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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:24 am |
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I have not been feeling too hot as of late. My aggresion is being fired, with all guns blazing at the garbage I receive in my catcher account. First E mails are met with a greeting from me that would scare a rabid bear off. Question. I feel I might be turning off potential goatscum. Should I take a break, until I feel better? My temper is quite short right now due to this sinus thing. I'm guessing I should lay low a bit. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:35 am |
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guineagirl
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 187
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:12 am |
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I don't see any harm in sending off some "challenging" replies. A lad is like a bus; if you don't board one, there'll be another along in 30 minutes or so. |
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Gussie Fink-Nottle
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Posts: 81
Location: In the members lounge at the Drones, drinking orange juice!
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:23 am |
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^^^^
@GG.
I'm with you there, I got some garbage from one of those "Christian" dating agencies.
Seeing as how I'm agnostic & that I hate spammers almost as much as lads. And given that they weren't lads so I couldn't bait them, I told them (In very large, bold italics):-
I'm a Satanist, now FOXTROT OSCAR.
(edit) (Only I didn't exactly use Foxtrot Oscar).
Chin chin
Gussie
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:11 am |
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Hey Joe. [I love saying that!]
Venting your spleen at the lads will make you feel better and not upset anybody in RL, apart from the lads that is...which is nice. When I've had a crappy day, which is quite often, the lads get it. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:09 am |
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Tommo: How about "Venting at lads is like making love to a beautiful woman... it lasts for 30 seconds but makes you feel so much better" |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Frederick Fokker
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Posts: 262
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:51 am |
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The Man wrote: |
Tommo: How about "Venting at lads is like making love to a beautiful woman... it lasts for 30 seconds but makes you feel so much better" |
lmao you almost made me spit a mouth full of mountain dew onto my screen
I say let the lads have it...ramm it hard...no lube, in fact use sand
they need it sometimes think of them like punching bags with ears. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:59 am |
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Far be it for me to hijack JT's thread, but sinus problems are very much like making love to a beautiful woman...if you are not careful they get right up your nose, make your eyes water and at the end of the day the medication dulls the pain of the experience. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:36 am |
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Tommo: This is why you are the master!
JT: Sorry about the sinus pain! Anything the doc's can do for you?
When I have a bad day I am going to go into the lotto lad mass bait forum, grab a ton of addies and just abuse the shit out of them from now on |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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guineagirl
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 187
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:07 pm |
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@Fink-Nottle,
I saw you on TV last night...drunk and insulting Wooster. |
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Gussie Fink-Nottle
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Posts: 81
Location: In the members lounge at the Drones, drinking orange juice!
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:03 pm |
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^^^^^
@GG.
This is a base canard, I only ever drink orange juice & I never insult Bertie.
(well, apart from that one time).
Pip pip
Gussie
edit: PS - Do you know of a good home for some newts, mine are breeding frightfully well & it's getting jolly crowded around here. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:11 pm |
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JoeTam wrote: |
Grouch mode. |
Oops, I thought you said "Groucho mode."
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:22 pm |
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I was going to post about this earlier in fact. I had developed a bad case of "baiter burnout", where I got sick of opening my catcher account. I was dead tired of looking at all the spam (and it all is), tired of reading through penis-enlargment subjects and even tired of "urgent reply" messages. And I was at the point where one more "contact my lawyer" message was going to push me right over the falls. Having a physical affliction at the time just made things worse.
What I did was vent my problems to our loving mods (thanks Lotta and Nurse Nasty for getting me through that slump BTW.), take a week or two off completely from baiting and get myself back together. A trip to somewhere that has girls in bikinis helped too, but that might just be me.
Crazily enough, I came back into it fully recharged and ready to rumble. I went to my catcher account and just deleted everything - totally clean slate, then started anew. Sure I dropped a number of lads in mid-bait. So what? Lads are expendable and always have been. Let them wonder.
So my advice is to do the same. Nobody held it against me that I was gone for a while, same old crowd when I got back. And bring a few bikini pics back too, eh! |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:04 am |
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Hey Joe,
Take a break. Everyone needs one once in a while. I've taken a few weeks off on a few different occasions. It works wonders. You come back refreshed and ready to deliver more pain to the lads. |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:18 am |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:49 am |
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Arrrrgh! I be spending some late night time in pain with old south of the boarder B movies this Saturday eve. Sleep please. Please? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:18 am |
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Know what the sinus thing is like - been on drugs, prescription and otherwise, for that for nearly two years now. Sometimes I have to get my friend Jack Daniels out of the cupboard to help me sleep. Don't know if that would help you (apart from the obvious danger to the kidneys and liver!)
Nothing wrong with venting at the lads - I do it when I have PMS, and there are always more to take their place... |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:35 pm |
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I'm a long term sinus sufferer too.
In the UK there's a product called Sinutab I use which will head off an attack whenever I feel the tell tale signs of it coming on. It's a non-prescription medicine. It appears to have the effect of opening everything up and allowing the bad stuff and, more importantly, the pain to melt away easily.
Active ingedients - Paracetamol and Pseudoephedrine hydrochloride - a decongestant. I had tried other decongestants without success, but for some unknown reason this one worked.
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/healthfitness/health_advice/netdoctor/archive/100003928.html
Drink plenty of water too, which I think someone mentioned previously in another thread. I developed a water craving (how sad is that ?) and found I never had any sinus trouble during that time. |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:41 pm |
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When I get pissed at the lads and can't be bothered to vent, I write the most venomous letter that I can think of and just copy and paste it out to every lad who comes into my inboxes that week.
Writing the letter in the first place can be very cathartic and sending it out to the lads dulls the pain even more.
As for any bait that I'm running at the time? Bugger them. Those lads can wait - that's if I don't send them the letter as well. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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