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MikeH
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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This transaction has been given me a lot of head ache because the funds are really needed by those orphanages home i gave to you. Due to lack of funds in that region, a kid was lost . This's so painful.Am sorry if in anyway i have been rude to you.Am only trying to make everything work for good. Am happy am knowing you better now .I also respect your age.


I feel like being slightly cynical in my reply to him.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he really just might be lost, don't blame yourself. They should check all the wells. And the old abandoned mine.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hook him up with a puppy scammer and see if they can send him Lassie to help!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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a kid was lost

What the hey! it was only a goat, could have been worse

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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a kid was lost


Tell the Lad that the kid is probably Red's Lad and he is not lost.
He is just on safari and will be back in about 6 months.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you'll hire a search and rescue team. Have him get his bois together, and you'll pay them good to look for him. Make sure he sends you their timecards for documentation. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1. Send him a copy of Swift's A Modest Proposal.

2. Deduct $50 from the amount you are suppose to send him.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Grrrr....how frustrating...

Me (after a lot of thought, let me tell you):
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I'm very sorry a kid was lost. Are you speaking of a human child or a
young goat? In either case, I assume you mean the kid (human or goat)
was misplaced and couldn't be found. Have you checked all the wells?
How about abandoned mines or other places that might tempt a child (or
a baby goat) to hide?

This really worries me, so please advise immediately!


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This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 16): 554-: (HVU:B1) http://postmaster.info.aol.com/errors/554hvub1.html
554 TRANSACTION FAILED


Missed my chance, and somebody else blasted him out of existence. Thanks a lot, AOL, now we'll never know what happened to the poor kid!

Then again...I just might hear from the guy again...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or--- Maybe hell fell down the old abandoned mineshaft while looking for that kid/goat/boi/lad? Confused


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Decreasing the surplus population? I think your fellow needs to read Dickens.

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