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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:38 pm |
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A veritable treasure trove of malapropisms and poor spelling...
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Am sorry for late respond
Thank you for replying my mail to you, what am telling you now is not a joking mater, look Sir. we are surfing hear in Ghana (gnarly) no helper no one to cry to for help, we are hear (at least they have their hearing) with pan (...and this thermos...) and sorrow no place to stay we sleep any where day dark (day or dark? make up your mind) us I and my little brother of 12 year young, why we have a lot of money laying in a security company which we don�t have assess to, unless we find who will stand as our foreign partner, Sir without a foreign partner we will die of hunger hear. (I hear you, I hear you!)
Please Sir Help us you will be the one who will invest this money for us and also bye a living house (I'd prefer a non-living one) in any country of your chose or your country because we have never seen this kind of money before in our life (does this include the house's life?), not to tuck of business, that is why we need you as to stand for us.
Thank you and GOD bless.
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MisterHobbs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 293
Location: In Diana now. Miss Ouri later.
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:51 pm |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:13 pm |
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we are surfing hear in Ghana |
We knew that...web surfing for victims from an internet cafe... |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:39 pm |
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bye a living house (I'd prefer a non-living one) |
Maybe they mean a haunted house. That sort of thing is exciting to kids. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:44 pm |
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Clearly, this lad needs some more educating. Doesn't he know that moneey is spelled with two e's and that buisiniess has a bunch of i's in it??
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:53 am |
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It sounds like Jeff Spicoli wrote that, dude. |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:01 am |
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And you think they're joking:
http://www.globalsurfers.com/country_details.cfm?land=Ghana |
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