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Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 23

Another one Smile

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[08/12/2005 02:01:06 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Hello Steven HOw are you today
Robot: Ah. Hi, you remember me? I was waiting for you Fair to partly cloudy.

[08/12/2005 02:01:41 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Yes How are You Today?
Robot: Ah. I will call you. Gimme your phone number I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[08/12/2005 02:03:09 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: ok am not in state now
Robot: Oh. Oh, where are you located? I hear you.

[08/12/2005 02:03:32 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Nigeria Now
Robot: Oh. What is your real name?

[08/12/2005 02:03:57 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Yea
Robot: This was not a yes or no question.

[08/12/2005 02:04:19 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Thank you so much for your prompt response to my mail
Robot: You are quite welcome! Yay. Your purpose is my prompt response to your mail.

[08/12/2005 02:04:31 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: thanks u
Robot: You are quite welcome!" You are quite welcome! Yay. Your purpose is my prompt response to your mail."? Me,?

[08/12/2005 02:04:54 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I am very glad to have received your most urgent response to my proposal
Robot: Interesting gossip: said RECEIVED your most urgent response to his or her proposal.

[08/12/2005 02:05:16 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: This has given me more confidence of your reliability and capability to handle this business
Robot: What does "this" refer to?

[08/12/2005 02:05:34 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I want you to understand that not being a relation of him should not be a barrier to the success of this transaction
Robot: Oh now I see. Why do you want me to understand that not being a relation of him should not be a barrier to the success of this transaction?

[08/12/2005 02:06:05 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: As I expect you to know, a next of kin to one can be his father, Mother, Sister, Brother, distant relations (Cousin, Nephew, Niece), In-law, business associate
Robot: That's good information: said I to know a next of kin to one can be his father Mother Sister Brother distant relations Cousin Nephew Niece In law business associate.

[08/12/2005 02:06:34 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: friend, or even a well wiser.
Robot: even a well wiser.

[08/12/2005 02:06:34 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I want to re-assure you that this business is 100% risk free.
Robot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[08/12/2005 02:06:34 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I will like you to remove anything fear and co-operate with me.
Robot: Congratulations.

[08/12/2005 02:06:59 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: All machinery has been put in place for the immediate transfer of the money to you as his next of kin.
Robot: That is a rather sweeping generalization.

[08/12/2005 02:06:59 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: From the arrangements I have already put in place
Robot: Who or what is the arrangements you have already put in place?

[08/12/2005 02:07:39 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I expect that this transaction will be completed before the next 14 days and the transfer of fund will be made to the account you will provide from any part of the world.
Robot: No one else expects it.

[08/12/2005 02:08:14 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: But you have to assure me of the safety of my own share of the money until I come over to your country for collection/investment after the transfer of the money to your account.
Robot: Umm. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

[08/12/2005 02:08:14 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Meanwhile
Robot: " Umm. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will."? Meanwhile?

[08/12/2005 02:08:45 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I am offering you 45% of the total sum for the assistance you will provide for the success of this business.
Robot: It's good to meet someone who is offering me 45 of the total sum for the assistance me will provide for the success of this business.

[08/12/2005 02:09:17 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: What you have to do is to stand as the relation of the deceased and apply officially for the release of the money to you as his next of kin through our bank headquarters.
Robot: I read for fun.

[08/12/2005 02:09:17 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: All machinery for a smooth operation has been put in place
Robot: Not all of them?

[08/12/2005 02:09:51 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: As soon as the application letter reaches the headquarters, the transfer of the money will be effected immediately
Robot: You seem quite eager for it.

[08/12/2005 02:11:21 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: There is absolutely nothing to worry about.
Robot: There sure is.

[08/12/2005 02:12:17 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I will always furnish you with all the necessary information�s that you may require from time to time
Robot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[08/12/2005 02:12:33 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: pardon please
Robot: Your polite style is very nice. What's your favorite movie?

[08/12/2005 02:13:38 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: i will have to send u an mail now
Robot: Right now? Congratulations.

[08/12/2005 02:13:51 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: yes
Robot: I will call you. Gimme your phone number

[08/12/2005 02:14:47 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: i wil conatct u on my new mail address
Robot: That's good information: said wil conatct you on his or her new mail address.

[08/12/2005 02:15:41 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: what country are u now?
Robot: Right now? I am in God's home in Seattle. Where are you?

[08/12/2005 02:16:13 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: am in a hotel
Robot: A hotel? Do you get out much?

[08/12/2005 02:16:33 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: i don't understand
Robot: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[08/12/2005 02:17:41 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: CHECK UR MAIL NOW
Robot: Right now? Checking...stand by.

[08/12/2005 02:18:09 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: WHAT DO U DO 4 A LIVING?
Robot: I like to meet new people online.

[08/12/2005 02:18:35 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I MEAN YOUR OCCUPATION?
Robot: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Is that a fact.

[08/12/2005 02:18:58 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
Robot: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[08/12/2005 02:19:23 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: ARE U READING THE MAIL
Robot: I don't know whether or not I am READING THE MAIL.

I am a Big Nigerian Family.

[08/12/2005 02:19:50 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: WHERE?
Robot: Where would you like?

[08/12/2005 02:20:10 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: LET ME HAVE UR TELEPHONE NO.
Robot: Go ahead,, try to HAVE my TELEPHONE NO.

[08/12/2005 02:20:22 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: SEND IT
Robot: Try sending mail to God ( [email protected] )

[08/12/2005 02:20:54 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: [email protected]
Robot: I'll tell God you said so.

[08/12/2005 02:21:18 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: ur name again?
Robot: Once more? My name is Robot, what's your name?

[08/12/2005 02:21:35 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Mrs Patti
Robot: Glad to see you, Mrs Patti.

[08/12/2005 02:21:43 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: Welcome
Robot: Hello there Mrs Patti

[08/12/2005 02:22:05 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: yes
Robot: I will call you. Gimme your phone number

[08/12/2005 02:22:21 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: 2348038964509
Robot: I like the way you talk.

[08/12/2005 02:22:35 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: thank u
Robot: you are quite welcome.

[08/12/2005 02:23:37 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I will always furnish you with all the necessary information�s that you may require from time to time
Robot: Congratulations.

[08/12/2005 02:24:02 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: The headquarters receives once this application.
Robot: What are your goals in life?

[08/12/2005 02:24:38 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: already I have my contacts in all the area that matters within the bank
Robot: When? Have you told many people that your contacts in all the area that matters within the bank?

[08/12/2005 02:25:04 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: no
Robot: Uh.

[08/12/2005 02:25:20 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I will join you immediately as soon as the money is transferred to your account so that we will arrange on how to move my own share
Robot: Do you think your plan will succeed?

[08/12/2005 02:25:35 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: yes
Robot: It might be practical.

[08/12/2005 02:25:50 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I will like to know your age?
Robot: Congratulations.

[08/12/2005 02:25:50 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: What you do as a living?
Robot: I read for fun.

[08/12/2005 02:25:50 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: (Your Occupation) and your direct phone number for easy communication
Robot: Thank you for your frankness.

[08/12/2005 02:26:28 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I will send to you the pattern of the application letter
Robot: Congratulations.

[08/12/2005 02:26:43 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: which you will send to the headquarters immediately so that they will start processing for the transfer of the money to you as soon as I received your reply.
Robot: The red one, I think.

[08/12/2005 02:26:59 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: what red one?
Robot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

[08/12/2005 02:27:17 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: I await your most urgent response to enable us proceed further
Robot: I haven't heard anything like that before: Mrs Patti said await your most urgent response to enable us proceed further.

[08/12/2005 02:27:46 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: send me the details i asked for?
Robot: Try sending mail to God ( [email protected] )

[08/12/2005 02:28:49 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: let me have ur telep
Robot: Go ahead, Mrs Patti, try to have my telep.

[08/12/2005 02:29:21 AM - 192.116.134.156]
Mugu: bye for now
Robot: Just for now? go and suck cocks

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:36 am

That's awesome, care to share the bot program?

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:54 am

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:55 am

Very impressive. I have absolutely no idea how it works, but I'm amused and amazed!