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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:09 pm |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:19 pm |
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Someone watched Predator too many times...
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Lose the human heat signature
You can change your characteristic human heat signature by smearing cool mud and leaves over yourself. Crouch into a small position and sit still; the motion of small bits of warm skin will mark you as human. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:37 pm |
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Peanut:
This should be a stickie, along with a link to Shiv's favourite (I used the UK spelling just for him, I'm a Yank!) movie. |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:52 pm |
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I've been saying for years that most of the Mods are 'bots as is 3/4 of the Admin team.
It is wonderful to be vindicated. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little !
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:17 pm |
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The Man wrote: |
I used the UK spelling just for him, I'm a Yank! |
Much obliged. And because I'm all in favor of equality, I'll type this message in the color of Red |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:20 pm |
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There's some good advice in that article, but it leaves out some key weaknesses inherent in the robot race, and it assumes all robots are the same. In my experience with robots, the type of robot you're dealing with must be analysed before planning your escape. For example...
If your robot is one of those cute little things that talks in beeps and whistles and looks like a shop vac or a garbage can, your escape will me much easier than if you're dealing with one that looks suspiciously like Arnold or that beautiful chick from the 3rd movie.
While most robots will sink in water, keep in mind that many of them have the ability to fly at least for short distances. Unless you have a pocket scuba tank or gills, I would not suggest water as an escape avenue if the robot is tracking you.
Mind-tricks do not work on robots at all, but they are actually not very smart. Even if your robot is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, it will lack the ability for abstract thought. Asking the robot to explain (example) the merits of senatorial democracy to you in a poem will buy you valuable time. Many robots cannot tell the difference between a power outlet and a computer terminal, which can be used to your advantage.
Most robots will have a verbal over-ride code that will shut it down in the event of an emergency, and many are programmed to shut down if they try to arrest a major executive of the company that built them.
If all else fails, you can distract your robot by first insisting that you are an upgraded model of it and not an "organic meatbag", then charge up your favourite plasma weapon and blow it into oblivion. (since killer robots exist, hand-held plasma weapons just go without saying)
Next week, the real threat: Carniverous furniture. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:24 pm |
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Remember if you are being followed by one of the cute beepy ones that look like a trash can, stairs can be your friend, but remember some of them come with rockets/jets to help them in that situation!
@Shiv: Thanks for the red man, you know how easy it is to please us Yanks! (so I wrote this in Olive just for you!) |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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guineagirl
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 187
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:23 pm |
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Send the robot on an arduous task
Not only will sending your robot on a long, tiring task drain its power reserves, it will give you time to formulate a plan. |
OK Robot, fill out these Homeland Security Forms in order to facilitate the wire transfer. |
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dwgz
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Aug 2007
Posts: 24
Location: Looking for gater bait
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:56 pm |
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Wifey just traded in Gen 4 Roomba for a Gen 5. 'Though it does have better batteries, and a bigger chip for schedualing, I'm not not going to worry about robots. I can still out run it. [where's that rofl?] When it checks my email, maybe it's time to worry.
Unneeded full quote removed. Her post is right above yours. TS |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:20 pm |
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@Obi Wan-
KOTOR III needs to come out soon....damnit! |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:32 pm |
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I need a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. |
_________________ - "so whats the meaning of what you are saying?Are you out of your mind?" - Mike Davies
- "You are much more aware of the harm this will exhibit to the United States economy if you do not comply to the law binding this" - Jack McDonald Internal Revenue Service
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:03 am |
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TSNerd wrote: |
KOTOR III needs to come out soon....damnit! |
I dunno, the second one kind of blew compared to the first. But if it becomes available, I'll upgrade to a 360!
Oh and I almost forgot: not all robots will turn hostile, but they can all be re-programmed easily. If yours does, just find the little switch on the back and move it from "evil" back to "good" and you should be fine! |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:32 am |
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My dear old dad once told me you can stop almost any animal for a short period, be it land, air, or sea based, by punching it sharply on the nose. If your killer humanoid robot doesn't have a nose, then don't come running to me to complain*
*You probably won't complain as the robot will have eliminated you. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:01 am |
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My gf said "show em a picture of a laptop - see if he calls out "momma"
I said how the hells that going to work - she said there like lads the intelligence is artificial.
Well made me laugh anyway. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:57 am |
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Be afraid: http://www.plyojump.com/
^ That's one of my favourite/favorite sites, apart from Eater of course. |
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shuntbuzz
Illeterate pinhead
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 628
Location: Ministry of Illeteracy, Compruhension Dept
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:50 pm |
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Test those social skillsTest those social skills
That may cause confusion if you work in an IT department like me |
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_________________ "U demon"
"You are one of the antichrist"
"You are not a human being"
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Rintastic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 55
Location: Ohio, USA
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:52 pm |
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I put this up at my desk, in case they come for us at work. And it's within easy reach, so I can snatch it down when I see them coming.
I'm bringing my reserve of cool mud and leaves tomorrow to keep in my drawer. And they said I was nutty when I hung those thermal cams over every door of my 7 story building!
Hahahaha Peanut. Thanks! |
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