My Lad is afraid of an hacker ;-) EDIT: Lad has GONE !!! :-)

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** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 262

Well...i decided not to start something i could not control Wink

so no ASEM to other lads, but he did get a couple of lads telling him how stuppid he was for having offended the terrible hacker @VLADSKULL@ the terror of the known universe Laughing

So he went into hidding Laughing

normally when he calls there is busy street noise on the background but just a while ago there was a Rooster Laughing

and the poor Lad seems to have had all is mail addies hacked into, because somehow no mails are received by me Twisted Evil

and the hacker seems to be making more money on the lads vics Laughing

i'm so glad that even if he went into hidding he still finds the time to SMS me and call me...its got to be stressfull to find the time when youre on the run.

What does he mean by "flash"??? Shocked

Quote:

Sir,
Is quite unfortunate it happens that way. But I know the hacker will be caught one day and he will go to jail for his actions. As I said on phone if you have any urgent and secret message I advised you to send a text message to me or flash I will call you if I am in position to do that or later. I now have also a bodiguard and i'm stayng with friends in XXXXXXXXX. You can now communicate with me with this new email: [email protected]

I have a new phone and the people that sold it told me it is not possible to hack but to be on more safe side text messages can assure us safety unless were it must be emails. I have communicated the Layer and he told me he would mail you with his new email id today. I advise you to mobilize the lawyer immediately so that he can speed off actions and conclude this claim.

I am waiting to hear from you.

John Madueke

You just GOT to admire his persistency in the face of adversity Laughing

My favorite PET Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:48 am

Flash is to just call and hang up, He gets the missed call and then knows that you called and will return the call.

Sounds like a fun Lad Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Is your lad in Ghana?

My Ghana lads will ask me to "flash" them. It means to call him and hang up, in theory your phone number will display on their cell phone so they know to meet you online or in your case call you back.

This doesn't work out so well for my lads as my UK redirect number does not display on their phone so I sometimes get them asking if I was flashing them when I did not. If it is a love lad I get to question them about how many women they have flashing them. Very Happy

Darn, wasn't fast enough.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 262

thanks Harrya Laughing

that is what i always do 20 times a day specially late at night, when i need desperatly to beg him to take my money..

Shocked

just did not know it was called flash Embarassed

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:54 am

Sounds nice FF. You have him running scared, but I'm sure that with your guidance you can keep him safe - for a short time anyway.

Flash = a very short phone call just to establish a telephone number exists and is working - you dial and it answers, then the person ringing ends call without saying anything.

The same is sometimes done with bank accounts with small amounts of money just to check that an account exists and functions okay. You send money and recall it immediately.

If you need a Russian to call him - I'll give it a go FF. I specialise in making calls by a Russian mobster who likes to make deals with Lads - or threaten them with unpleasant metal objects.

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@redshoes17 nope is in Nigeria, or maybe i should say "somewhere" in Nigeria Twisted Evil

well for my favorite pet i always display my mobile number Very Happy

one of this days i got to try me a love Lad it seems like fun too Twisted Evil

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GOMER now THAT is an idea Twisted Evil

ill skipe you in a bit
i told him that the hacker had a few Nigereans OFFED in London and i'm also waiting on Marvinator to send me a Times article about it, since my computer is still no capable of running Corel Photo Crying or Very sad

he's just gonna Looooooooove you calling him as a Russian Mobster Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:24 pm

Lads from all over use "flash". It's not regionalised to one country as far as I can gather.

Down here it is called "prank" (i.e. "Did you 'prank' Bruce? He's taking forever, must be doing his hair").

A nice trick is to get into the habit of "flashing" lads... this way they pay for the calls Wink

(it usually works too from what i've seen).

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:54 pm

I think you're being really nasty to your Lad FF. So be nice to him - get your Vlad hacker to send him this - rename the gif to something like WU_MTCN

It's just a gif - and completely harmless.

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now THAT i'm sure he is really gona LOVE Laughing

Thanks gomer

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:58 pm

I wouldn't be suprised if lads are using a form of flashing to verify existance of PayPal accounts.

LW

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:06 pm

Another one:

Download MTCN

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

@ Gomer, you want to set that gif to only run once. Otherwise it seems to keep downloading the virus. Even better, make the last frame entirely transparent.

Real Evil thing to do to a lad. Twisted Evil

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real cool ideas guys Twisted Evil

have we got a colection of this stuff all put together? if not maybe we should make one. Comes in handy sometimes Twisted Evil

Windypops, love that one too Laughing

i am soooo gonna use it

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 103

Better yet, attach a key logger to it...

Just kidding, just kidding... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:13 pm

The Russian hacker called him - and didn't take into account that the Lad is 'in a very delicate position'.

The first call was not very clear and there was too much echo - so we had to have round 2 and I let him do the talking.

verydelicate.mp3 - 1.20MB

I believe FF got an impassioned plea for help from the Lad afterwards Very Happy

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Pitty about the first call Confused

...but i got to say this for my lad, i'm touched Laughing

he would not sell is dear old mr @Fokker who is Fokkering with him so much.

AND he has broken all records today, 2hours on the mobile phone to me, and about 12 SMS Twisted Evil

his hidding still from the terrible @vladskull@ so well played by Gomer.

and is complaining that the Hacker is out to get him Laughing

i think he had to open something like 15 new mail addies today because the "hacker" somehow manages to stop all his mails to Fokker@

haaaaa this one just in Twisted Evil

we also use a code to make sure the "hacker" does not tamper with the mails Twisted Evil

so every fourth word on the first two paragraphs have to be in bold Laughing

Quote:

Sir,

I received a call from the hacker or someone in his cartel forcing me to accept a deal that is against my wish and the ethics of my profession. My pay package is more than a enough for me. I told him to stop every communication with you because he bent on swindling you more money. I advise you to stop every communication with him.

He is threatening to come to Abuja in my office. I will welcome him but I assure him he will be jailed here in Nigeria. I have already reported the matter to the security over the threat and by tomorrow I will write to Russian embassy concerning this matter. The senate President�s office is always with heavy security. I am much concern about your own security over there. See what you can do to protect yourself. I moved to other friend house like your advise and sent my family to her mother. I only use now friend phones but leave mine on in other friend house like your security expert explained so hacker can not track. I have 4 friends with me for more security and if this person comes they will show him something.

I have communicated with the lawyer he said he couldn�t give out his credentials. Saying that if you are in doubt about his capability and integrity you can confirm from appropriate quarters.

But Sir, I don�t think is rationale requesting his credentials after I told you he is good and renowned lawyer. Lawyers do not give clients credentials before rendering services to them. You are delaying the entire effort of this claim.

Well, in the other hand you are not under any obligation to claim your brother�s money due to him. All I was doing it to help you since I can but without any special interest whatsoever.

Right now the Senate is screening ambassadorial nominees. So our office is quite busy now.

Kind regards to you, from the Senate. (this frase is a secret code Twisted Evil

)

J.MadXXXXX

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:07 pm

Send the lad 1 (or both) of the GIFs, then when he complains, tell him about WinFixer. That fraudware will keep the mugu busy cleaning off viruses for a LONG time, and maybe waste some money buying "licenses", shame about WinFixer making money though...

Mod edit - I did a Google for WinFixer, and to stop people from clicking that link, and accidentally downloading something they would not want on their computer, I have removed the 2 links, see WinFixer on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WinFixer - SP

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