SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Ballad 404

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
-C-
Account closed at users request


Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats


PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Once upon a time there was a vlad cute as bunny
From now on referred to as: "Mr. Dummy."
The vlad was clever, the vlad was smart.
At least when compared to a shopping cart.
One day received he the starter kit
And there was this little advice bit:
"Make a website with colourful pics
And soon you will be stinking rich!"

The vlad took advice, learned it by heart
Made his site, it was state of the art.
Giggled: "Stupid people believe all!
Soon I'll be big, and never small!"
Got an idea: "I make it better and add some sound!"
Went to the website. Was greeted by text: "404, Site not found."

Tried all he could, but all in vain.
As grew the frustration, grew also the pain.
Angrily cried: "Who mess my job?!"
Wondered and pondered around the clock.
Was it another vlad, or the keepers of law?
No. It was written in there: "From baiters with love =)"

Furious was he: "Jokers don't play with me!
I'll hire some help and make them see!
I am serious, it's no game!
They close my site, I do them same!"

Down went the site, rejoiced the vlad:
"That you get for making me mad!
Now I make new site and stupid people will adore."
But soon no site. Just text: "Hello mugu. You lost once more."

Keep smiling, vlad, and shine like sun.
Annoying you is so much fun.
We're still here and we're not done.
Not until you and your business are gone.
And when alone in lonely nights
Sobbing in darkness without the lights
Remember we want to hear your next great plot.
Because that is how we are: we care about you a lot.

P.S: And sincerely hope you rot.

...

Creative moment meets baiting and results in some weird things in the middle of the night. In case of oddities I blame the fact that I'm not native speaker and can't pronounce anything correctly.

_________________
GoatMortar x34, Cellphone x16, Closed lad accounts x9+some

Pith Helmet Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo

Pith Helmet Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."

"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.

"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple".
View user's profileSend private message
e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru


Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2298
Location: Argabuthon


PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

_________________
- any spelling mistakes are intentional -
Sign my guestbook

i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)

11x Cellphone
Pith Helmet Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Pith Helmet Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
Exclamation For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts. Exclamation
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo Messenger
Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8644
Location: On ya left!


PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now we need the tune.

Love it! Laughing

_________________
Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose pony pony pony Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT GoatGoatGoatEaster EggEaster 2015Mc Fry Mc Fry
Mortarx? Closed lad accountsx? Pith Helmet
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
View user's profileSend private message
benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru


Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland


PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

_________________
Click here to support 419Eater.com
United Kingdom United States Switzerland Russia Romania Thailand Nigeria Denmark Ghana Ivory Coast Benin x ? Mortar x10
Learn how to kill fake sites here and here
Scamwarners.com Advice and info about scams
Jolly Roger pony
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



E-Mail Header Analysis


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT