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chokedbylovers
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Posts: 8
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Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:46 pm |
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1st message
from myspace:
Hi,I just joined this site nd hoping to meet some one i can talk nd share views with.Though,i have recieved couple of emails from different pple on this place but they r not my kind of person.I checked your page nd you seem cool nd i ll like to know more about you....my name is remi as u can read from my page whas urs? Do u mind if we chat online some time?I use yahoo nd msn chat messenger nd here is my chat screen Id.
***********@yahoo.com
***********@hotmail.com............less i forget,you look great.Bye
2nd message
via myspace:
Thanks for the message,well right now,i dont live in the states any more.My parents were divorced when i was 3yrs and since my dad walked away and it has always been me and my mom alone.We moved from the states to england when i was 9yrs coz she's a british.I live in england for 7yrs and i had some level of formal education in london.My mom works with the missionary and she was giving a job appointment in west africa to help in taking care of the motherless and homeless children.We moved down here since and we have been living here in africa.I am final year student of Nursing here and am doing pretty well in my studies.Do You believe in long distance relationship?
3rd message
via myspace:
Yes i agree with you ******* that some one has to be careful....I havnt tried it before myself but i strongly believe it can work with strong commitments nd mutual understanding.....So tell me abit about yourself plz in ur reply...Do ave a lovely weekend.
4th message
via myspace:
Your smile is gentle nd warm.
then we have the sms messages, the more poetic copied and pasted into skype i'd guess
lad: Oh...it just finished rainin here nd am walkin home class was gr8t nd am feelin hungry..Had lunch?
(I'd told 'her' i was busy at work etc etc)
lad: How is work comin?
i replied telling laddy what i'd supposedly had for lunch and got back
lad: Hmmm dat's yummy i had peanut butter nd jelly wit a glass of milk.Am listenning 2 music nd readin a novel.
then we get the problems with the lad's laptop oddly meaning 'she' cannot connect to the internet after about ~7pm nigerian time every night net cafe must close then eh
1st night
lad: d network connection is bad 2nite nd cant even use my laptop
2nd night
lad: Mom is usin my laptop 4 sum office works so i cant get online
3rd night
lad: Am spendin my night in d sch hostel 2nite coz i v exam early 2mrw nd there's laptop i can use here so cant come online.We can still txt chat 4 a while if you want
the poems so far: scores out of ten please =D
lad: Though d ocean may lie between us we re never far apart for friendship doesnt count d miles, it's measured by d heart
lad: No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen d friendship of those who r thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
and later after that poem i got
lad: how was work 2day?i sent u poem early in d day did u get?...Wish i could make u dinner but am far away maybe sumday
also a mindnumbingly long msn chat that established that 'she' is an only child coz 'her' father died and 'her' mother refused to get married (so what was that about a divorce then?)
but with gems like:
lad: I dont know any of my relatives,it's just me nd my mom in this world..thats d more reason why i need a man who ll love nd can give the missing love of my dad to me as well.
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lad: I had a bad experience from my last relationship....I broke up with my ex 7mnths ago nd since i ave been single nd waiting for the right man.
more later, rereading this msn chat makes me shudder when i think that people can fall for this, they're good, i mean really good. |
Last edited by chokedbylovers on Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:54 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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chokedbylovers
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Posts: 8
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Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:51 pm |
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so does anyone want to try and guess how my new 'love' will try and get cash outta me? |
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Spameister
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 15
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:04 pm |
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Hmmm dat's yummy i had peanut butter nd jelly wit a glass of milk.Am listenning 2 music nd readin a novel. |
^^LOL! That's a classic!
I'd say they're gonna get money out of you by becoming your lovers/wives, whereupon you will have to send them the monies so that they can 'fly to your country' or 'continue with their education' |
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Sirius Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Earth, or thereabout
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Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:23 pm |
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Hmmm....sounds to me like you need a picture or two of this young laddy, preferably in some state of disrobement, so you can fall deeply in love with herm and layout a few thousand for herm to come visit you.
Just a thought...... |
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Bigglesworth
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Timbuktoo
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Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:52 pm |
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I must be getting REALLY old. To me this is the sort of drivel that pimply teenaged adolescents spout. I guess it takes all sorts, but if people really do fall for this crap it can only be because they are supremely lonely or supremely stupid. Or am I talking out of turn here?
Let's see now, laddy's computer is on the fritz, so I'll bet she'll start out small to see if she can extract enough loot out of you to buy a new one. If that works she'll get more ambitious..... and then the sky's the limit.
I don't think I'm cut out for love baits......my keypad would always be full of :YUK: |
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