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 What my fortune cookie said...........!

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Captain Pike
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"A financial investment will yield returns beyond your wildest hopes."

That settles it, I definitely need to answer that one email about a diplomatic consignment........... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought you were going to say that your fortune was

"This insert has a protective coating"

always seems to be my fortune although I am still not sure what it means.

Perhaps it is all about safe adult activity Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@BK,

Whatever your investment is, you'll need to share it on the m1ll10naire's site.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always wanted to make a cookie with the phrase "sanitized for your protection" in it....
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"A financial investment will yield returns beyond your wildest hopes."


...in bed.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A financial investment that will yield returns beyond your wildest hopes is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you wine them, you dine them, you woo them, and at the end of the day they screw you and steal your heart and your wallet.Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I am so sorry that happens to you and we must figure out what you are doing wrong. Sad

EditEditEdit: I didn't mean in the sex way. Shocked Embarassed Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tommo,

Only 2 things are necessary to keeping a woman happy.......

- One is to let her think she is having her way.
- The other is to let her have it. Razz

Also, a woman always has the last words of an argument and anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Wink

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