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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:14 pm

A new threat to the doctor :

Quote:

You failed to fulfil your part of the deal so is not my fault if you sees any strange thing with your car brake.bye
.

MG, was that you? You evil man! I�ll tell Homer!

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:24 pm

^^^ Strange

No it wasn't me who sent it but it is my name he is using

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:37 pm

Along your lines that the banks are closed today I will send them some loot tomorrow.
Nice what you are saying about my Razz

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:31 am

Latest from dennis to me

Quote:

ok.

i have heard you but make sure you do that for our first time bizness ok. Call them i need money to equipped my journey plz.
And try to send me football boot size 7 and half to me i promised some one that i will get him one pair.Pls send it through DHL or any courier services iight.

send it to this address.the below is recievers name ok.
Name:okrikpa diene kingsley
No.7,oke-ola street,
ojo lagos nigeria.

thanks DAMA

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:07 am

There we have the name of this a$$++## ! And a football fan he is, too.
Tomorrow he is going to receive one WU payment and one bank transfer...the pics proving it are about 1 x 1 cm high.
To equip his journey? Pith Helmet

for LW?

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:08 am

My reply to Dennis

Quote:

Dama

Money will soon be with us and we will eat from dey dumb mugu

I will call or email the mugus at the right time, please I have done this before and i know how to get the most from the mugu.

please Dama i will see what i can do about the football boots but i am not your personal shopper, how do you expect me to ask dey mugu for football boots to be send to you,

I suggest when you travel to malasya or US you buy the boots you want for yourself, they will be cheap in malasya but better quality from US.

get back to me boi and tell me how you go with the mugus

I also want you to let me know the email address for other mugus you are working on so i can get some background information on them.

I also want you to be very carefull when in the internet cafe to make sure no guymen are behind you, also check the internet cafe for small cameras, look into air conditions ducts and any speakers or shelves, do not ask why as i can not tell but you must be carefull of this ok.

I will go no but get back to me soonest ok

bye johny

Do we agree that he is Nigeria and where do we want to send him?

He is getting more desperate by the day, he will be looking over his shoulder constantly and searching the internet cafes for bugs, once he borrows some money we will get him off his arse

Edit
At least thats what I would have sent had I not gotten this reply

Quote:

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 16): 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account ([email protected]) [-5] - mta303.mail.re4.yahoo.com

I have some other addies for him so I will have another go later on tonight

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:46 am

All is not yet lost

I sent this to his hitmen

Quote:

to tezz_teco
show details 9:43 pm

What is going on

I try to email you bout the mugu but the email address was no good

It took me hours to get this address for you

Get back to me ok

Bye Johny

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:19 pm

Very nice modality, MG, adding a little more stress to his tiny brain...these cameras are everywhere and they are so... tiny as well, damn!
First from , together with a 1kb cash deposit payment slip or whatever :

Quote:

Stop calling me, you and your associates!!!!
I may lose my job...but here is the payment slip
may you go to HELL afterwards
devil!

The the doctor was active as well, giving the WU payment slip (scanned in discoflashlight-style, good baiter work):

Quote:

Here is your WU payment slip
Now leave me do my work!
I have never done a human being any harm!

Guess nothing can go wrong, can it?
In case he should complain, there is still the 10 laptop parcel, which can be tracked Wink

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:29 pm

Well done Frumpy

Sorry I missed you earlier

My message about the bugs has not gotten through to him yet as his dennis rodman addy is bouncing.

I will wait and see what happens with Teco but I am prettty sure we have still got him on the hook.

Edit:

Just checked in with Barton

We still got him

Quote:

to me
show details 10:57 pm (31 minutes ago)

is like the mail is blocked so,you can get me on this ok im sorry,this is a new week what is going on.plz update me ok.

johny.

johny call this mugus for us to know our faith in this biz ok.

I will resend that email to this address, Change that to have resent, and I added a few lines

Only new lines added here

Quote:

Dama,

This is the email I send to you today that did not go through

I got in touch with the mugus and dey say they send money.

The laptop one is more difficult but i will keep on her.

You keep me inform ok

bye
Johny

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:06 pm

He was not happy with � work:

Quote:

15:49 (Vor 15 Minuten)
hello,
go and rescanned the payment slip to me is not clear i can't see it ok.

GO and rescanned the payment slip.write it out ok.

Just as he is embarrassed...this is mighty polite for a hitman.

Same thing to the doctor (he IS busy in his office):

Quote:

GO write out the MTCN and the recievers name,because the WU payment slip is not clear enough ok.write it out.the location where it is sent to and the recievers name and senders name ok.that is the formations i need and the amount you sent me.

I am bad with numbers...but I can try a few times Laughing

give him formations I mean (like triangles, octagons and dodecaeders?).

No need to despair, the computer lady is left. She has a nice shipment certificate lent by a fellow baiter (Ginch) whose company is called
She�s just got mail:

Quote:

20. Okt. (Vor 2 Tagen)
WHO IS JOHNY,DO YOU KNOW THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF IT YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AND IS READING ALREADY.BYE BITCH

NB:
AND I MUST MAKE SURE YOU DIE,READ MY LIPS ASSHOLE.

MURDERER.

I guess I must make him hopes...he will receive some soon Smile

New mail:

Quote:

21. Okt. (Vor 1 Tag)
hello asshole bitch i gonna set that your small room apartment ablaze and take the life of that kid living with you. (at the same time, how economically!)

If you realy wanna live you just have to send the laptop 2 to this place is canada and 2 laptops to spain ok.

i will give you the place to send it to.
murderer.

Here�s what I sent him :

Quote:

I am having 5 Sony Vaio laptops taken away from an orphanage donation, they are in our warehouse in now. I can try to send them secretly. I cannt specify the day, it is to be done when the directors believe the orphanage donation will have been made.

Anyone knows a good lad address in Lagos? Could be used for a lad wedding..but actually I want him to "forbid" me to send it to Spain and Canada now, living presumably in Lagos...so I�d better have him run around in some abandonned warehouse area in the harbour of Lagos, hopefully, because it might have been sent already and the warehouse is closed down. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:23 am

Just as he was warming to collecting his inheritance his yahoo email went dead. I don't think I will be able to believably contact him again since the only person involved in my bait that knew his teco email is me and I'm dead.
So unless he contacts the lawyer with a new email address I may have to bid Denni5 goodbye.

LW

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:56 am

Damn! We cannot afford to lose you on this train, lottowinner! Crying or Very sad

Some heavy insulting to the doctor this morning :

Quote:

hay listen what the hell you sent to me are you fucking joking with me if you wanna live,
let back to me with the payment slip or you type it out boldly,

this are the information you gonna type out
SENDER NAME,RECIEVERS NAME,AMOUNT,LOCATION,MTCN NUMBER

i await your quick reply.

Some interesting instructions to the secretary: Laughing

Quote:

10:06 (Vor 51 Minuten)
sophia listen,
Go and rescanned the payment slip immediately because the one you sent is not clear,take your time and rescanned it properly for me to be sure that you made the payment.
My boys are still with you because the slip is not clear.
murderer.

Regarding my computer sponsorer he is confused :

Quote:

I don�t get you.

So I repeat and give him a wink:

Quote:

I am having 5 Sony Vaio laptops taken away from an orphanage donation, they are in our warehouse in Tin Can Island, Lagos, Nigeria now. I can try to send them secretly. I cannt specify the day, it is to be done when the directors believe the orphanage donation will have been made.
5 machines are ready for you but I may need another few days to collect 5 more from an upcoming Hewlett-Packard donation.
You can collect them from Lagos, Nigeria, thus avoiding the shipping.
Besides, I do take away a few every once in a while to make some extra money Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:27 am

Latest updates from Dennis

Quote:

ok, that is through talk my brother ok,the mugus sent me paymentslip but they are not too clear so i ask them rescanned it and send it ok.

men we how good with money you nknow.

DAMA

Not sure what that last line is meant to mean

Quote:

guy,
she scanned one payment slip that is not clear,so called her to rescanned the payment slip ok.
dama.
And the dr send money through WU and scanned the slip too but is still not clear ok.

get back to me ok

One lad suffering maximum pain

I can only presume that someone has had his email address closed which will be only a minor inconcenience to him.

It just makes him that little bit harder to bait and keep an eye on.

@LW, dont write off your bait with him yet, I had the same problem and as you can see I was able to get a hold of another email address of his to continue the bait.

I can give him the email address for your secretary telling him I know of the plans from checking out his emails, he seems to believe that I have all kinds of special skills to find the information that I do and some of the bugs I spoke of could be mine which is how I found out about him.

@Frumpy

Can we have the Ladpots moved out and now being stored in (insert African country other than Nigeria) and you are making the arrangements for him to be able to pick them up personally as the representative of the orphanage of that country.

By doing it this way you were able to include all ten machines, if of course the machines are not picked up within 4 days they will be picked up by the real head of the orphanage.

I just think we can get a better safari out of him than just a Lagos day trip.

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:07 pm

So ten ladpots will be prepared at the headquarters of the company in errrmmm...somewhere about 200 miles away Wink

Of course the other victims will do better performance this time...Dennis will get the WU payment slip used for Ahmed and the doctor will send the MG slip used for Ahmed as well. (I will wait a while with these because I�m not sure if I could ruin anything by doing so...any advice please?)

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:22 pm

^^^ I dont see any concern there so go ahead and send the reciepts

Meanwhile I will tell him I contacted all 3 of you and threatened you all again.

I will then suggest that he gives bank account details, (It's been a week since you gave Alan anything to do).

I think I will give him a bit of a slap as well for not getting the money from the mugus, its been a day since I slapped him for wanting me to be his personal shopper and he definately deserves another slap.

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:04 pm

I think you can all see where I am going with my latest reply to him

Quote:

Hi Dama,

I am stranded here for the moment but soon it will be OK to travel again,

I am a bit sick of being here in australya, the food is shitabode, the peopel are rude, dey steets are filthy from dey scum that walk on the street and thow dey rubbish

But I can not leave yet because i fear dey police have follow me

I must be careful when I contact you, at the moment is ok bcos it is late and dey police station is close for now.

I contact dey mugus again and here is update

Dey doctor say his secretary is no good and fuck up dey scanning, he get her to do it agian, he is very scared so he will do as he is told

The dumb mugu in phone shop, I dont know what is wrong with her, I have told her everything i need to tell but she is so dumb she keep make mistake, i think this one you better off to give bank account details so she can deposit money for you, make sure she uses secure system so no one else can chop dey dollar.

The computer woman who is ugly like goats ass, I contact her i I tell her i want laptops straight away, she makes me to believe that they have send 10 laptops to one of their afrikaan regional offices and they can be picked up in the next few days. As I am tied up here i cant get there ok so if you can pick dem up i let you keep all but one of dem, i trust that you will not cheat me with this ok.

Dama I need you to tell what you are doing withdey mugus because i have never seen mugu so dumb and with so much trouble with getting money (I couldn't resist this sly insult) , by now we should have at least $20,000 USD between us. i need money for my next business so please make sure that you give mugus good instruction for dey money so we can both eat.

I also want you to explain what happen with the email address for dennis rodman, like i say in dey email some internet cafe have hidden cammera, some by the guymen and I see a camera i operate someone use computer after you and I think he may be trying to chop your dollar from some mugu from dey us, you must contact the mugu straight away and tell them what has happened and give a new address so you can finish this business.

I also want you to use different cafe from now on, dont go to that one again until i say it is safe.

Go now boi, get me informations and work on this mugus so we can both feed our family ok

Bye
Johny

@Frumpy

African cities are certainly not my strong point so I wouldn't have a clue as to where to send him, If anybody could suggest a suitable address for dey mugu to travel for 10 ladpods please let us know.

@LW

Please let me know if he gets in touch re your bait, if need be I can use my "exceptional computer and surveilance skills" (in other words by asking you) to find out your email address for him but I would rather leave that as a last resort

If there is anything else you would like me to teach or tell Dennis let me know

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:44 pm

Thanks guys. I fear Denni5' loss of yahoo means he won't know how to contact my estate lawyer or my assistant (also named in the will) that was helping him because he won't have any record of the email addresses.
They are both simple enough to remember but we have this guy's brain pretty scrambled so he may not. He knows my assistant's name pretty well I think and her email ID @ yahoo is her straight name so there is hope he will re-contact her. I'm just going to wait it out for now. If he does mention the inheritance claim in NY that he's lost contact with, by all means offer to help for a piece of the profit and we'll get that lawyer's email address back in the game.

LW

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:30 pm

Thanks a million for your groundwork, Murry...I have an address of a notorious romance scammer whom a fellow baiter and I stopped to bait, but he lives in Lagos and therefore would not really count as a safari object.
I�m thinking this over and let you know later.

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:32 am

I recieved this from our pet

Quote:

just go tru if you will see it properly. from that dumb ass bitch ok

He attached a scanned document that is way too small to read

Good work Frumpy Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:56 am

Hey, Murray : your chance to chop his dolla !!

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:10 am

My reply to Dennis

Quote:

Hi Dama,

This mugu fuck up for last time i think i really have to kill dey mugu to get some respect from dem.

It that the size of the form she send or did you make it smaller.

Get back to me ok
Johny

@Frumpy

I dont want to chop his dollar again, he will lose my trust. Not that I understand my own logic because he began to trust me after he believed I had chopped his dollar the first time.

In saying this there is no reason why someone else cant chop his dollar. with all the bugs in the internet cafes these days it could have been anyone.

I did afterall worn him of those dangers.

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:05 am

Quote:

I NORMALLY INTRODUCE MY SELF BEFORE I EXECUTE MY JOB,I AM MR WILLIAM YAHMAN CHICHI,AN ITALIAN CITIZEN,YOU CAN SEE THAT BY MY NAME

I love how these hitmen adopt "Italian" names. However, I don't think his name sounds Italian at all. I would ask him if he, or his family, were owners of the, now defunct, Chi Chi's Mexican chain in the US and Canada.

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:04 am

Yes Josslyn very good spotting

The caps lock is a good sign of an African hitman scammer

The better clue is the lack of a space after the coma

My next interogation of you is out of concern for you

You may have already been asked these questions if so forgive me.

How did you find us?

Have you read up on how to bait safely?

Do you have an IP stripping email address?

Have you ensured that you have no personel information about yourself with your email address or posted on this site?

Have you used a false name here that you have not used elsewhere?

Have you had experience at scambaiting before?

Sorry for all of the questions straight up but the number one concern is to bait safely, number two is to make scammers lives hell

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2007 Posts: 32

Hey folks,

Sorry I haven't updated for a few days, but Denni5 and I have been quite busy.

To make a long story short, I have sent him a box of 4 ladpots. They were supposed to go to an address in Canada, but the shipping clerk fucked up and sent them to another address he'd given me in Nigeria. Unfortunately, the DHL office is 2 days travel away from the Nigerian address, so some poor lad friend of his is going to travel from Abuja to Lagos to get the ladpots. He's supposed to be leaving today to get there by Friday.

Oh, another of Dennis' friends is supposed to be sending me photos of his paintings and carvings so we can make a deal for him to supply my antique shop. If all goes well, I'll have some African art and a lad with two of his friends mad as hell at him.

He may have to leave the country. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:18 pm

Wow - I am speechless! Great work, Volfan. (Shiver is always an inspiration, isn�t he?)
I hope I can do the ladpots modality with him as well. Wink

but Dennis did not like me to have taken the initiative:

Quote:

23. Okt. (Vor 1 Tag)

Do i tell you that im in nigeria,what the hell you talking about.let me tell you i are playing with your life and that of the innocent kid.ok

You should ask me to direct you on what to do.
murderer

What the hell can you say to that?!

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