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 Lads CAN appreciate humour, sometimes

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Otterfan
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got a nice reply today that made me laugh.

In one of my Counter-ASEM baits (see siggy below for link), I gave my lad a telephone number for him to contact me on. It's an actual telephone number, able to be dialled from anywhere in the UK and always directs to an answering service. However, the lad is having extreme difficulty calling it from his cafe in Nigeria, and has been trying for a few weeks now with no success (I honestly have no idea why, and wonder if it's only available from inside the UK, as I can get through fine).

Anyway, I sent him this paragraph as part of my latest reply:

I wrote:
As for my telephone, that's the only number I have, so if you can't get it to work, then I don't know what you're doing wrong and can't help here, sorry. Other people manage to call it okay, even Mr Bxxxx Wxxxxx from Australia. Perhaps your fingers are too large and you're pressing too many keys at once? I don't know.


And I get this in his reply tonight:

Scammer wrote:
I do dial one number before another, my fingers are not too large, You are funny.


Made me laugh so much!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Otterfan, I used to use a UK privacy number from this site:

http://www.privacynumbers.com/01.php

No lads could get through to it from Africa, I think it was only connectable if calling from within the UK.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Scammer wrote:
I do dial one number before another,


That's where he's going wrong. He should be dialing one number after another. Silly boi. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, they do have a sense of humour. Here's an exchange between a lad and one of my characters a while back...

Me:
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Am I too late to claim this prize? I guess I must be. Shit.


Numbnuts:
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Dear Mrs ********

Thanks so much to your mail.

I guess you are not too late to cliam this prize and as well you are not a shit.

Regards,

Mr. John Brett

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mod edit - unnecessary full quote removed - SP

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Rothery86, please don't necro posts that have not been posted in for a while, before your post, the last post was October 13th, please read the forum posting rules/faq and other stickies:

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