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Otterfan
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another little gem from my Counter-ASEM Project:

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How are yo today? hope fine? What is going on now between you and your fiance? Hope everything is alright now, lf so thanks be to the almight God.

l am very happy to let you know that my wife has delivered a baby bouncing boy just yesterday and i expect a gift from you as i have told me wife about you.

How i wish you could visit us?


He expects a gift, does he?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well you be sure to send him a very big parcel full of baby things, laptops, rollexes and nappies, that you accidently sent to the wrong country, you can be so absent minded sometimes, besides it is cheaper and safer to send it to (insert favourite Lad destination)

I can see you may get a safari out of it if the carrot is big enough and dangled in the right place.

Good luck with it

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tell him the baby is surely a gifted boy but as you never met his wife and there is no way you can be the farther, no gifts or talents of the little bastard can be derived from your genes. make sure to leave the impression that presents to newborns are unfamiliar to you and you even think its a superstitious and pagan practice done by underdeveloped civilizations Exclamation

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You obviously need a photo of the happy couple and their new bouncing sprog to put on your mantelpiece.

What sex is it? What's it called? How much did it weigh? Was it born with hair? Is she breast feeding it? Shocked Loads of questions.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reply today:

Scammer wrote:
l will suggest my gift as a LABTOP and gold wrist watch for my and my wife but if you will find it difficult in sending the items from there you can send cash so we could purchase the gift here ok.
l will send you the picture of my family including the little baby boy for your view ok.


We all know some really reliable courier services, and there'll be no problem getting the gifts out to him. So... one LABTOP coming up, sir!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Every new parent should have a Labtop:
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Superb! I was going to go with a "lab equipment by mistake" sort of thing, but that picture is some lovely icing on the cake!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A small section of granite counter, a suitable LABTOP would weigh about 30 lbs... and if he had to pay shipping... well... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since the baby bounces, I would think a nice abandoned basketball hoop would be the perfect gift. The baby will love it!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought gifts to very young babies were bad luck. They tempt the fates. Far better to wait until the child is old enough to take seven steps unaided and babble "moo goo moo goo".

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Otterfan wrote:
l am very happy to let you know that my wife has delivered a baby bouncing boy just yesterday and i expect a gift from you as i have told me wife about you.

Ask him which courier company she used as you could use them to send your gift to him.

Also who is doing the bouncing? Then baby or the boy?

And shouldn't that be spelt B O I ?

Also SLAP him as he broke the confidence rule by telling his wife about you.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Send them a mini trampoline.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remark
"gift" is also a german word, it means "poison"

No, i dont encourage unethical baiting.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You could tell him you have a certain NFL friend that has a fresh labtop he can send you.....


I know, I know, couldn't resist.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ "Whooosh!"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is a lad's baby considered ITP? Laughing

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