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 Lads reading Dilbert!?

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Ex.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got these beautiful quotes in an email today:

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I will suggest that we make affairs of a way synergy.


and

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We proactively pursue this affair to success.


and

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It is a new whole paradigm.


I was two buzzwords away from bingo. Anyone who reads Dilbert should know what I am talking about and if you don't read Dilbert then you should as its one of the funnier comics on the web.

In case anyone is wondering, the scam is a real estate scam where the lad is selling me 40 acres of beautiful African Serengeti. Of course, I will need every square inch surveyed and photographed.

EDIT: Fixed typos.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Comics are not recommended reading for young impressionable lads. You should try Shakespeare.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The only comic I read is Knights of the Dinner Table, a satire on role-playing. They even had a 419-themed story!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him if Asok gets any respect over there. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ex, tell him you understand his approach, and support a customer-focused, team oriented management style. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And tell him that your preferred management style is a:

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sort of hands-off, eyes-on, non-participatory, overview method...


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"I see myself as a sort of hands off overview executive who sits at the sharp end and interacts within the office matrix"


Yep - Gus from Drop The Dead Donkey!

Edited to tidy up misplaced punctuation

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you need to send him on safari to Elbonia

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's either Dilbert or he got a copy of a Six Sigma manual, that or Total Quality Management System.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three cheers for Dilbert! Laughing

Ask if he knows any Elbonians who'd be willing to work for cheap... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even better, bald headed guys who don't do much at all.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is his hair pointy?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do you have a bingo yet?
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