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ParaNoid
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:28 pm |
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Reprob8 wrote: |
I usually wind up having to read the entire bible for pennance after each confession... |
I thought your were going to say, "I usually wind up having to read the entire stickies... "
Guess I spend a lot of time here.
uh, oh, better be careful, it might give the Mods some ideas... |
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Frogsruleok
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 129
Location: Somerset, England
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:00 pm |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:19 am |
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^ But that's what makes almost everyone click to see a post started by Reprob8 |
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Reprob8
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Joined: 20 Sep 2004
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Location: At the Pharmacy
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:17 am |
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And just in case you were in doubt about the PEZ dispenser...
As you can see, Vicodin HP will fit perfectly!
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Hekate
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Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:32 am |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
@ breadcrumb
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when we were forced to confession as 7 year olds |
That made ME lol. Been there, done that! |
I made up about 50% of my first confession (also age 7)!
I got thrown out of confession when I was 23. I'd done the bog standard 'swear, missed mass' routine, and the priest (not in my own parish!) decided to question me about whether or not I had a sex life. So he asked me if I was living with anyone. I answered, truthfully, '2 women, father'. He had a seizure, and then I added 'we're just flatmates, but that's not what you were thinking, is it, you dirty minded b@stard!?'
Result - escorted from the premises (mum would die if she knew!) and never been back. No great loss - I was a terrible Catholic anyway! |
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Corona
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:12 am |
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Reprob8, We have something in common.
I have had my gynecologist in stitches quite a few times. Once ask him if he ever became burned out in his field of work.
Last time I got up and said, "Ok, now it's your turn. Take off all clothes and get up on the table, I will be in shortly."
Oh, He only ask me this once, "How is your sex life?" I said, "You tell me about yours first." |
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Reprob8
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:14 pm |
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I've posted this story again but I think it bears repeating...
After my vasectomy, I went to the doctor for a follow up visit. The nurse handed me a cup and asked for a "sample". Thinking they needed to do a sperm count or something, I took the jar, went into the restroom and, uh, spanked the monkey, I guess. I brought the sample cup to the nurse who promptly told me, in front of 6-7 people in the waiting room that she meant a URINE sample. It still ranks as the absolute most embarrasing moment of my life. |
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Frogsruleok
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 129
Location: Somerset, England
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:44 pm |
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That is funny.
I know of someone who misunderstood and crapped into their pot once, so you aren't the only one. In fact, I think yours is the lesser of two evils. |
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Corona
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:05 pm |
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ok, if this thread is turning into 'embarrassing doctor visits' I have one too (though nothing beats R8's story) :
I had a small problem with hemorrhoids so I had to visit a proctologist. I had to take place on this sort of bench, face down, cheeks up, glockenspiel hanging there in all it's glory. Then the doctor called in his young, female assistant to explain to her how to diagnose the, ehhh, issue.
I was rather happy I didn't have to make a next appointment.... |
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JoeTam
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My Dr. makes ME laugh. 10 mg Watson Hydrocodone X 120 X 3 refills X 2 times. (Note to self, call pharmacy, again). |
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Dionysius
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Joined: 24 Mar 2004
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:07 am |
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Not my embarressing Doc story but a friend's. He got a letter through the post requesting that he make an appointment at a clinic. No mention of the clinic's name. He phones up the telephone number to make the appointment. He asks for the clinic's name, the receptionist gives him the days of the clinic and times. After a few times of asking he is told the clinic is the Genital and Urinary Health Clinic. Someone who knew about him (he had stood as an election candidate) had or suspected they had picked up an STD gave an 'enhanced' list of 'sexual contacts'.
Around the time of the first gulf war in 1990, a the BBC Wales TV news ran a story about a hoax played on a couple of people in South Wales. They had received letters from the UN informing them they had been conscripted to fight against Saddam. They had to bring supplies with them. A four pack of beer, an 'I Love Saddam' tee shirt, a bow and arrow and money for chips. One bloke actually took a taxi to where he had to 'report' to. He wished to remain anonymous. One pensioner was complaining on the TV that the hoaxer was irresponsible the pensioner was too old to fight and nearly had a heart attack when he read the letter. |
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