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padre2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 20
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:24 pm |
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I'm off on another lad, and hope to get this guy completely flustered. Working so far. It started with the hitman note:
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Hello Dear,
I am Mr robert brown the only man seer from london living in usa I am a murderer. i was been paid to kill you and you family by one of your friend's and the date has come . my colleagues has been in your state
right now keeping eye's on everystep's you move but on my searching about your contact email information i find out your email and due to the love i have with your family i decided to inform you about it before going any forward with my boy's.
Do get back to me as soon as possible if you have anything to say about this ,so that i will give all their informations.
Thanks,
robert brown,
email:[email protected]
the seer, killer, saver and damager.
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So, I take my first jab at him:
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Mr. Brown (if that is your real name),
How many of you killers call your intended victims "Dear"? Must have missed that section of the killer-handbook.
Why is your email jameshenry201? Why isn't it something like robertbrownkiller?
Anyway, what can I do for you?
John Anon |
Ok, the humor must have went over his head:
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now listen, i have decided to save you before contacting you ok.if not that my men wants their balance from me because, i told them that you are not to be killed but they insist. i do not blame them much because, they professionalise on that and thats their job.
now, i need sum amount of money from you ok to pay them back the balance ok.. here is the balance to be paid to them for them to leave you ok. not mine.. understand be the way i informed you.
now, i want you to know that we are very dangeruos to extent that no one sees us when we operates ok. thats why the politicians and men in power used us instead the force to kill oppositions.
so, be advice from me not to let anyone even your family know about this. as you know, one of them might even be seeing me as am writting to you now ok. so, they can know if you let anyone hears that. i advice you to make this payment without delay because, they are on my neck for now and might act soon. am afraid you have to save yourself.
goodluck
the amount i want you to pay now is, $50,000.00usd. so, i only hope you will understand what i am doing for you now and do not take is as joke or i will leave you with them. my hand not among cause, i just do not wanna kill you anymore ok.
i only wanna hear from you requesting for payment information ok. |
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Okay, okay, I believe you - I was just testing ya. How do you want the money? That is alot. Can I send it to yo in installmants - maybe $1,000 a week?
John Anon |
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NO , I WILL GIVE YOU MY ACCOUNT INFORMATION OK, BUT THE MONEY YOU WILL SEND TO ME IS $25 FOR FIRST PAYMENT OK, BE FAST , I AM WAITING FOR YOU OK, GOODAY |
Hey, excellent, I've got him down to $25!
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Ok, $25, I can do that. Do you take Western Union money transfer?
John |
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now listen up,i want you to know that what i mean is $25,000 usd ok. so, i will be giving you the account information for the payment ok.
i awaits your response for the payment. goodday. |
Darn, he's back up to $25k, but at least that's less than the initial $50k, so the negotiation is working!
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Whoa! First you want $25, now you want $25 thousand!? That's a heck of a jump! The best I can do is $250, and owe you the rest - maybe once a week in payments?
John |
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i want you to know that i stick to my word as well as those gods that sent me ok. no one sees me or ask for my invitation unless i permit. and in this case, you are not required to meet me now ok. that should enter your mind or maybe you prefer knowing me in the grave right? i advice you, be warned.
do as i was ordered to order you so that your life will be saved and be free. am afraid that from now on, something might happen to you as a result of arguement and delay. but the wise get all they want by acting fast. once again, your life is in danger, but ulternative is around. make sure you do not fail the paymenmt or, think the order way. good day |
You know, with all of this dire talk, he's still forgotten to tell me where or how to send the money.....you know, the $25.
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I'm ready to make the payment!! Where do you want the $250 sent to? I can probably go to Western Union this afternoon, but I need an address and contact information for the transfer.
John Anon |
Oh, shoot, I offered him $250 - well, that should get him excited!
It did...
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LISTEN TO ME OK, YOU WANT TO JOKE WITH ME? I TOLD YOU I NEED $25,000USD OK,
BE FAST OR YOU DIE
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Still no details...where do I send my $25?
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Fine, fine, just tell me where to send the $25 and I'll take care of it this afternoon.
John Anon |
Anyone else toy with these hitmen? Ideas? |
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jmack32
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
Posts: 30
Location: Texas
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:04 pm |
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hopefully you will get the payment info from him on his next reply. Then, I would mess with him a bit more on the negotiation thing. Later, you can either get him to answer questions for the MTCN or you can try to get a bank account from him and have it shut down.
You could also play with him, since his men are watching you, and ask him to prove it by asking him "what am I doing right now?", "what color is my mailbox?", something to that effect. It will be interesting to see his responses. |
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padre2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 20
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:12 pm |
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jmack, good suggestions. I was thinking of asking him for proof of his being a successful hitman. Send me obits or news articles of people he's bumped off. I mean all good hitman have to have references, don't they? |
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Dung Toem
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 4
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:44 pm |
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He said that he was paid by one of your neighbors to kill you. Ask him why he is trying to hit you up for money if he has already been paid by the neighbor. After he gives you the explanation that he only received a "down payment", tell him that you don't believe him and that you want proof of the payment. (ie: copy of bank deposit slip or whatever). Work this angle to frustrate him.
Tell him that you are very scared and want to make a payment, but, you are a very carefull fellow. Tell him that you are not sure that he is a murderer and that you need proof. A good thing would be if he had a picture of himself holding a sign that said "Hitman" Work him for awhile before you ask for this.
He said his men are there to kill you. How many men? Ask for vague descriptions. Are they driving a rental car? What Kind? What color?
He said he would give you his account number. Ask for it - you missed when you said you would send him a WU. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:17 am |
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Nice work! Most baiters, including me, recommend not wasting effort on the first response, but in this case I think it set the tone nicely. Appreciate the effort and thanks for sharing. |
_________________ "YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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Gleep
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Aug 2007
Posts: 30
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:59 pm |
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This mug is a complete freaking MORON. I am sure your "Robert Brown" is the same guy I have working for the past few weeks but he's calling himself Brain (that's NOT a typo) Brown.
After jerking him around on WU payment for awhile, he gave me HIS bank account details (which appear to be legit and hopefully shut down by now). Then I went rude on him calling his "men" (who were supposed to kill me) candy-ass pussies and other assorted compliments. After pissing him off with that tack for a few days I went back to square one and asked him how much he wanted and how to pay him. It never dawned on him that we had already covered that territory. |
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