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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:07 am |
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Another little gem from my Counter-ASEM Project:
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How are yo today? hope fine? What is going on now between you and your fiance? Hope everything is alright now, lf so thanks be to the almight God.
l am very happy to let you know that my wife has delivered a baby bouncing boy just yesterday and i expect a gift from you as i have told me wife about you.
How i wish you could visit us? |
He expects a gift, does he? |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:18 am |
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Well you be sure to send him a very big parcel full of baby things, laptops, rollexes and nappies, that you accidently sent to the wrong country, you can be so absent minded sometimes, besides it is cheaper and safer to send it to (insert favourite Lad destination)
I can see you may get a safari out of it if the carrot is big enough and dangled in the right place.
Good luck with it |
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:44 am |
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tell him the baby is surely a gifted boy but as you never met his wife and there is no way you can be the farther, no gifts or talents of the little bastard can be derived from your genes. make sure to leave the impression that presents to newborns are unfamiliar to you and you even think its a superstitious and pagan practice done by underdeveloped civilizations  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:45 am |
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You obviously need a photo of the happy couple and their new bouncing sprog to put on your mantelpiece.
What sex is it? What's it called? How much did it weigh? Was it born with hair? Is she breast feeding it?  Loads of questions. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:29 pm |
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Reply today:
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l will suggest my gift as a LABTOP and gold wrist watch for my and my wife but if you will find it difficult in sending the items from there you can send cash so we could purchase the gift here ok.
l will send you the picture of my family including the little baby boy for your view ok. |
We all know some really reliable courier services, and there'll be no problem getting the gifts out to him. So... one LABTOP coming up, sir! |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Every new parent should have a Labtop:
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:59 pm |
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Superb! I was going to go with a "lab equipment by mistake" sort of thing, but that picture is some lovely icing on the cake! |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:47 pm |
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A small section of granite counter, a suitable LABTOP would weigh about 30 lbs... and if he had to pay shipping... well... |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:09 am |
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Since the baby bounces, I would think a nice abandoned basketball hoop would be the perfect gift. The baby will love it! |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:39 am |
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I thought gifts to very young babies were bad luck. They tempt the fates. Far better to wait until the child is old enough to take seven steps unaided and babble "moo goo moo goo". |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:59 am |
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| l am very happy to let you know that my wife has delivered a baby bouncing boy just yesterday and i expect a gift from you as i have told me wife about you. |
Ask him which courier company she used as you could use them to send your gift to him.
Also who is doing the bouncing? Then baby or the boy?
And shouldn't that be spelt B O I ?
Also SLAP him as he broke the confidence rule by telling his wife about you.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:39 am |
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Send them a mini trampoline. |
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x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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mape01
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 44
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:50 pm |
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gargstang
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Around the way
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:48 pm |
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You could tell him you have a certain NFL friend that has a fresh labtop he can send you.....
I know, I know, couldn't resist. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:22 pm |
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^^ "Whooosh!" |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:41 pm |
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Is a lad's baby considered ITP? |
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