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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:35 am |
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I got these beautiful quotes in an email today:
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| I will suggest that we make affairs of a way synergy. |
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| It is a new whole paradigm. |
I was two buzzwords away from bingo. Anyone who reads Dilbert should know what I am talking about and if you don't read Dilbert then you should as its one of the funnier comics on the web.
In case anyone is wondering, the scam is a real estate scam where the lad is selling me 40 acres of beautiful African Serengeti. Of course, I will need every square inch surveyed and photographed.
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:10 am |
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Comics are not recommended reading for young impressionable lads. You should try Shakespeare. |
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DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:07 am |
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The only comic I read is Knights of the Dinner Table, a satire on role-playing. They even had a 419-themed story! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:43 am |
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Ask him if Asok gets any respect over there.  |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:51 am |
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Ex, tell him you understand his approach, and support a customer-focused, team oriented management style.  |
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(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:05 am |
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And tell him that your preferred management style is a:
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| "I see myself as a sort of hands off overview executive who sits at the sharp end and interacts within the office matrix" |
Yep - Gus from Drop The Dead Donkey!
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 207
Location: 6�27'11"N 3�23'45"E
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:27 pm |
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I think you need to send him on safari to Elbonia |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:30 pm |
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It's either Dilbert or he got a copy of a Six Sigma manual, that or Total Quality Management System. |
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"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:39 pm |
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Three cheers for Dilbert! 
Ask if he knows any Elbonians who'd be willing to work for cheap... |
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FBI Baiter Extraordinaire... I wish
Currently running 1 hopeful leprechaun, 2 rich widows, 2 lotteries, 1 scammer, and 1 deposed NSA official.
"My command is your wish."- Bob
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:17 am |
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Even better, bald headed guys who don't do much at all. |
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:33 am |
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Is his hair pointy? |
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Ari
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Joined: 17 Sep 2004
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