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 The President of Nigeria is a douche bag

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am in contact with their president and he is a mean man.

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Attention:Katy Anderson

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail. I His Excellency Umaru Musa
Yar'adua The President Of Nigeria
hereby write you this mail to inform you
that as the His Excellency the President Of Nigeria that I am, I deserve some
respect from you. In this case, I am only assisting you because of the fact
that I personally hate seeing people deceived or being cheated. That you were
once deceived by some crooks in the past does not me that everybody that comes
around you are the same. For God's sake, I am the President Of Nigeria and it
is my duties to make sure that every thing including the transactions in my
country Nigeria goes on smoothly.

Again, I want to make it clear to you that for me to advise you to send the
$65,000.00 does not mean that I have anything to do with your it because it is
just a pea nut to me to compare to my worth financially
. It is just that I
decided to assist you receive your payment. If you must know, as His
Excellency The President Of Nigeria that I am
, I want to clearly make you know
that I am a very wealthy man and I control lots of money both in my currency
and in foreign currency.

Concerning your coming to Abuja Nigeria for anything, I want to let you know
that it will be useless if you do that because your total sum is not here in
Nigeria neither can you receive your payment here in Abuja Nigeria. Your total
sum is deposited in Westpac Bank London and they are the people that will
remit your total sum into your account. If you doubt me, below is their
contact information where you can contact them to confirm the truth in what I
am telling you:

NAME OF THE BANK: WESTPAC BANK, LONDON
NAME OF WHO TO CONTACT: TERRY JORDAN (Director of telex department)
E-MAIL ADDRESS OF THE BANK: ( [email protected] )
TELE: +44-790-750-8XXX
FAX: +44-870-134-7XXX

You can contact them immediate so that you can deal directly with them. But
always have in mind that without me issuing our your payment approval to you
from my office, their is no way they can remit your total sum into your
account. But in order to clear all forms of doubts, contact Westpac Bank
London on their above contact information to verify the truth about what I
have being telling. Get back to me as soon as you do that.

I expect to hear from you as soon as possible.

Best regards,

His Excellency
Umaru Musa Yar'adua.
President Of Nigeria
.


he certainly thinks highly of himself. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I suppose he has a yahoo! email address too, right? That's what all those crazy political types are using these days!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Strange, he sounds just like a lad! Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Write him back as George Bush. LOL

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I may just do that Eliza. That's a nice idea.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the title of this thread.... that is all I have to say about that.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you get the banker in email, ask him why his web site at www.westpacbanklondon1.com doesn't work. Maybe he'll go to the trouble of setting one up for us to kill.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you know the VP of Nigeria's name is Goodluck Jonathan??

Doesn't that sound like a baiter name?!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You're right... he is a douche bag. If it were me, I'd point out that I didn't vote for him, and that he should be showing me some blasted respeck, since my country is sending so much in aid payments to his country! I'd remind him that in the free world, we have a right to tell off the President / Prime Minister any time we want. So he'd just have to put up with it if he wants to deal with a (insert your nationality here) citizen.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You have to just love the delusions of granduer.....

I do honestly think that they really believe half of the shite that they come out with.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Man wrote:
I love the title of this thread.... that is all I have to say about that.


I am right there with you, I open main read the title and giggle.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, maybe it really is the president?


























































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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have faith that you will give him that respect. Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
...If you must know, as His
Excellency The President Of Nigeria that I am, I want to clearly make you know
that I am a very wealthy man and I control lots of money both in my currency
and in foreign currency. ..


I know most heads of state are obsessed with impressing us "commoners" with their wealth & power- that's why they are successfull "heads of state"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would bait him as OJ Simpson since he is back in the news.

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