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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in from an inheritance lad:
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I cannot claim these funds now due to my health condition. It has defiled all forms of medications

Well, it made me laugh, anyway.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gotta watch out for them conditions that defile medication Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Saw the same line in this bait here: http://bravodelta.servemp3.com/viewtopic.php?t=122583

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is actually a pretty common line in death bed scams. It is still funny to read though.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I get someone who is suffering from an illness that has defiled all methods of treatment, fairly regularly. Still, I love that the same mistake is repeated, over, and over, and over....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yep - Lads clearly don't employ proof readers.

The heading to an EFCC scam mail

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Those Hudlooms are bloody dangerous, let me tell you - they'll defile more than your medications!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thomas-the-tank wrote:
This just in from an inheritance lad:
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I cannot claim these funds now due to my health condition. It has defiled all forms of medications

Well, it made me laugh, anyway.


Has the FDA been notified? Defiling medications is a serious offense in the US, you know... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You'll find that after defiling all forms of treatment, the person will die after "only four days". Later down the road, the death certificate will show "heart problem" or "stroke sickness". These parts of the script are common and always amuse me.
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