scammer confess right away- mugu needs money-update 9/17

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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:55 pm

I havent been baiting in a few months. I am back at the university and so I decided to do some baiting on my extra time at the computer.

Anyhow... back to the real questions. After sending my standard NERV Church reply to my spam mail I received the following:

Dearest in Christ Gend0 1kari,

Thank for your E-mail,Dearest in God I want to confess my sin and also to tell you my vision,which i don't know how to start,I am from Nigeria.
First,I want you to know that i am a fruder for about three years now.and i have call of God in my life,Presently I'm married a serious Christan sister who also have to call of God.But we don't know how to start as their is no help.

My wife mother is a minister of God and my Senior brother is also a pastor,My father is also prophet of God almighty.

I want to serve Jesus Christ all my life time with my family,So dearest in Christ Gend0 1kari what did you advise me to do,Am ready to do this work of God with my wife and my household.

My Number in *****************

I wait your response today

From (long nigerian name)

What do I do in this case? go ahead and tattoo this new NERV convert? Something tells me i shouldnt. So i am asking the wise ones at the eater for their ideas.

best of Regards.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:59 pm

i would go with it for a little while, make up some stuff about what he should be doing for God, etc. - he'll probably turn into an internet beggar and ask for money that way. once he does that i don't think you'd have any reason to feel guily going for the tattoo

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Yes, this lad is just begging to be baited -- hard. Tell him you have a friend who is a pastor and then set up an email box for your pastor character. Get the guy doing everything you can to have him initiated into your church.

If you doubt that he's really a scammer, bait him from a third account and see if he will play.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:05 pm

The fact that he's admitted to being a scammer doesnt mean he isnt a piece of shit - tattoo his arse!

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

This is a dream lad...... Abuse the crap out of him for all the vics that have suffered to him in the last 3 years.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:42 pm

^^^Be frank FiveForces and speak your mind. LOL.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 30

Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute here... This mug says:

Quote:

My wife mother is a minister of God and my Senior brother is also a pastor,My father is also prophet of God almighty

Yet he "don't know how to start"? What utter rubbish. If he truly wanted help becoming a "Man of God" he has plenty of resources right there in his own family.

Just a different hook for an age-old scam in my humble opinion. Administer the tattoo.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:49 pm

Ask him how much he makes, old vics e-mail addies, how the scamming system works, etc. Anything that could prove useful!

B-S

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:55 pm

Wow! Nice opportunity! You can pump him for info, how long, how much, how many, and keep him working to get into your good graces.

Give me a T!
T!
Give me an A!
A!
Give me another T!
T!
Give me another T!
T!
Give Me an O!
O
Give me another O!
O!

Whats that spell?!

tatooo

Whats that SPELL!

tatooo

WHATSZ THAT SPELL!?!?!

TATOO!

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 133

Great idea ^^^ pump him for any information you can get, he could prove useful.
Then apply the tattoo Twisted Evil

@Dr Stephen
Nice to see another Doc on the board Smile

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:37 pm

I'm a Doctor of Female Lower Anatomy, specializing in oily discharges..... None of my lad(ette)s respond to that, though I am working on getting an unpostable trophy.... Twisted Evil

What's your specialty?

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:53 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

[...]
WHATSZ THAT SPELL!?!?!
TATOO!

Close, but no banana Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 133

@Dr Stephen

Anaesthesia. So no comedy potential there, i'm afraid. I like your idea though, i think i read a post from you a while ago. With a post from a mod saying "Please DONT post the trophy" I laughed my a** off. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:00 pm

Quote:

Close, but no banana

Um, well, I was, uhhh... spelling in "lad speak"....

Good job catching it... um, Zen... I was, um, well, just trying to keep you on your toes.... Embarassed

@Dr Wiggles, My esteemed colleague in Medecine, it is well known that Anaesthesiologists have extremely deep pockets. That cuts out any disbelief behaviours. I keep losing my ladettes when I ask them to have an internet based examination. It seems they only want me for my money, and not my technical skills...

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:35 pm

@ Yakuza

There is only one way your mugu can prove that he has repented and is willing to seek God's forgiveness.

A test of faith is called in this case. A ritual ceremony is the only way that God will accept him.

1. A Holy ritual

2. A tattoo

If you need a co- baiter just PM me Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:03 am

I think someone already mentioned that the lad says his whole friggin' family are ministers, but he doesn't have a clue on how to go about being one himself?????????????

I think this lad needs to rpove himself by quoting his favorite verses (from memory) as the tattoo is applied- and if he missspeaks, maybe he'll get it right on the 2nd tattoo Wink

Regards,

LaBrea

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 187

Actually, he's taking a rather clever route. Somebody might just send him money to put him on the straight and narrow. You know how much Westerners (Americans anyway) love those who confess their sins, go into rehab, etc. In fact, that's a good idea, you could ask him to set up a scammer rehab program.

That's all assuming that "fruder" means "frauder" and not some sexual kink.

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:44 am

Give me a B

Give me a S

Punch him in the face with a knuckle duster. Convert him to a
heathen.

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Yakuza wrote:

What do I do in this case?

Well, first you need of course a detailed confession from the lad. Everything about his scamming habits, false identities, victims, cash earned. Depending on the outcome and the number of obvious lies you can then introduce him to your rituals or not. Perhaps his sudden change of mind is just a cunning way to get money from churches. Sympathy first and donations for a better life later.

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:52 am

Quote:

Perhaps his sudden change of mind is just a cunning way to get money from churches. Sympathy first and donations for a better life later.

I know his sudden change of mind is just some more scam. I can smell it! It smells likea mixture of bad fish and cow manure, to me....

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:18 am

^^^and in your proffession, you would know this smell well?

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:31 pm

I got a reply:

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Dearest Gend0 1kari,

Thank for your E-mail,Dearest i have scammed up to 6 people since i started it.and we have collected up to $8,000,I also want you to know that am working under person and he is the one in-charge of everything.

Each time any of this people pay money he will give me 40% of the money and take the balance.

So there i can confess to this people,but i don't have the money to pay them even $10 i don't have with me.Now what did you want me to do about this???i needs your advise because am afraid of God anger upon my life.

Thank for your promise to help me in my ministry,Is only God knew why i get in contact with you.And i pray that his will will be done in my life.

I wait to hear from you.

Regards,
*****************

--

There you have it. This lad is going to suffer for those 8,000 dollars!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:46 pm

Ask your mugu if he has scammed incremento@ gmail Laughing

I want him to send me a letter of apology

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:37 pm

^ an apology? I want his head on a platter. Could you ask for a list of the people he has scammed and how he did it?
we'll pay big bucks for the info, by WU of course!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:01 pm

Quote:

and in your proffession, you would know this smell well?

umm... well, actually, yes...

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