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PhinGuru
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh ! the power, the sheer joy of slapping a lad hard Laughing

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Dear John,

What is the meaning of your last email to me ?

You talk of my delays and keeping you posted. What did you imagine my last email was about, if not doing just that ? I'm trying my best my friend. Please remember I was reluctant to get involved with this right from the start. It was only your pleading for my help that persuaded me otherwise and now you have the nerve to address me in this tone after all the effort I've put into helping you this week.

You seem to think I must be greedy for your money. Well let me tell you, I may be poor but, I'm a man of simple pleasures and I'm content living the quiet life. I don't need all this hassle. I was quite happy in my own simple way before the intrusion of your grovelling email.

It's time you found yourself another helper my ungrateful friend.

Goodbye

Enoch


Lo ! I beheld his snivelling apology and it felt good Twisted Evil

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Brother Enoch,
Please am sorry in any way i may use annoying words to you.I did not mean to let you down,But act of my aboundance of heart i wrote,How serious i want my inheritance to be released to you,So that i can start a new life again.
Please pardon me.I am not ungreatful.I appreciate your efforts to receive my inheritance. Meanwhile,I have introduced you to the security company,and you are the one the security company has approved to release my inheritance to.
Hope you've understood.


And what is the princely sum the lad is desperate to finagle from my poor pensioner ? 200 - the scumbag.

Tonight he'll discover that my boyhood stamp collection, which I've auctioned to raise funds for his fee, has fetched 970,000.
To add authenticity, does anyone know what kind of auction fees etc. I might have to pay on this sum ?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations! I love it when they slap and you slap back harder and they come back with their lame-ass excuses.

It probably wont make a difference if you are exact, but I think if you go with 15 to 20%, it probably would seem realistic enough. Good luck!

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PhinGuru
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks ameriken.

15% sounds pretty good. That should leave me with more than enough to go on my world cruise and leave the lad hanging for 3 weeks or so. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahh just the sort of lad I like... one who enjoys receiving punishment as much as I enjoy doling it out. That is a nice slap, pretty soon you'll be able to "cancel the deal" and he'll be begging you for a week to reconsider. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you want, i can create a 'news article' complete with picture. to make it more realistic

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

dment, that would be fantastic if you could.

I've kept him just slightly moist with anticipation by winning 430 tonight on the horses. I'll make his pulse race even higher next Saturday with my auction triumph, so that gives you plenty of time.

The auction takes place at D3nham's St4mps and Coll3ctibles Auction Rooms on Saturday 8th at 2pm. The sum might be more realistic at 670,000 and my character is 3noch M. 4llup from plymouth, UK.

I'll see if I can find an image to roughly match the low quality image I've already sent him.

Thanks Smile

Edit : The first thing I stumbled on looking in goole images was this

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It doesn't exactly match the picture I previously sent, but who cares ! This is perfect.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Looks like "Popeye The Sailor." hehehe Very Happy

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