Got a death threat this morning....LOL

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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:50 pm

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for your notice, a letter bomb is on the way ok. so, you gonna miss it? lets see what will happen.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww I'm scared. Will someone hire someone important to protect me? Laughing

On another good note - I have another bait that is going to be hilarious. I'm tired of this guy and am going to burn him - yet of course he's not going to know I burned him....he's going to think there was something going on at the post office.

I told him that I collect rocks - - diamonds, rubies, emeralds, etc. He wanted me to open a bank account for him - I said I don't trust our government - etc. So, I've talked him into buying some rocks. He's going to his post office locally (so he has to pay in CASH and NOT some stolen CC) and will be paying for shipping to have a box of rocks shipped from the US to him in Nigeria. It's going to cost him a LOT to ship this box of rocks to him. You know - I am going to need insurance and everything else - and a box of rocks can be very heavy. He will then MAIL to me the mailing label....So, then I'll tell him I went to the post office and that they had to open the box to prove I wasn't shipping any terrorist materials (he's going to have some forms to fill out). And say that they took the box and as soon as the contents are inspected and tested for harmful chemicals, the box will be sent on to him.

I can't help it if somehow the jewels are replaced by rocks, right? And the customs form will say that the box holds rocks - so it's correct.

I don't think the lad is going to be very happy.

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:53 pm

Evil Eliza... simply evil... Twisted Evil

god I love your baits! Laughing

Make sure it is nice and heavy and give him a little bit of a trek to get it too Wink

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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:08 pm

Eliza, I take it that's the hitman?

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:22 pm

^^^^yes - I've put him on hold until the weekend - he's going to have a nice surprise really soon, though.

The rocks are another lad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This must be the time of the year that the hitmen come in bloom. I hadn't heard from my lad in over a month, then out of the blue I get this one:

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NOW AM READY TO TALK WITH YOU,THE REASON FOR NOT FULFILLING MY PROMISE IS THAT YOU HAVE NOT KEPT TO YOUR OWN PART OF THE BARGAIN.

YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY REFUSED TO PAY UP MY PART PAYMENT,I DECIDED TO LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR NOW CUZ I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO,BUT NOT FOR LONG.

NO PART PAYMENT NO DEAL........................

YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN BUT YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.

He started out with a contract on me, but I convinced him to whack my ex-wife instead.

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:27 pm

@Jayhawk: Is he taking other offers for exwives? Twisted Evil

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Will not someone think of the innocent rocks?!!!

--J.D.

P.S. We will want pictures. . . .

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Collateral damage Doctor X. Collateral damage. Laughing

Ameriken, he's pretty much open to any contract. He's very easy to deal with.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:41 pm

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YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN BUT YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.

Awwww, how sweet! It's always good to know when you've made a lasting impression.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:27 am

Congratz, Eliza!

I can't get that little sammanabeech to do anything but curse, swear and throw the same old threats at me or any of my 6 baits that I ran him on. Hats off to you.

If you really need the protection, I can stand outside your house with a six-pack and my plastic lightsaber. That might not accomplish much, but it'll ward off anything that this idiot can do.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:33 am

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for your notice, a letter bomb is on the way ok. so, you gonna miss it?

I'd say the odds are pretty good, since he doesn't know where to send it. But you never know, after all, people win the lottery every week. Smile

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