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 How to escape a Humanoid Robot

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel this is vital information that everyone should be made aware of.

In FACT I propose it as a sticky. Anyone? .....anyone?

http://technology.newscientist.com/channel/tech/robots/dn8490

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone watched Predator too many times...

Quote:
Lose the human heat signature

You can change your characteristic human heat signature by smearing cool mud and leaves over yourself. Crouch into a small position and sit still; the motion of small bits of warm skin will mark you as human.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peanut:

This should be a stickie, along with a link to Shiv's favourite (I used the UK spelling just for him, I'm a Yank!) movie.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been saying for years that most of the Mods are 'bots as is 3/4 of the Admin team.

It is wonderful to be vindicated. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Man wrote:
I used the UK spelling just for him, I'm a Yank!


Much obliged. And because I'm all in favor of equality, I'll type this message in the color of Red Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's some good advice in that article, but it leaves out some key weaknesses inherent in the robot race, and it assumes all robots are the same. In my experience with robots, the type of robot you're dealing with must be analysed before planning your escape. For example...

If your robot is one of those cute little things that talks in beeps and whistles and looks like a shop vac or a garbage can, your escape will me much easier than if you're dealing with one that looks suspiciously like Arnold or that beautiful chick from the 3rd movie.

While most robots will sink in water, keep in mind that many of them have the ability to fly at least for short distances. Unless you have a pocket scuba tank or gills, I would not suggest water as an escape avenue if the robot is tracking you.

Mind-tricks do not work on robots at all, but they are actually not very smart. Even if your robot is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, it will lack the ability for abstract thought. Asking the robot to explain (example) the merits of senatorial democracy to you in a poem will buy you valuable time. Many robots cannot tell the difference between a power outlet and a computer terminal, which can be used to your advantage.

Most robots will have a verbal over-ride code that will shut it down in the event of an emergency, and many are programmed to shut down if they try to arrest a major executive of the company that built them.

If all else fails, you can distract your robot by first insisting that you are an upgraded model of it and not an "organic meatbag", then charge up your favourite plasma weapon and blow it into oblivion. (since killer robots exist, hand-held plasma weapons just go without saying)

Next week, the real threat: Carniverous furniture.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember if you are being followed by one of the cute beepy ones that look like a trash can, stairs can be your friend, but remember some of them come with rockets/jets to help them in that situation!

@Shiv: Thanks for the red man, you know how easy it is to please us Yanks! (so I wrote this in Olive just for you!)

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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.

"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"

"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Send the robot on an arduous task

Not only will sending your robot on a long, tiring task drain its power reserves, it will give you time to formulate a plan.


OK Robot, fill out these Homeland Security Forms in order to facilitate the wire transfer.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wifey just traded in Gen 4 Roomba for a Gen 5. 'Though it does have better batteries, and a bigger chip for schedualing, I'm not not going to worry about robots. I can still out run it. [where's that rofl?] When it checks my email, maybe it's time to worry.

Unneeded full quote removed. Her post is right above yours. Wink TS

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Obi Wan- Laughing Laughing

KOTOR III needs to come out soon....damnit!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I need a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TSNerd wrote:
KOTOR III needs to come out soon....damnit!


I dunno, the second one kind of blew compared to the first. But if it becomes available, I'll upgrade to a 360!

Oh and I almost forgot: not all robots will turn hostile, but they can all be re-programmed easily. If yours does, just find the little switch on the back and move it from "evil" back to "good" and you should be fine!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My dear old dad once told me you can stop almost any animal for a short period, be it land, air, or sea based, by punching it sharply on the nose. If your killer humanoid robot doesn't have a nose, then don't come running to me to complain*


*You probably won't complain as the robot will have eliminated you.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My gf said "show em a picture of a laptop - see if he calls out "momma"

I said how the hells that going to work - she said there like lads the intelligence is artificial.

Well made me laugh anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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That may cause confusion if you work in an IT department like me Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I put this up at my desk, in case they come for us at work. And it's within easy reach, so I can snatch it down when I see them coming.

I'm bringing my reserve of cool mud and leaves tomorrow to keep in my drawer. And they said I was nutty when I hung those thermal cams over every door of my 7 story building! Smile


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