to know that Ane1ka is not one of Ray�s characters. He�s been asking me (P3ter) about you but I haven�t answered him at all on that subject so he can go ahead and assume what he wishes. Chop away!

^^JBD^^

I like the description. Along with phantom_duker�s deep throat investigation, we can currently describe P3ter as the following;

Russian National
Real Name: Yvg3ny 0n3gin
Wife�s name: N@t@lya P3tr0va
Criminal Links: Organized Russian Crime, Uttering false instruments and organized prostitution.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 pounds
Currently sporting a black crew cut.

Thanks for the work guys. I wouldn�t like to meet P3ter even in a well-lit alley.

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:02 am

^^^

JBD wrote:

Quote:

....P3t3r and An1ka were lovers or something.

Now that would be an interesting plot twist ... gay ex-lovers, both mafia types and each now loathing the other. Even Ray wouldn't buy that .... or would he? [cue sinister laughter]

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:13 am

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, is that sinister enough for you. With legs like yours can the comp@ny pol1c3 get in on that action?

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:13 am

^^AB^^

P3ter can work with that. [Echo the sinister laughter]

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:17 pm

manbiteslion wrote:

Maybe Ane1ka's organisation is aligned with Mr G0mer's choppa organisation (see lotto lad massbait thread - G0mer's got a whole heap (several hundred) of lotto lads totally paranoid about his chopping, it would be in character for him to chop cheques too I'm sure, and live upto his bad name.

There is a good reason for NOT doing this. GomerPyle's Character shows up about third on the list, and points to our site! (in Google)
edit to add search engine reference

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:25 pm

@DD - Wayne will assume his role as an old "friend" of Ray. It was a dangerous suggestion of mine to make him an accomplice. Things are going too well right now to jeopardize The Beating. Smile

Nice work by all of you! I'm loving every twist and turn! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:56 pm

I just sent this to Ray to see if he's buying into my story. No response yet. To add even more confusion, I threw another P3ter into the mix! Also, "c03lho" is Portugese for "rabbit", so let's see if Ray sends 0l1ver off on a search for P3ter Rabbit. Laughing

Quote:

Raymond,

I found out something interesting about N@t@lya P3trova, Yvg3ny 0n3gin's commonlaw wife. In 2007, a US K-1 VISA (fiancee VISA) was applied for on her behalf by someone named P3ter C03lho. It was denied because of her criminal background. P3ter C03lho's address was listed as:

1650 S. M1lt0n Rd.
Fl@gst@ff, AZ 86001

What makes it even more interesting, is that P3ter C03lho also posted bail for Yvg3ny when he was arrested. If indeed Yvgeny 0n3gin is P3ter Gr@v3s, as I believe he is, then P3ter C03lho may vary well be one of his associates, and it may be worth checking out. Can you pass this information on to 0l1ver to see if he thinks it's worth pursuing?

Regards,
Joe

Update: Ray's response

Quote:

Hello Joe

You are very right
please call 0l1ver or email him the details
this is 0l1vers email address

xxxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxx

I will love to hear from you soon

Thanks so much for the help

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:17 pm

@phantom_duker
This is so creative and hilarious. I wonder if Ray is following along, because I barely am! clapping

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:26 am

Got a couple of mails from Ray to Ane1ka:

Quote:

But bro
You should have tell me
I dont know that russian facilly and he has really ruined me
Who are you and why are you doing his to me
what do you want from me

and one minute later...

Quote:

That bastard sold me out
He got all my cash
Bro
this is a very easy thing
I can be getting you good accounts and good checks if you dont mind
Please help me and stop ruinning me

Please

no reply yet sent yet. Let him wait

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:43 am

I am getting tired of sitting around Austin . . . tired of Ray asking for the cash I stole from the last bonfire.

Quote:

Mr James,

I have not heard from Mr Mama. As I told you earlier, The money was sent electronically back to my bank in Pennsylvania, I will send you 500.00 when I get back there but right now you have me sitting in Austin, waiting for some information. I dont even know what I am doing here . . . . do you know where Mr Graves is? I want his information and I will finish the job. That is all I want right now, no excuses, I should have killed him like I did the Taliban SOB's when I was in the Stan. Get the information for me!!!!!

Oliver

^^PD^^
Has our little pet passed the address on to you yet?

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:01 am

@justicebdone - Please check my last post. I gave Ray an address for a new lead, and instead of sending it to 0l1ver like I asked him, he told me to send it to him myself instead. Lazy bastard! Anyway, I don't want to appear suspect, so let him know that you did receive my email after all. I want to keep feeding him new leads in order to make it look like there's a Russian Mafia crew running the operation. Flagstaff, AZ should be your next stop in search of P3ter Rabbit! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:58 am

@Dog Dine,

Ray has informed G@rry L@mbert that a new payment has been mailed. Would you like to chop this one?

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:40 am

Sir Cumfrence wrote:

Ray has informed G@rry L@mbert that a new payment has been mailed. Would you like to chop this one?

This check is coming with a note that says to send the money by WU to me (B0v!s). Truthfully I haven't figured out what's going to happen to this. I guess you're suggesting you send the money to me as instructed, and then I'll make it go astray somehow? Or do you have a different idea?

I "mailed" the checks on Friday Feb 29. Yours will arrive in the mail Monday or Tuesday. You can deposit it in your bank on Wednesday. It will take 2 or 3 days to clear, which means you can't send me the money before Saturday Mar 8 or so. And that assumes you don't have any unforeseen emergencies that delay things even more. Even if I don't need time to think, I like to stretch things out to increase the mugu's anticipation. When his tongue is dragging on the ground and drooling profusely, then it's more fun to cut it off. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:52 am

This just added to the mix:

Quote:

Good day to you Mr James.

Permit me to explain the reason for this contact. I believe that you have had dealings, against your wishes, with an individual calling himself P3t3r Gr@v3s. This account we have from several quarters received.

You may or may not be aware that this individual is actually named as Y3vg3n1y P3trov1tch Ony3g1n, and that he is of Russian birth, as am I. Y3vg3n1y P3trov1tch was working on my behalf in the US adminstering an escort agency, which due to his incompetence was closed down by the state militia. I was to find out from his mistress that Y3vg3n1y P3trov1tch was holding back earnings for himself that were due to me. This is unacceptable.

Since that time, I have learned that Y3vg3n1y P3trov1tch has been operating under the name P3t3r Gr@v3s, passing forged cheques. In your case, it seems that he has been causing you much inconvenience by stealing from you.

I have a proposition that may bring closure to me and give you recompense for your losses at his hands. I will give you further details upon your reply.

Best regards,
K0sch31 Sukh0t0v1tch B3ssmy3rtn1kh

For reference: the name I'm using is that of an evil wizard from Russian folklore... and whose patronymic is (sorta) "Sonofabitch".

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:50 am

Okay,

@Dog Dine,

I can see that it would be far more important (Baiting-wise) for B0v1s to remain a trusted check dispatcher/fund collector for Ray. G@rry will find another means to dissapoint Ray. I'm looking forward to learning how your umpteen mule's will go about handling Ray's checks.

@Yastreb,

P3ter G has been messaging Ray in rather the standard western style english so far and will continue to do so. If Ray questions me about this I will simply explain that, though my father was Russian, my mother was American and therefore P3ter developed his style of speech from her.

Following is a little abbreviated version of the emails between Ray and P3ter in the last 24 Hrs. P3ter refers to Ray as Jim.

Jim, Now what did I tell you earlier? You give me information and in return I treat you like dirt. I am perfectly happy with that arrangement. So what's you flight details Jim? I could meet you at the airport. Pete

Oh i see thats if you can catch me if you can

I like playing with you Jim. Pete

Oh yeah lets see

Don't tease me little boi. Tell me what you're gonna do to me. I could do with a giggle. Pete

LOL Lets see, i am gonna get a chicken pepper soup for you

And how do you intend to pay for that when I've got all your money?

Oh yeah i can ge loan from somone Please tell me. How much did you get? Let me know the total If you can remember

Jim, There is just so much money that passes through my hands that I really don't remember a pitiful little amount that I chopped from you. You know nothing about my history Jim. It would probably scare you. Tell me, how are you gonna repay the loan when I will be chopping even more of your money? Pete

You dont need to tell me cos i know all about you dont worry continue working If i can catch you but there is someone who can catch you OMG if you dont know let me tell you

Oh Jim, I permit you to tell me how someone will catch me. Do tell. Pete

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:12 am

That's looking OK. Nothing that I said invalidates your story. In fact, K0sche1 is willing to pay handsomely for Pete's whereabouts - which should make our Lad even more eager to find out where he is.

Question - is anyone willing to be my local (ie US) associate?

ETA - this just in:

Quote:

Hello there
He has really ruined my life
He has gotten all my money close to 100,00$
Please how can i get intouch with you or your phone number
please he is killing me and still treathening me
Please help me asap
Thanks

And replied:

Quote:

Your prompt response has been noted.

My proposal to you is a simple one; provide significant assistance in locating the fugitive Y3vg3n1y P3tr0v1tch Ony3g1n, and I will pay a finder's fee of up to $US70,000.

Before further discussion I would wish for a detailed summary of his thefts from you; and given your reference to his treathening you, I would also wish for details of said threats, in order to establish his new modus operandi and likely hazards that he might pose to my operatives.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:49 am

Quote:

LOL Lets see, i am gonna get a chicken pepper soup for you

WTF?

hehehe Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:54 am

I googled the "chicken pepper soup" reference thinking that it might be slang for some kind of underworld/scamming thing but came up with nothing. Found the Nigerian recipe though, which I've saved so effort rewarded at least.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:32 pm

Latest to K0sch31:

Quote:

Thanks so much for the reply
I dont have any cash again
He has ruined me
do you understand what i mean? if i have i will love
to pay to stop him from ruinning my life and my
business and also stop from ruinning others

I dont have any cash again i am damn broke.
Please how did you get my email address? can i get
your phone number? where are you located.

I will love to to talk to you on phone
thanks

I think that an icy Russian slap is required for his whining.

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:02 pm

Ray just welcomed me (J@ck G0ff on this bait) "back" into employment with him. I had tried unsuccessfully with 3 characters to get him to take me on, so I fired off a scathing email about 'where is my gorram check?' from a new account and BINGO!

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:16 pm

This to our Lad:

Quote:

I understand you fully, and that is unfortunate, as I anticipated a detailed reply on the subject of Y3vg3n1y P3tr0v1tch's thefts from you. Instead I read a catalogue of pleading and moaning, and an apparent confession of blundering incompetence!

I am a man of business, with many contacts, but distressingly few in the US and the UK at this time. I had hoped to remedy that lack, perhaps via you, but that seems to be no longer true.

As regards your demands for information - be advised that you are in no position to bargain or make demands. You have been informed of my requirements, and the rewards for fulfilling them. I am sure that you understand. I will give you this: I am located in Moscow. For the present that is all you need to know.

Send me the details that I request and we may proceed to a mutually rewarding conclusion. Decline, and you will lament a lost opportunity. I suggest that you choose wisely.

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