Lad just doesnt take the hint..

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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:53 pm

In my latest bait my lad has offered me children. Sadly. he's not taking the hint that my character, Peter Andre, has a more than professional intrest in them..

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Dear Mr Peter.

Thanks for getting back to me on this matter.You really did not sound humane as your organisation suggest.Helping others should not be restricted to a particular group of persons as we have a different orientation working with the UN as an organisations.Will you accept these kids as your yours?While i make arrangements for them to be at your home.

I have opted bringing thier consignments to you and luggages so as to avoid any incovenience when admitting them into any college/medicals.Can i call you over the phone,and whats your phone number?How old are you?

Waiting for immediate response.

Raymonds.

So, I reply (with massive hints that I should never be given children..)

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Dear Mr Raymond,
What do you mean? I assure you that I, Peter Andre, am amongst the most humane people you will ever meet!

Of course I would like these children to come and live with me! Why would I have replied to your mail if I didnt? Regarding medical and schooling, dont you worry- I can promise you that they will get a very in-depth check up, and will be given the best "education" that I can possibly provide!

Now, I am 44 years old, and live on the Isle of Beaver in England. You can contact me on +44xxxxxxxxxx, although I must warn you, due to a nailgun-related incident back in the 80's, my hearing is quite poor, therefore you will have to speak up when you call me.

Now, how many of these cheery cherubs do you have? Dont worry about the amount- if I dont have the space in my spare room, I will happily let them sleep in my bed.

Now, if you dont mind, can we keep this to ourselves? You see, because of the silly laws here in England, good fellows such as myself are not allowed children, nor are we allowed withing 100 yards of a school, so in order that we do not let the children down, we'll keep this quiet for now, eh?

Peter Andre
79th Honorary Grand Fellow of the C.L.I.T Programme

And it appears he's still intrested..obviously, the small matter of money has now come into the picture..

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Dear Mr Peter,

I must apologise for any misconcept of your true personality.Am only been careful since i havent met you in person.May the good lord continue to reward you for showing good interest on these kids.I will call you whn i arrive at Cotonou in Benin Republic as we have been given several restrictions on phone conversation. We have been here for the past 14hrs trying to negotiate a peace talk but am not among the superiors but only a surbordinate staff.

But back in lebanon,I have confided in a colleague which i informed that the consignment with tagg number LX/UN/699/X81 belongs to a foreign counterpart who fled lebanon due to the recent chaos and that you have ordered me to courier it to you in the UK.So Mr Peter,i will be needing your residential address and full names that will be attached to this consignment bag and endorsed in the delivery file of the UN diplomatic delivery agents with certified immune documents that is also obtainable at the UK quarters.

May i also seek your consent to change the names of these children to your last name when i will be initiating thier visa to your place.That is when i get your full names.As you know this will be very easy for them to travel and be accepted as your children too.I hope i can trust you that when the consignment gets to you,there will not be any form of tampering or dislogement until the children comes.Also remember that the content should not be disclosed to anyone as i will inscript on the file of the UN report as Family valuables and document acquisition.

Am attaching the picture of these kids i found in thier diary and perhaps they have snapped this 2yrs back as confirmed.Anthony is standing Besides the sister Rachel from the Left flank.An please Mr Peter whatever charges or fee o f delivery to you that you have to pay,dont worry i will find a way to pay back when i receive a pay check from the UN or when the kids arrive,you can negotiate on thier belongings on what is accrued to you.

Finally i hope you are not sending them to any orphanage homes or camp when they arrive.Do you have a wife and kids?

Waiting for reply,

Raymonds.

I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one..watch this space... Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:01 pm

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But back in lebanon,I have confided in a colleague which i informed that the consignment

He still seems to want you to stick to the advance fee fraud, unless the kids are in the diplomatic pouch?
You might even end up with a double bait of the same lad.
Diplomatic trunk and kids