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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:38 pm |
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Well, thanks to the baiting talents of Jojobean and his able assistant (*cough*me*cough*) in obtaining the monthly Lads of Lagos 2007 pictures, and the creative genius that is our dear Nurse Nasty, we are proud to present JANUARY 2007 for your delectation and download...
Get 'em while they're 'ot!
The deal is that you can download each page as it's created (until NN gets bored, I guess  ), so this is just January to get you started and February will be coming SOOOOOON! 
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/1582/njan07hh1.jpg
I'm reliably informed (by NN  ) that the image will print up to A3 size (not sure what US equivalent is, but roughly 4x foolscap, I guess), in full technicolour glory!!!
I've just tried it out on A4/foolscap size and it's a doozy!
In case you can't be bothered (or don't trust me enough) to click the link, here's a preview size version... but if you want to download and print it you need to use the version in the clicky!!!
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:42 pm |
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No Barristers Chambers-Cyber Caf�, will be complete without one. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:47 pm |
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Very, very nice!! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:53 pm |
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Very nice. Love it.  I'll have to hang that at home and not at work. I am sure that I would immediately be labeled a racist by the dolts around here that don't understand baiting. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:31 pm |
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thats nice
How do you go about choosing the lad quotes to put on the pages? Can we submit suggestions. |
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"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:01 pm |
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That is simply beautiful. Nice design, NN, and great photos. Are you thinking about having some of these printed? I would most certainly buy a bunch and give them as Christmas gifts to people I know who know what I do here. |
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I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:21 pm |
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Great Stuff!! Will be looking forward to seeing the rest, you really do some brilliant work  |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:28 pm |
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@Keyser - you'll have to ask NN how he chose the quotes! First I knew was the finalised version, having had a brief discussion on what to fill the space besides the picture with!
@Hugh - no plans for printing due to costs and logistical issues. It was therefore deemed easier to provide the pages for download... unless NN has a dastardly secret plan.
If we can perhaps get a word from the designer extrordinaire himself, being that he's also the Eater's official Calendar Spokesperson, we might find out about the future plan... |
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Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:56 pm |
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Whatever happened to "Topless Baiters of 2007"? |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:00 am |
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Callum! NN's still waiting for your picture! We've all submitted ours!  |
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Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:08 am |
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Yep, I even submitted mine, but the banana was so small and the hammock so big, they threw my picture away after laughing at it and then feeling really sorry for me   |
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I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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BrotherhoodOfMan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Nov 2004
Posts: 315
Location: UK
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:36 am |
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Awesome stuff!! |
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i HAVE praticed homosexualty for the past 11 years - Raph Amelu
DO U WANT ME F**K U IN UR ASS? - Sam Tito
i accept im stupid just pls tell her u know me - Yemi Soyombo
ALL THIS MAKES ME ANGRY BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA GET THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS FUCKING COUNTRY THATS ALL - M0hammed 4bacha
You are a good friend and you thought me a good lesson. - M0hammed 4bacha |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:47 am |
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I've made this a temp sticky. Give it a few days and then people will have to use the search function to find it. (Like that'll happen)
Yep. Every month of 2007 sheila's lads will appear in each month. I'll also be adding some of the best trophy bait pictures of the previous month to appear alongside. Each month will look different. This is just something sheila & I thought you'd all love.
I've printed it out to A3, which is a very big piece of paper. A4 standard sheet in full colour looks great on the fridge, back of your office door, in front cover of your monthly planner and even sticky-taped to the bottom on your draw in your desk. The best spot I've found is right on the side of you PC box.
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| @Keyser - you'll have to ask NN how he chose the quotes! |
I went through quite a few peoples sig lines and just copy and paste them into a word doc I keep at the ready. If you wish to submit some funny sig lines email: [email protected] - Make sure you put 'calender' in the subject, or else it will get lost among the Lad Deck emails.
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| @Hugh - no plans for printing due to costs and logistical issues. It was therefore deemed easier to provide the pages for download... unless NN has a dastardly secret plan. |
... dastardly secret plan?? ......................................... always, and very soon .... 
Disclaimer - Also just be warned. I'm a highly paid designer and producer of fine professional branding. I am precious about my work and don't take criticism or 'suggestions' well, nor do I see it as helpful. More than likely I will smile politely and say 'thanks'. You will be ignored. I know better. You don't. Please PM me with your suggestions. |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:15 am |
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These are very cool. A big "thank you" to all involved. |
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Gussie Fink-Nottle
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Posts: 81
Location: In the members lounge at the Drones, drinking orange juice!
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:20 am |
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Top Hole, a first class effort. BTW, do you think anyone will be interested in my wildlife calendar, there's some wonderful shots of newts?
Pip pip
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:09 pm |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:07 pm |
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Yeagh we need a Dec 2006 one! haha
But that looks great there! too bad its not really safe for work to put up..
Kosher or "PC" as they may say |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:22 pm |
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Very cool!! Thanks for doing that, I'm looking forward to a full year of these. And I'm surprised/honored to see one of my lad's quotes being used. |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:45 pm |
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Well, this is at least more interesting (if not necessarily aesthetically so) than the one of bikini girls posing near sportscars that I got from the local mechanic. |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:06 pm |
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Fantastic! |
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'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:59 am |
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Great job NN! That is some fine design. I am glad that you were able to put those pictures into a nice calendar. The one person we have neglected to thank in all of this a one Benadict Wealth from Lagos, Nigeria. This man was an absolute delight and is a pleasure with which to work.
Too bad we have to wait until August to see the goat! |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:04 pm |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:18 pm |
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NN, you're a star!!! What a bonus! Getting mine printed as I type! Yay!
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Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:45 pm |
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Top job Nurse, thats just what the Dr ordered 
I'm so proud of my lads
But no time now for sentiment, as they (as we speak) are working on a festive special |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:49 pm |
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excellent!!!!!!!!
very very good, i`m feeling all festive now!!!, |
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NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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