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Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:10 pm
Once upon a time there was a vlad cute as bunny
From now on referred to as: "Mr. Dummy."
The vlad was clever, the vlad was smart.
At least when compared to a shopping cart.
One day received he the starter kit
And there was this little advice bit:
"Make a website with colourful pics
And soon you will be stinking rich!"
The vlad took advice, learned it by heart
Made his site, it was state of the art.
Giggled: "Stupid people believe all!
Soon I'll be big, and never small!"
Got an idea: "I make it better and add some sound!"
Went to the website. Was greeted by text: "404, Site not found."
Tried all he could, but all in vain.
As grew the frustration, grew also the pain.
Angrily cried: "Who mess my job?!"
Wondered and pondered around the clock.
Was it another vlad, or the keepers of law?
No. It was written in there: "From baiters with love =)"
Furious was he: "Jokers don't play with me!
I'll hire some help and make them see!
I am serious, it's no game!
They close my site, I do them same!"
Down went the site, rejoiced the vlad:
"That you get for making me mad!
Now I make new site and stupid people will adore."
But soon no site. Just text: "Hello mugu. You lost once more."
Keep smiling, vlad, and shine like sun.
Annoying you is so much fun.
We're still here and we're not done.
Not until you and your business are gone.
And when alone in lonely nights
Sobbing in darkness without the lights
Remember we want to hear your next great plot.
Because that is how we are: we care about you a lot.
P.S: And sincerely hope you rot.
Creative moment meets baiting and results in some weird things in the middle of the night. In case of oddities I blame the fact that I'm not native speaker and can't pronounce anything correctly.
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Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple".
e6ffdyr0 Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:31 pm
_________________ - any spelling mistakes are intentional -
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
Hamburg -> Hannover (B4rry M3ns4)
J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
For reasons only known to myself, I have discontinued all my funbaiting efforts.
Corona Eater's sweetheart
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Location: On ya left!
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