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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My female Boxer dog was in her "amourous" mood last week, if you know what I mean. The Chihuahua would not leave her be. "Great, Boxhuahua puppies"! So, we took the Chi on vacation with us to our kids house. My wife woke me one morning, yelling, "You're going to be a Grandfather"! I immediately thought, "Oh no, puppies". Remember, I had just been awakened, and was in a stupor, wondering how my wife knew our dog was "expecting". Turns out, it's the real thing! Our son's fiance is the pregnant one! So, looks like I'm going to be a real Grandpa with no goofy looking pups! Whew!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations. And best wishes to the ones who will be doing the work.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats JT happy crowd

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats!
Just became a grandma a year ago myself. Not an idea situation - the sperm donor did a runner as soon as he found out, but my grandaughter is the light of my life and coming home at night and playing with her - well - it just can't be beat!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats!

I'm still in the dad stage myself, and I <b>better</b> stay that way for another 30 years! Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd have been more excited to learn that it was the dog that was pregnant.
It would have been less expensive in the long run. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats! clapping

I have no kids and at this age don't want them thank you! However, just remember that grandchildren always require a lot of sugar and caffeine before sending them home to parents. I think it's part of the "payback is a b****" process. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Woohoo! Congrats.

But where are the pictures of the boxer?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrads Paw Paw! happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations to you and to your entire family JoeT

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations to you and the rest of the bunch Joe. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations on your new job as free babysitter JT Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, JT. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, do you have any preferences? Boy or Girl?
I had 2 girls myself and now a grandaughter so I'm kind of used to the diaper changing thing. Seen a few friends with boys and good God! I didn't realize boys could p33 that far!!! Surprised
OK - boys will be boys - rough and tough - girls will wrap you around their little finger for the rest of your life. Either way - you are Grandpa!!! My dad ended up with 5 grandaughters and loved every minute of it. Enjoy it. It came far too soon for me but once it's here - what the hell - at the end of the day you love 'em, blow raspberries on their fat little tummies, sing them nursery rhymes that make no sense, spoil 'em rotten and then send them home!
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