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JMRazor
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A veritable treasure trove of malapropisms and poor spelling...

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Am sorry for late respond

Thank you for replying my mail to you, what am telling you now is not a joking mater, look Sir. we are surfing hear in Ghana (gnarly) no helper no one to cry to for help, we are hear (at least they have their hearing) with pan (...and this thermos...) and sorrow no place to stay we sleep any where day dark (day or dark? make up your mind) us I and my little brother of 12 year young, why we have a lot of money laying in a security company which we donít have assess to, unless we find who will stand as our foreign partner, Sir without a foreign partner we will die of hunger hear. (I hear you, I hear you!)

Please Sir Help us you will be the one who will invest this money for us and also bye a living house (I'd prefer a non-living one) in any country of your chose or your country because we have never seen this kind of money before in our life (does this include the house's life?), not to tuck of business, that is why we need you as to stand for us.

Thank you and GOD bless.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if the common dead-person-leaves-money-need-beneficiary scripts arent working so well anymore, so they are resorting to ad-lib begging?

It is sickening how they try to appeal to the heart with these sob stories and then stab the vic in the back.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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we are surfing hear in Ghana


We knew that...web surfing for victims from an internet cafe...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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bye a living house (I'd prefer a non-living one)

Maybe they mean a haunted house. That sort of thing is exciting to kids. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Clearly, this lad needs some more educating. Doesn't he know that moneey is spelled with two e's and that buisiniess has a bunch of i's in it?? Wink

I loved the surfing part, by the way. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It sounds like Jeff Spicoli wrote that, dude.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And you think they're joking:

http://www.globalsurfers.com/country_details.cfm?land=Ghana

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